flggr Days since Tubby Porkins kicked more than 1 goal

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Tom, Tommy, Thomas, Tomasina, Tubby... call him what you will, the fat campaigner has kicked almost 800 goals. But not lately

In fact he hasn't bagged a sausage roll (other than the edible type he feasts on 24/7) since April Fools Day, making it



days and counting

His previous longest in-season droughts was 34 days in 2019

 

[FISTO]

Elite decoy, been playing the Rohan role in his absence

 

[frggr]

OP when Collingwood play: invisible

OP when Geelong win: invisible

OP when Geelong lose: divvyable freds like this

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Yes, how dare I comment on the league's leading active goalkicker going missing for 4 weeks in a row during his longest drought of a stellar 18 season career... that is totally unremakable and not at all worthy of mention in the Bay


OP during your 3 year absence from the Bay:

 

[Tiger2709]

Elite decoy, been playing the Rohan role in his absence

 

[AvantGardener]

 

[FurTheWin]

Didn't even kick a goal at home to the Kangas, the imposter!










What are you doing in Spain, Sav?
You could be making as a lawyer or speech writer in the US with this kind of stuff.

 

[The Sultan]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It's also been 8 days since J. Cameron kicked a goal, which I expect him to turn around against Poort next weekend, but no wonder the Pussycats lost

What are you doing in Spain, Sav?
You could be making as a lawyer or speech writer in the US with this kind of stuff

I will be in the US briefly later this month and will keep your kind suggestion in mind, thanks friend

 

[newcs]

FFS if you're going to do it then do it properly.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pictured: Tubby being consoled in the future after his Owen turns 40 on Saturday

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Trouto]

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[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Clive Kepler]

He's still good but back in his prime he could kick a sherrin a quarter mile.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

And a hay bale over a silo

 

[AvantGardener]

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Porky needs to do more than walking for his weight loss

 

[AvantGardener]

40 days since a goal
Been a goal famine
And he needs to famine

The perfect way to salute the fat non-goalkicking **** on this day

 

[FurTheWin]

Wow, he only averages 1.5 goals a game vs the Blews.
What could it be ...





FF. 18
FA. 21

 

[FurTheWin]

Well, as "Days Since" threads go, this was certainly.... one of them.
Not so much a Backfire, more of a Liz Truss versus The Lettuce effort.

 

[AvantGardener]

Are you guys seriously defending Porky going 40 days without a goal?

 

[frggr]

Are you guys seriously defending Porky going 40 days without a goal?

He gave up kicking goals for Lent. Are you trying to berate his strongly held religious beliefs?

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

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[AvantGardener]

He gave up kicking goals for Lent. Are you trying to berate his strongly held religious beliefs?

Lent finished 42 days ago...