Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[eggtardo]

his ears are tall...not big in the traditional sense (sticking out) but from lobe to top I reckon they cover 50% of his head.
looking like an absolute dork for the brownlow coverage

I posted this in the other Tom thread....but felt more appropriate here as the pic above inspired my post

Edit: prob 50% was a bit of a lend, but clearly 30%

 

[Shane Heard]

 

[tigs2010]

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“Dressed tonight by Mum”

 

[Shane Heard]

 

[Shane Heard]

Get this guy away from me …

 

[Shane Heard]

 

[Starburns_]

Regardless of whether you agree with the sentiment, the justification isn't even factual...

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Regardless of whether you agree with the sentiment, the justification isn't even factual...

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Boyfriend has Velcro shoes yeah?

 

[Cleavy]

I'm hoping for an exclusive interview in the pre-game with the octopus that tipped Melbourne. Don't let me down, Tom!

 

[apollo_creed]

That is ****ing brilliant.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

GF day’s best entertainment just arrived

 

[Shane Heard]

GF day’s best entertainment just arrived

Now that will be champagne A grade entertainment

 

[Shane Heard]

 

[Shane Heard]

Pass the Tom parcel

 

[OnlyPowerForever]

Regardless of whether you agree with the sentiment, the justification isn't even factual...

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Saved the competition?

Uh - huh.....

 

[Shane Heard]

A worthy runner up winner..

 

[Art Vandelay_]

 

[Shane Heard]

One of post game highlights is TB bursting in between Hodge and Brayshaw there babbling away like a schoolboy on speed…hardly drawing a breath for about 5 mins as the other two waited patiently for him to stfu.

The annoyed expression on Brayshaws face is priceless.

Best part is when TB crapped on about Dees assistant coach Alan Richardson for a full minute..which was just total waste of airtime.

 

[jameses]

 

[Custard Guts]

Get this guy away from me …
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[Shane Heard]

 

[Shane Heard]

 

[Cleavy]

"I understand that the AFL will only be scheduling games next year on days that end in 'y' as part of the revamped fixture."

(ok, he didn't really say that, but would it surprise you if he did?"

 

[tigs2010]

"I understand that the AFL will only be scheduling games next year on days that end in 'y' as part of the revamped fixture."

(ok, he didn't really say that, but would it surprise you if he did?"

Would be surprising if he said something that turned out correct

 

[Shane Heard]

“ training for my wedding “