Does anyone have any good storys of shitting/pissing themselves as adults?
In the past couple of years I have...
Pissed myself while drunk sleeping in a tent with 6 blokes at a music festival...soaking myself and the tent floor in piss, luckily it was the last night and we just left the tent there.
Pissed the bed when concussed which is excusable I guess
Shat myself at the footy...was in a corporate box and did a silent fart and a piece of poo escaped with it...thought oh wow how am I going to get out of this, on closer inspection it was a solid ball of poo and I left the box (the toilet was occupied) and let the poo ball fall down my pants and out onto the carpet on the hallway just outside the box. Have always thought what would the cleaner who found it thought.
Also shat myself driving back from the footy from Geelong had to cop the slops in my pants half the ring road home
Am I normal? Or is this unusual for a grown man to still have 'accidents' from time to time?
In the past couple of years I have...
Pissed myself while drunk sleeping in a tent with 6 blokes at a music festival...soaking myself and the tent floor in piss, luckily it was the last night and we just left the tent there.
Pissed the bed when concussed which is excusable I guess
Shat myself at the footy...was in a corporate box and did a silent fart and a piece of poo escaped with it...thought oh wow how am I going to get out of this, on closer inspection it was a solid ball of poo and I left the box (the toilet was occupied) and let the poo ball fall down my pants and out onto the carpet on the hallway just outside the box. Have always thought what would the cleaner who found it thought.
Also shat myself driving back from the footy from Geelong had to cop the slops in my pants half the ring road home
Am I normal? Or is this unusual for a grown man to still have 'accidents' from time to time?