Certified Legendary Thread Delusional Pearlers IV

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What'd you offer?
 
He is literally the most annoying player I have ever seen. I spent a good part of Monday ranting at an Essendon supporter about him, who thinks the whole thing is hilarious. He plays vaguely like a player for a bit, then time and time again ****s everything up with some crap casual "hey I'm so clever I don't need to try" dinky little kick off a step, and turns the ball over under literally no pressure. And I can't even think what to say about his faux clever "handball without looking" to fool the opponent. Only it fools the receiver as well, and goes nowhere near the guy anyway, and we turn it over again.

I could live with the turnovers. Hell, I have been for a decade. But it's turning it over in such new, exotic, no pressure ways that is seriously affecting my health and its round two. I'm organising a class action for Melbourne board posters. We might sue Essendon. I'm not certain for what, but it will be something.

Also, you know him of old. Does his hair come in another formation? If I'm to make it through the season the current look has to go.
you stole Oliver from us, so we had to get you back
we'll send a 2nd rounder back for Melks if you include Oliver in the deal.....
try outwit Dodoro will you....
 

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Hey Taylor
Taylor was a friendly Saints supporter calling out his bullshit, safe to say this fella seems deadest on Fantatsia being no good no matter how much evidence you have to show
 
Taylor was a friendly Saints supporter calling out his bullshit, safe to say this fella seems deadest on Fantatsia being no good no matter how much evidence you have to show
Breaking news - someone on the internet is wrong! Full story after the footy.
 
Chris Scott has the best win percentage of any coach in history to have coached 100 games or more.

He will coach his 150th game in Round 8 and will have the highest win percentage of any coach to have coached 150 games or more even if we happen to lose our next 5 games.

Anyone who thinks that Clarkson is a better coach than Scott is simply delusional.

His win loss records against Clarkson and his assistants:

Chris Scott 10 - Alastair Clarkson 5
Chris Scott 6 - Damien Hardwick 0
Chris Scott 3 - Luke Beveridge 0
Chris Scott 3 - Leon Cameron 1
Chris Scott 2 - Adam Simpson 1
Chris Scott 0 - Brendon Bolton 1

Overall:

Chris Scott 24 - Alastair Clarkson and his assistants 8
Oh boy, this is a whopper
 
Geelong flags under Chris Scott: 1
Hawthorn flags under Clarkson: 4

I'd rather the flags, honestly
Yeah but Chris Scott being 10-5 up against Clarkson means he's better.
 
The cheats need to be put in their place, there are no excuses today.

To have a club like Essendon get off so lightly for their systematic cheating program is an affront to every other club in the league, to have them referred to as cooperative by the AFL is an affront to the Adelaide Crows personally. They are a club that despite their crime and despite their punishment was allowed to still exist, unrepentant to play the victim on the national stage. Their continued existence in this competition offends me, and it should offend all good Crows supporters. Seeing as our masters did not deem it economically prudent to remove Essendon from the competition, we as the Adelaide Crows must take and use what we can get from the situation. Essendon must be destroyed.

"Got off lightly"

Fk me dead
 

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