Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Shane Heard]

There's something wrong with his mental development, yea?

its well documented our Tom is on the spectrum and channel 7 employ him with full knowledge that he does a job that nobody else would dream of doing.

He fills 3 mins of airtime on the 6pm news.

It really doesn’t matter that no one listens to a word he says.

most viewers are off to the freezer by then to get the ice cream out for sweets

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Shane Heard]

TBT is brilliant at highlighting the consistent ridiculousness of Tommy’s habit in firing off a statement that starts off with some promise and just ends up just a complete waste of time.

 

[Oshka]

Unbelievable.

 

[tigs2010]

Unbelievable.

Tom “word salad” Browne

 

[Oshka]

Tom “word salad” Browne

It’s like his mouth and brain aren’t in sync.

 

[tigs2010]

It’s like his mouth and brain aren’t in sync.

I think he had a lobotomy tbh

 

[Instincts]

I don't even know what he is trying to say half the time

 

[Aphrodite]

I don't even know what he is trying to say half the time

Does anybody

 

[tigs2010]

I don't even know what he is trying to say half the time

Don’t be too hard on yourself. Neither does he!

 

[BallaratBulldog]

World salad is the best description for it.

 

[tigs2010]

World salad is the best description for it.

I assume you spelt word wrong as a homage to Thomas Browne

 

[Shane Heard]

Mindless word drool

Bevo was kind there with him. Like talking to someone who is on some kind of medication and has difficulty speaking

 

[Shane Heard]

World salad is the best description for it.

Tom’s word salad world

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[ash_1050]

David Teague

David Teague

Age

43

Ht

186cm

Wt

90kg

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9.6

2star

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6.2

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3.4

3star

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3.1

3star

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2.4

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D

5.0

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3.2

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1.8

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2.2

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1.0

3star

not happy with Tom Browne

 

[tigs2010]

David Teague not happy with Tom Browne

David’s Mum will be getting a call from Jeff I’m sure.

 

[Dogs Rule]

David Teague not happy with Tom Browne

David Teague All he needed to add was 'you nepotistic little p****'

 

[Dazzler9]

Just gonna plonk this here, in case Gil's imminent presser delivers anything different...

 

[tigs2010]

Just gonna plonk this here, in case Gil's imminent presser delivers anything different...

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WTF?

 

[OnceWeWereKings]

Just gonna plonk this here, in case Gil's imminent presser delivers anything different...

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It's like giving a child a stick and not expecting them to poke themselves in the eye with it.
His employer should just demand he doesn't access social media.
It would save him from hurting himself.
Dill.

 

[Dazzler9]

And for everyone's benefit, including Tom's, here is what the well-crafted version of the very same message looks like -

 

[Nostradumbass]

Just gonna plonk this here, in case Gil's imminent presser delivers anything different...

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Is the Perth expert in the house?

 

[Shane Heard]

‘Technically hosting it’

****ing imbecile