Media Colossus Corner Presents: Your Teams S21 Most Important/Unimportant Poster

[I Dont Care]

or 'Colossuskyle'

 

[_Cayz_]

I'm guessing "Doctor Pants"

I'm hoping 'Doctor Colostomy'

 

[pantskyle]

In the opening post I said I wouldn't be talking about the inactives which makes it very hard to judge a team which is 99% inactives.

You the Sweet FA audience were told time and time again that the Royals are the elite, the best of the best. If you were not a Royal you were a spamming campaigner.

I wish to tell the Royals that no Colonel Sanders, you are wrong. You're the embarrassment of the league. The only side that deserves to be stripped of a licence to compete in our wonderful league of gentlemen and women.

Most Important Poster: Blacky - Surprise surprise, the one poster who seemed to give a shit about what happens outside of the Royals team PM and thread is the most important, Helen Keller could have chosen this one. Blacky is the quintessential QOOTYer, a talent far better than his surroundings. I also think he might be ethnic and from war torn Sudan so that makes his journey even more impressive. He has one hell of a task in front of him to rebirth the Royals but this league legend thinks he can do it. Will seriously miss 3KZ is Football but at least he has rookie player Footypie32 to slowly die with him.

Most Unimportant Poster: Marlowe - Marls will probably get to reading this sometime in 2017. I don't even know if he tried to keep the Royals up and about. I think he died inside sometime around S19. From then on he became a zombie best remembered for taking over the Grand Final thread for the Royals Best and Fairest count. Honestly he might actually be dead and a computer virus posts on his behalf. I think we've seen the last of him, I don't expect him to partake any longer. RIP sweet prince.


Editors note: Would be easy to throw Nakia into the most unimportant spot but it would be like spitting on a child, you don't do it.

 

[Gentlemen]

Nice melt.

I'm waiting until they can change my name to Gentlemelt

 

[Willo_]

In a positive note for this thread, it is on track to pass both the match threads for the SPC within the next hour or so

 

[pantskyle]

In a positive not for this thread, it is on track to pass both the match threads for the SPC within the next hour or so

I'm called Mr. Money for a reason Willo_.

 

[Willo_]

I'm called Mr. Money for a reason Willo_.

 

[Millky95]

I'm called Mr. Money for a reason Willo_.

Dr. Moneypants?

 

[A Bit High]

Subbed as I like reading other peoples meltdowns and all the bitching and moaning like spoilt little brats while I'm at home looking after my own kids.

Shame on some of you grown ups!!

Carry on please.

 

[Matera92]

Doc still uses windows xp and still uses netscape navigator.

The fact that I understood every word of this makes me feel incredibly old.

Excuse me while I search for a good therapist using AltaVista.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Most Unimportant Poster: Frankston Rover - This was a triple toss up between three posters. Joe and toxic being the other two. However I've stuck with Franga, I'm stating a fact here, FR is no longer required at the Warriors, job done, mission accomplished *release the balloons*. The hard work is over and FR gets to sit back and reap the rewards of the empire he built. I think he will get what I mean here. You could take FR out of the Warriors and you wouldn't miss him. He is as dry as a bone. Now he enjoys retirement, now it's not just his arteries that are clogged. Go to hell you old bastard!

 

[This Is Anfield]

or 'Colossuskyle'

I'm hoping 'Doctor Colostomy'

I'm waiting until they can change my name to Gentlemelt

Doctor Nakia the way he's melting!

 

[pantskyle]

Well isn't that nice, a nice small logo, small like the posting stocks of the Demons.

Scans team list... zeros in... targets acquired...

More like Mount Bare Bones Demons F.C., amiright league?

Most Important Poster: Smartys Power - Was him or Van_Dyke, when Eth decided the time was right to retire from the league and then made the move three seasons later he was able to pass the torch onto SP (I hope he is the captain, presuming he is, should be anyway), SP doesn't have a lot of talent to work with here but he is the glue that is used to keep the Demons together, however it is a cheap glue and if you lick it enough times you'll die like George's wife in Seinfeld. I think he'll probably decide to leave the Demons by round 14 in S22.

Most Unimportant Poster: cooney - Woooooooooo we got this.

 

[Willo_]

Well isn't that nice, a nice small logo, small like the posting stocks of the Demons.

Scans team list... zeros in... targets acquired...

More like Mount Bare Bones Demons F.C., amiright league?

Most Important Poster: Smartys Power - Was him or Van_Dyke, when Eth decided the time was right to retire from the league and then made the move three seasons later he was able to pass the torch onto SP (I hope he is the captain, presuming he is, should be anyway), SP doesn't have a lot of talent to work with here but he is the glue that is used to keep the Demons together, however it is a cheap glue and if you lick it enough times you'll die like George's wife in Seinfeld. I think he'll probably decide to leave the Demons by round 14 in S22.

Most Unimportant Poster: cooney - Woooooooooo we got this.

Most important is comfortably Van_Dyke .... I mean I am pretty sure when we played them that he was the only poster

 

[pantskyle]

Most important is comfortably Van_Dyke .... I mean I am pretty sure when we played them that he was the only poster

Listen chrome dome, I just said that it was one of the two.

Here for your reading pleasure.

Van_Dyke - A tremendous talent overlooked for the captaincy, Dykey, which I call him to his face is a quality participant for the Demons. He just nudges SP out of this spot, what a guy.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Most important is comfortably Van_Dyke .... I mean I am pretty sure when we played them that he was the only poster

He doesn't quite keep the pine warm as well as Smartys Bench though

 

[pantskyle]

I'm having a lunch break now to go catch some pokemon.

 

[Willo_]

Listen chrome dome, I just said that it was one of the two.

Here for your reading pleasure.

Van_Dyke - A tremendous talent overlooked for the captaincy, Dykey, which I call him to his face is a quality participant for the Demons. He just nudges SP out of this spot, what a guy.

that's ok

it's not the first time in this thread you have been wrong

 

[Willo_]

He doesn't quite keep the pine warm as well as Smartys Bench though

very few do

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

This is fun.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

I'm having a lunch break now to go catch some pokemon.

FFS you cant say that and then neglect to tell us what you having for lunch. Terrible post, terrible thread.

I hope you waste 15 pokeballs on every zubat.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

FFS you cant say that and then neglect to tell us what you having for lunch. Terrible post, terrible thread.

I hope you waste 15 pokeballs on every zubat.

Oh that's the new 'I hope you live in interesting times' insult. I like.

 

[Golumless]

Seriously? I've literally never seen sante outside of werewolf

Well now i know why he's so highly rated.

 

[pantskyle]

that's ok

it's not the first time in this thread you have been wrong

I can't be wrong in my own thread with my own opinions.

FFS you cant say that and then neglect to tell us what you having for lunch. Terrible post, terrible thread.

I hope you waste 15 pokeballs on every zubat.

I didn't eat, I did catch a Psyduck, Slowpoke, Pidgey, Ekans which are all new additions to my pokedex.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Oh that's the new 'I hope you live in interesting times' insult. I like.

it was a bit out of character. I've been ropable all day since my most liked post ever on bigfooty was deleted