Media Destination: Coney Island

[TheInjuryFactory]

Looking for a holiday? Considering a change? Feel like you just need to get away?

Well look no further than beautiful, sunny Coney Island!!

Home of the Warriors, the world famous Whore Tree and the magnificent, sprawling Van Cortlandt Park there's so many things to do and see on Coney Island!

Flog after flog slammed our off season at Coney Island, shitting on our list, questioning the leadership group, even questioning the viability of the club, well they couldn't have been further of the mark.

Not only do we have the two best rookies in the S27 crop leobarryustar and harry000, but just this week we've added returning superstars Kabanna, esteemed member of the #VagGang, and league legend Papa Juggs!

Quality is just lining up for a ride on the whore tree, and to pat the arse of our Frankston Rover statue at VCP.

Do you take your qooty seriously? Sick of the flogs you play with? Why not beat the rush and get yourself delisted so you too can join the destination club...

The Coney Island Warriors. ​

 

[Dav]

You could have changed just the location and names and I would have picked this for a WaynesWorld19 piece

 

[WaynesWorld19]

You could have changed just the location and names and I would have picked this for a WaynesWorld19 piece

Yes I agree ....it is an excellent media piece

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

You could have changed just the location and names and I would have picked this for a WaynesWorld19 piece

Honestly, the idea was just the banner.

Had a rough draft I was going to work with and accidentally hit post

Still reckon it holds it's own against your recent work dav

 

[Dav]

Honestly, the idea was just the banner.

Had a rough draft I was going to work with and accidentally hit post

Still reckon it holds it's own against your recent work dav

You already ripped off half of my AFL Shitposting tribute, clearly I'm rubbing off on you.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

You already ripped off half of my AFL Shitposting tribute, clearly I'm rubbing off on you.

Huh?

 

[por_please_ya]

Jeez, boy did you downgrade Papa Juggs

 

[Barrybran]

Looking for a holiday? Considering a change? Feel like you just need to get away?

Well look no further than beautiful, sunny Coney Island!!

Home of the Warriors, the world famous Whore Tree and the magnificent, sprawling Van Cortlandt Park there's so many things to do and see on Coney Island!

Flog after flog slammed our off season at Coney Island, shitting on our list, questioning the leadership group, even questioning the viability of the club, well they couldn't have been further of the mark.

Not only do we have the two best rookies in the S27 crop leobarryustar and harry000, but just this week we've added returning superstars Kabanna, esteemed member of the #VagGang, and league legend Papa Juggs!

Quality is just lining up for a ride on the whore tree, and to pat the arse of our Frankston Rover statue at VCP.

Do you take your qooty seriously? Sick of the flogs you play with? Why not beat the rush and get yourself delisted so you too can join the destination club...

The Coney Island Warriors. ​

This would have been a great piece to put out before trade week

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

This would have been a great piece to put out before trade week

Trade week is dead and buried mate, keep up!

 

[RelaxMax]

This would have been a great piece to put out before trade week

Gauche

 

[TJASTA]

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Gauche

ouch.

 

[RelaxMax]

ouch.

Not you.... Cornflakes

 

[Broken]

Interesting that Coney Island has somehow migrated to the Carribbean (I'd say the Pacific Ocean judging by the picture, but that would just be silly) - it kind of appeals to those retiring types looking for a Sea change.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Interesting that Coney Island has somehow migrated to the Carribbean (I'd say the Pacific Ocean judging by the picture, but that would just be silly) - it kind of appeals to those retiring types looking for a Sea change.

Have you seen the real Coney Island?

Blue skies and sunny times ahead at Coney Island Broken, and yes ideal for a retiree Roy like yourself looking for a change of scenery!

 

[Broken]

Have you seen the real Coney Island?

Blue skies and sunny times ahead at Coney Island Broken, and yes ideal for a retiree Roy like yourself looking for a change of scenery!

The winters are worse than Mount Buller

 

[Wosh]

What the OP really means is f*** off we’re full.

 

[Broken]

What the OP really means is f*** off we’re full.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

What the OP really means is f*** off we’re full.

Ah well I can cross you guys off the list then

 

[Wosh]

Ah well I can cross you guys off the list then

Definitely

 

[Barrybran]

Interesting that Coney Island has somehow migrated to the Carribbean (I'd say the Pacific Ocean judging by the picture, but that would just be silly) - it kind of appeals to those retiring types looking for a Sea change.

Something about New Yorkers and offshore tax havens. Next thing you know, they'll be running the league.

 

[Pugsley]

You already ripped off half of my AFL Shitposting tribute, clearly I'm rubbing off on you.

Is he aroused?

 

[Damp Squarie]

Can I get a cone on this island?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Can I get a cone on this island?

No. This is all you can have.

 

[Damp Squarie]

No. This is all you can have.

I can get a camel jockey in Baghdad.