Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[HumanMeatball]

honestly this bloke may be the dumbest journalist in the afl. I say keep a thread for all the dumb shit he says. I’ll start



Ps if In wrong place move to media board

 

[Upgrayedd]

Ask some of the hawthorn boys what they think of the funeral crasher

 

[JG22]

A little too keen at times

Heard the funeral story, can’t remember the deets

 

[Pedantic]

Hope he lost a stack on Bitcoin

 

[Sentinel]

 

[Willo_]

Flog of the highest order, I followed him on twitter briefly when I thought he was a journo.. unfollowed within about 3 days as I realised all he does is claim that he broke every story first.

Being a massive knob must be a requirement for the 7 reporters as Stevo and McClueless are the same.

 

[Sir_Loin]

I’m always suspicious of a journalist who can’t even spell “Brown” properly.

 

[Franc de Borges]

Total w***er.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

You can't say that, his dad just died.

 

[LeverPuller]

Which former Melbourne player now at Port is being referred to in the OP?

 

[Koopa]

Lloyd gave him a serve last year:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...p/news-story/ddcf6054fbf81345694023445181c560

He was pretty accurate with the Stringer trade news I guess... don't know if he got the info from someone else at the time though.

 

[Jonts]

Which former Melbourne player now at Port is being referred to in the OP?

Watts

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Yeah followed him for a bit but recently unfollowed him.

Lol that one time he had a "breaking story" and recorded it in the men's toilet on iphone ...

 

[HumanMeatball]

Yeah followed him for a bit but recently unfollowed him.

Lol that one time he had a "breaking story" and recorded it in the men's toilet on iphone ...

This one?

 

[BallaratBulldog]

When will journos be held to a standard? I picked the wrong area. I should have became one and annoy people by talking shit. Browne has less of an idea than most.

 

[LeverPuller]

Watts

See, if they wanted a story they would have had a crack at the skwosh Australia Day party...

 

[Xtreme]

May he be strapped to a chair and forced to watch hours upon hours of AFLW clanger highlights (essentially 99% of matches!).

 

[Power Raid]

I have no idea what he is saying

 

[Aussie_boy]

Which former Melbourne player now at Port is being referred to in the OP?

Dom Barry

 

[Pykie]

About time this gutter rat was called out on a consistent history of absolute fabrications.

This thread needs firing up again and he deserves a seperate thread from the other thread tracking the journo's trade week.

Somehow he's managed to gap himself as quite possibly the most unethical footy journo in a history of a bad bunch.


Running the Papley story on 7, then following it up on Twitter, then deleting it straight away after Papley's Dad called him out on it is testament to this blokes credibility.


We all know he would browse BF regularly. So hi Tom, you're on notice from the footy public.

 

[Hamez]

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Did he tag the wrong pappers?

 

[The Prosecutor]

Did he tag the wrong pappers?

That's Tom's Dad.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

That's Tom's Dad.

LOOOOL hahahah

Browne undies moment

 

[Coalface]

I bet he blocked him too.... He's a sensitive one, Tom Browne. I once tried to give him a compliment and copped a block.