Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Aphrodite]

 

[tigs2010]

There’s nothing worse than a negative housemate to dampen the mood. Poor maginness

 

[Starburns_]

Peak Tom.

 

[Del165198]

I really hate Tom Browne.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[tigs2010]

He’s back in business

 

[Aphrodite]

He’s back in business

This thread needed a good *bump

 

[radiojake]

I really hoped this bump would be a nugget of gold about Novak

But this is still pretty good

 

[tigs2010]

I really hoped this bump would be a nugget of gold about Novak

But this is still pretty good

surely It’s perhaps…

from such certainty to maybe

 

[radiojake]

I like how he let's us all know he's never seen such a situation, which implies that other people may have come across it before?

 

[tigs2010]

I like how he let's us all know he's never seen such a situation, which implies that other people may have come across it before?

Surprised he hasn’t time travelled to the inevitable January 2023 Novak Djokovic circus when he tries to enter unvaxxed again

 

[Shane Heard]

I really hate Tom Browne.

Yes..let’s remind ourselves how the grubby little turd pollutes the footy airways with meaningless, absurd crap and deserves to be run out of town.

He’s a menace to society

 

[craffles]

Please if any of Tom's employers are reading this can you all just do us a favour and cancel his contracts?

 

[Rusty Brookes]

Why, does he use, so many damn, unnecessary commas?!

Case in point

 

[WilloTree]

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surely It’s perhaps…

from such certainty to maybe

Surely it's perhaps...

Gold - even for TB

 

[Cleavy]

Case in point

in theory, Tom is an "ok" "journalist". surely, it's possible?!

 

[Art Vandelay_]

 

[WilloTree]

Mystery type trip? - so not a mystery trip, but sort of like it? What on earth is he trying to say?

fmd

This guy gives me a headache in my eye.

 

[The Kings Ransom]

Mystery type trip? - so not a mystery trip, but sort of like it? What on earth is he trying to say?

fmd

This guy gives me a headache in my eye.

It's only a mystery because they have specifically not told you Tom.
To those involved it is simply a team camp.

 

[00Stinger]

Keen training observers

Aka my daddy

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[WilloTree]

Keen training observers

Aka my daddy

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If they're on camp - what were they observing? Grass?

so keen

 

[Blues90]

Um 4 years ago I would have said yes.. he was a mad accumulator but didn't nothing with it .... Now he's developed the ability to win a lot of ball and hurt you with it.. jet.

 

[00Stinger]

Um 4 years ago I would have said yes.. he was a mad accumulator but didn't nothing with it .... Now he's developed the ability to win a lot of ball and hurt you with it.. jet.

Tom Browne?

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[troybe]

Um 4 years ago I would have said yes.. he was a mad accumulator but didn't nothing with it .... Now he's developed the ability to win a lot of ball and hurt you with it.. jet.

The only thing he accumulates is commas

 

[hawkman]

If they're on camp - what were they observing? Grass?

so keen

They have a good eye. They have been training regularly and now this week they are not there. Worthy of a Pulitzer