Media Colossus Corner Presents: Your Teams S21 Most Important/Unimportant Poster

[fitzroybowiedog]

So big, so bright green, so bright yellow, the goggles, they do nothing!

Onto the East Side Hawks, captained by Mr Eagle (MIA) and Doctor Colossus, the team went through a bit of a big deal before S21 kicked off, scandal hit early went captain in waiting Citroin walked out on the club leaving the leadership in shock, thankfully out of this betrayal three wise men called The Filth Wizard, Doctor Colossus and Wacky Tiger answered the call from okeydoke7 to come and save the club, through the tears and snot okey did what he could to convince the trio to take the 422 bus to Waverley. More players were then brought in by DC who was made co-captain and the team made the prelim. DC erected a sign warning school kids to stay away.

Most Important Poster: Doctor Colossus - Anywhere DC goes people follow. You can't doubt the importance that he has for any side he joins. Often courted the Doc (which I call me to my face) performs when required, not always good on field, off field he'll keep a teams relevance up and tick threads over, isn't fearful of being critisised he is often happy to cause a bit of mischief. No issues rubbing people up the wrong way, no concerns whatsoever, DC plays by his own rules first and foremost and doesn't give a toss if you like it or not. However he has a heart of gold, he does a lot of charity work and on Christmas day he delivers presents to children around the world. Whether you like or loathe the doctor you know he is a noble spirit who embiggens the smallest man. God bless you DC.

Least Important Poster: The Filth Wizard - The admin of the league isn't really required in any team, he is way more focused on being the league admin that he is a bit part player for the sides he has played for or will play for. If he didn't show up in a match thread you probably wouldn't notice. Sometimes posters have more important things to do and unfortunately Filth had to spend a large chunk of the season monitoring other clubs because they had captains who were unable to perform simple tasks. To cap it off he had to ban okeydoke7 for deliberately trying to cheat the rules. He was a bit of a punching bag for the season but the committee room stood firm with him and righful bans were handed out. Filth will be hoping for a smoother season 22 so he can spend some time on being team relevant again, otherwise I'll have to delist him.

Didn't see that one coming.

 

[A Bit High]

Didn't see that one coming.

Its his party man.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Funny thing is, he only wrote about the other clubs so he could post that one about himself and his brother.

Take note, flogs - that's dedication. Well played Pants, you redheaded freakshow.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

*Oh I'm not a real doctor, spookism I suggest getting those warts checked out by a real doctor, not Doctor Gero he is a hack.

 

[pantskyle]

Didn't see that one coming.

I debated between myself and Biggie as most important but settled on myself because it'd be a lie not to.

Funny thing is, he only wrote about the other clubs so he could post that one about himself and his brother.

Take note, flogs - that's dedication. Well played Pants, you redheaded freakshow.

All teams will be done and is 100%* how I feel.






*Besides sante, people are telling me I'm wrong with him.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Well played Pants, you redheaded freakshow.

A ranga pom. I like this information. I like it a lot.

 

[Frankston Rover]

A ranga pom. I like this information. I like it a lot.

I heard he was working towards selling cars and completing the campaigner Trifecta.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Funny thing is, he only wrote about the other clubs so he could post that one about himself and his brother.

Take note, flogs - that's dedication. Well played Pants, you redheaded freakshow.

What's worse is I don't know if mine is supposed to be complimentary or derogatory.

As it has been for our entire history, I will let it settle somewhere around the middle.

 

[Millky95]

Most Important Poster: Doctor Colossus - Anywhere DC goes people follow.

Then why did I reject your offer to join the Hawks?

 

[Ant Bear]

Captain of only club without a S22 rookie names himself most important poster

Maybe you should spend more time working at improving your team and less time patting yourself on the back?

 

[sante]

I like this thread

 

[Willo_]

Captain of only club without a S22 rookie names himself most important poster

Maybe you should spend more time working at improving your team and less time patting yourself on the back?

If he doesn't do it... no one else will

 

[pantskyle]

What's worse is I don't know if mine is supposed to be complimentary or derogatory.

As it has been for our entire history, I will let it settle somewhere around the middle.

Somewhere, yeah.

Then why did I reject your offer to join the Hawks?

I didn't say all.

Captain of only club without a S22 rookie names himself most important poster

Maybe you should spend more time working at improving your team and less time patting yourself on the back?

You've been pretty salty in this thread today and I haven't even got to the Rats yet. What's wrong bud?

I have several weeks before I have to submit a team sheet, as far as I know I haven't lost any players from last season, I don't need rookies and I have no requirement to sign any, I'm allowing the weaker sides to have first dibs. If I become desperate for some players I'll go get some. Simples.

 

[Quivorir]

Captain of only club without a S22 rookie names himself most important poster

Who is the bears rookie?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Who is the bears rookie?

Obsessed much. Seek help friend, you need to let go already, ok.

 

[Biggie]

What the actual **** is this shit.

**** off I've got shit to do. Like not read this thread.

****ing campaigner

 

[pantskyle]

What the actual **** is this shit.

**** off I've got shit to do. Like not read this thread.

******* campaigner

Nice melt, friend.

I also doubt you have shit to do.

 

[Quivorir]

Obsessed much. Seek help friend, you need to let go already, ok.

I am just curious as to who it is. As far as I can see Jim did nothing then abandoned ship. Do you know who it is?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

I am just curious as to who it is. As far as I can see Jim did nothing then abandoned ship. Do you know who it is?

Abandoned ship? Where did he go?

 

[Quivorir]

Abandoned ship? Where did he go?

Well, he ran out of the wheelhouse, but got stuck jumping the rail.

 

[Ant Bear]

I am just curious as to who it is. As far as I can see Jim did nothing then abandoned ship. Do you know who it is?

SpaceClef, from memory

 

[pantskyle]

SpaceClef, from memory

He was signed in S21.

 

[Sterge]

maybe the bears new captain should announce the re-signing of an existing player

 

[Quivorir]

maybe the bears new captain should announce the re-signing of an existing player

Don't be stupid Sterge.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

maybe the bears new captain should announce the re-signing of an existing player

Quivorir returns.