Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Billy ray]

Waffles are no joke man.

Sorry. Waffle’s

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Shane Heard]

From the book of Revelation..TB version

 

[Shane Heard]

Scratchin and grindin ..he’s such an intrepid workhorse professional

 

[hawkman]

Apparently 9 concussions isn't ideal

 

[Obzerva]

He tweets like a person with a learning difficulty trying to master their first haiku

 

[BF Tiger]

Thinks Essendon “arguably” deserve a priority pick. FMD.

Said pre-game on tonight’s telecast. Luke Hodge was astounded.

 

[Foucault1989]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/confidential/time-on-channel-7-footy-reporters-deny-rivalry-bailey-smith-leaves-his-mark-on-bulldogs-fan/news-story/672c309e958f8e92d52887e33be3e140

Devo for Cachia. His ex partner on survivor, trying to get big as a D grade sassy celebrity who "tells it like it is" and now this....

 

[MSB ROYS]

Thinks Essendon “arguably” deserve a priority pick. FMD.

Said pre-game on tonight’s telecast. Luke Hodge was astounded.

Here it is:

 

[Redline]

Thinks Essendon “arguably” deserve a priority pick. FMD.

Said pre-game on tonight’s telecast. Luke Hodge was astounded.

I thought JB was going to drop the microphone md walk away listening to the idiot.

 

[Redline]

Devo for Cachia. His ex partner on survivor, trying to get big as a D grade sassy celebrity who "tells it like it is" and now this....

I had a bit to do with Jarryd and Sophie when he was living in Adrlaide. I feel sorry for him at the moment, even now separated it's all about her.

 

[Foucault1989]

I had a bit to do with Jarryd and Sophie when he was living in Adrlaide. I feel sorry for him at the moment, even now separated it's all about her.

A true battler

 

[Engimal v3]

Here it is:

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Unreal ‘scoop’ from Tom on the news tonight. Built up during the broadcast as an “Exclusive”.

Ess v St.K trade war with the Bombers to launch an audacious bid to lure Rowan Marshall

19

Rowan Marshall

Age

29

Ht

201cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.4

4star

K

8.8

3star

HB

6.6

4star

CL

3.4

5star

HO

20.2

5star

D

12.9

3star

K

9.3

4star

HB

3.6

2star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

17.8

5star

D

10.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

7.8

5star

… massive salary on the cards.

… but Marshall is happy at St.K and would cost Ess too much so he’s almost certain to re-sign at St.K.

Thanks for the story Tom.

 

[hawkman]

Unreal ‘scoop’ from Tom on the news tonight. Built up during the broadcast as an “Exclusive”.

Ess v St.K trade war with the Bombers to launch an audacious bid to lure Rowan Marshall… massive salary on the cards.

… but Marshall is happy at St.K and would cost Ess too much so he’s almost certain to re-sign at St.K.

Thanks for the story Tom.

 

[SuperMal]

Unreal ‘scoop’ from Tom on the news tonight. Built up during the broadcast as an “Exclusive”.

Ess v St.K trade war with the Bombers to launch an audacious bid to lure Rowan Marshall… massive salary on the cards.

… but Marshall is happy at St.K and would cost Ess too much so he’s almost certain to re-sign at St.K.

Thanks for the story Tom.

Regards the ‘scoop’....or whatever ends in ‘..oop’.

I think the oxygen just got sucked out of the Southern Hemisphere.....

 

[Dynamics]

He tweets like a person with a learning difficulty trying to master their first haiku

Inside sauces yum
My Dad say's I'm big and strong
Twitter potato

 

[Thrawn]

Here it is:

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Dynamics]

Tisn

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Haaahahahaha. This is easily the most entertaining thing Brayshaw has ever done.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

I’ll just leave this here.

 

[Pistol Night]

I’ll just leave this here.

I can’t figure out if were ****n interested or not after that.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

I can’t figure out if were fu**n interested or not after that.

To be fair, I don’t think Tom does either.