Crazy Kochie quits Sunrise to run Poort, with help from his mate Stinkley, into the ground full time!

[V_23]

After 21 long years of scaring children to death when they turn on the TV before school - "Argh! Mum, why is there a giant human thumb on the TV!? - Crazy Kochie has fallen on his morning show sword. That's good news for everyone who isn't a Poort supporter, because now Kochie has more free time to destroy Poort, with help from his mate Krazy Ken Stinkley! God speed, Kochie, and thanks for ensuring that Poort will remain in the wilderness for many years to come.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Gawd even Tim Shaw could have done a much better job on Sunrise and he actually has a personality too!

 

[Shinboner roo]

If Kosh wore a turtleneck sweater, he would look like a roll on deodorant with some pubes stuck on the roller

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

If Kosh wore a turtleneck sweater, he would look like

an uncircumcised ****, instead of just a dick

 

[Mofra]

It's telling that SA football's most high profile Director lives nowhere near SA

 

[dav3]

It's telling that SA football's most high profile Director lives nowhere near SA

It's fitting that the Senior VP and Managing Director of Walt Disney Australia is the President of a Mickey Mouse Club like Footscray

 

[Mofra]

It's fitting that the Senior VP and Managing Director of Walt Disney Australia is the President of a Mickey Mouse Club like Footscray

Comparing us to a large famous worldwide phenomenon isn't the sick burn you may think it is.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Comparing us to a large famous worldwide phenomenon isn't the sick burn you may think it is.

Neither is highlighting that the main things you have in common with a successful, much-loved entity is that you've been around since the 1920s and Ron DeSantis hates you (probably)

 

[dav3]

Comparing us to a large famous worldwide phenomenon isn't the sick burn you may think it is.

Although Mickey has some similarities to Bailey Smith

.... and Cody Weightman

 

[Mofra]

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Although Mickey has some similarities to Bailey Smith

.... and Cody Weightman

That 2021 prelim must still burn hot

 

[V_23]

Kochie's first order of business in his newly-expanded role? Employ the Cash Cow in the accounting department:

 

[DaBarz]

Wish he’d just **** off the fraud

 

[The Majestic]

To be fair, I thought they stopped doing Sunrise years ago, as well as Today. You learn something new everyday.

 

[LightTower4]

Never watched any of his work.
Not interested in commercial breakfast fluff TV.

 

[The Majestic]

Never watched any of his work.
Not interested in commercial breakfast fluff TV.

I only ever saw him when I was a kid waiting for morning cartoons to come on. I'd not bothered with mornings since then so I was surprised it existed still.

 

[LightTower4]

I only ever saw him when I was a kid waiting for morning cartoons to come on. I'd not bothered with mornings since then so I was surprised it existed still.

When I was a kid, Peter McKenna did the cartoons.

 

[Grin]

It's telling that SA football's most high profile Director lives nowhere near SA

I heard him yelling at the federal treasurer a few weeks back that any modest increase to tax on billionaires pensions would result in getting rid of negative gearing and thus a tax on the family home. Of course he knows for a fact that that's barefaced lies to scare the stupidest and most ignorant of the poor into voting against their own interests. He picked Port Adelaide because that's the most fertile ground. Of course he doesn't want to live anywhere near the place. Port supporters disgust him.

 

[The Majestic]

When I was a kid, Peter McKenna did the cartoons.

I never knew he did that.

We had Agro in Tassie starting around 1994, well, Southern Tas anyway when we finally got 'Southern Cross'

 

[Wallaby]

It turned out a stuffed Ostrich could do a better job than Peter McKenna.

Maybe if Ossie had played Full-Forward for the Pies in the 70s they might have pinched a flag or two..........................