Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Ati Tude]

where will we turn for insane footy takes now??

If only there was an online footy forum to turn to...

 

[BallaratBulldog]

No one can replace Tom

 

[Gavin Excell]

How absurd that this is considered a front page story

 

[James Colorado]

How absurd that this is considered a front page story

I know, it should be one of those special editions where the story goes across the front and back pages, with a further 8 pages of commentary within.

 

[kozi]

 

[Sprout]

Didn’t know this pillock won an award for best news reporter at the Football Media Association Awards. Fmd. If ever there was an illustration of how low the bar is.

 

[Syd]

Our loss is the Legal Fraternity's gain.

 

[James Colorado]

So, a lot of dissent in the backline of an MCG match leads to a shot on goal at Marvel? Makes sense

 

[Borussia Teeth]

Would anyone be surprised if Tommy mixed up resigned with re-signed in his letter to channel seven.

 

[kozi]

Thinking back to some of my favourite moments from the great man. Debunking his own rumour about Toby Greene

4

Toby Greene

Age

31

Ht

182cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.7

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

10.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.2

4star

D

17.5

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.8

4star

T

1.0

2star

G

2.3

5star

D

26.6

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

14.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.6

5star

G

0.0

1star

that he created just so he could prove it false has to be up there. Also the night he came in hot off a strong latte.. if you time it it's closer to 3 seconds

 

[_RT_]

The biggest 'retirement' announcement in AFL circles this year

 

[Satan]

The biggest 'retirement' announcement in AFL circles this year

Just waiting on the TCO retirement

 

[hawkman]

So, a lot of dissent in the backline of an MCG match leads to a shot on goal at Marvel? Makes sense

Richmond would hate that

 

[tigs2010]

Richmond would hate that

FFS this just reminds me that we have 2 games coming up there back to back that I can't won't attend.

 

[mr bagcroft]

Who?

 

[Ati Tude]

The biggest 'retirement' announcement in AFL circles this year

Will he get to go around in a car on GF day with other retirees? Could share a car with Jack Riewoldt

 

[iluvparis]

NOOOOOOOOO

Taking up a communications role for a finance firm.

Wut? Which firm - i need to know in case i have to withdraw my deposits - STAT

 

[Del165198]

Devastating news

 

[ROOTA#6]

Will he be like Stevo and instantly regret it?

 

[Del165198]

Wut? Which firm - i need to know in case i have to withdraw my deposits - STAT

Lol the system really is rigged isn't it. This absolute dunce who can barely string a sentence together just bounces from high paying job to high paying job, because he's a mediocre white man with connections

 

[Bunk Moreland]

I feel empty

 

[My Tilly]

No one can replace Tom

They say that all the time.
Look at all the previous boofhead's involved with the game and then from out of nowhere, up pops folks from out of nowhere and they are shoved in our faces and we must like it.
Hamish is the latest example. No one knew of the fake prick until he was there talking up little kids at halftime and telling us about the hard luck stories he's faced in life.

 

[James Colorado]

Who?

You're missing out, this is the man who provides the most entertainment in the AFL.

 

[James Colorado]

They say that all the time.
Look at all the previous boofhead's involved with the game and then from out of nowhere, up pops folks from out of nowhere and they are shoved in our faces and we must like it.
Hamish is the latest example. No one knew of the fake prick until he was there talking up little kids at halftime and telling us about the hard luck stories he's faced in life.

Can't Hamish retire and we keep Tom?

 

[My Tilly]

Can't Hamish retire and we keep Tom?

Hamish won't allow that.
He and the brother run the show.