Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers

[WhyAlwaysMe]

The point of this thread it to put you favorite Simpson quotes to AFL teams and or players....

I will start the ball rolling


"Tis no man. It’s a remorseless eating machine" -Sea Captain

 

[NimChief]

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Ittt smells funny in here - Milhouse

No it doesn’t – Homer

 

[sedders]

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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES. - Homer Simpson

 

[sedders]

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Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! - Homer

 

[Hawks88bestever]

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Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked...

 

[sedders]

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i really shouldnt do this...

Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer:

 

[RustyG]

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Homer Simpson: DOH
= The Fremantle Dockers Successful Finals Campaign.

 

[Hawks88bestever]

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Homer: Alcohol - the cause of and solution to all of life's problems

 

[sedders]

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how about...

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer Simpson

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

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Homer: There’s three ways to do things. The right way. The wrong way and the Max Power way
Bart: Isn’t that the wrong way?
Home: Yes but faster!

 

[Hawks88bestever]

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Bruno, the Australian: This is an outrage! I'm going to take this all the way to the Prime Minister!

 

[sedders]

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can i do a family guy quote?

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually.

 

[SouthSwans]

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Bruno, the Australian: This is an outrage! I'm going to take this all the way to the Prime Minister!

HAHA THATS GOLD

 

[chapmanmagic35]

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All of those are GOLD! Well done everyone!

 

[The Magenius]

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Homer: "I am a washing machine, do what I say, hehehe"

 

[Flag Man]

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Kang: We must move forward... not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling towards freedom!

..and every other coach in the AFL

 

[ThatThis]

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Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning

 

[ThatThis]

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Zeke Re any Collingwood Draftee

Homer: That guy impressed me and I am not easily impressed. Wow. A *blue car*.

 

[Count Zero]

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Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

 

[ThatThis]

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Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.

 

[ThatThis]

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Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is... and it's me.

 

[ThatThis]

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Homer: Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon. The stupidest, smelliest ape of them all.

 

[LongBomb]

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Homer: it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen ...

 

[LongBomb]

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Homer “All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.”

 

[ThatThis]

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Homer: Marge I swear, I never thought that you would find out.