Grand Uncle Horace
Shake down the thunder
It is 6.45pm or thereabouts. The crowd at the Colosseum is almost completely seated.
Looky, look, look! A number of dignitaries (yes, I know lolz) have already rocked up, traipsed across the carpet (not magical I am afraid) and have taken their seats.
1 There is Ant Bear leading the procession of Admins who have brought SFA to us all and various notables from the past who appear to strong arm opposition to the Admin when required .
2 A litter festooned in Roys colours borne by 6 sturdy Roman Praetorians has carried Mobbs into his seat.
3 And here are the twelve Captains (give or take one or two given dual captaincies, retirements and suspensions) leading their teams into the Stadium.
4 In an early controversy BRAB has led a group of BRABanistas into the joint.
5 Correction - they seem to be a bunch of Brunchers who have come in, asked for the velvet seats and whether this is really part of a moving Brunch. In the confused but relaxed hurly burly I can spot Hoos , Dingster manangatang DapperJong CakeEater por_please_ya and MWPP among many others.
All carry trays of neat sandwiches, dumplings and cakes. GotTheGoodes has carried in a monstrous chocolate fountain and Elton Johns Wig is bearing a gigantic cheese fondue.
6 The pride of the processional entry goes to the S.28 Rookies. Everyone of thesnivelling fekkers young Champs is here. They are led by Beandip , the champ disgracefully overlooked by the Human Committee, aka Barrybran , manangatang and pantskyle in their weekly rookie, media and golden pants awards. Go figure, no wonder we need a discussion panel says #BobCarolTed&Alice aka the Roys skipper.
7 Lastly I can see a small band of broken simmers and stagers of games. These are the folk who get the VIP boxes.
(no WaynesWorld19 you cannot be in every procession)
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Ok ok Turkey boys and girls and really all genders. Yep settle down.
Listen up comrades.
Imagine you are still a greenhorn. Yep you are still a pantskyle snuggling into sleep in a discarded kebab wrapper, a word shy SM or a prolix boncer34 .... Yep you're here. In fact we are mostly here. Debates about other folk are simply unkind. We are all of us after advice on how to handle matters.
While you wait here is some advice from John Cale on how "Fear is a Man's* Best Friend". It is immediately followed by imperative toned advice from our co - producers, White Rabbit Productions.
* Certain Cale, that ultimate Bruncher, meant all the alphabet genders.
Meanwhile, that other consummate Bruncher, Brian Ferry has rocked up with the Moka Efti Orchestra or like to deliver his assessment of the Bitter Sweet menu of SFA life.
This after the musical interludes should take us to the start of the Discussion Panel.
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B52: Yep .... I get it folks.... you all want more... but please there is only so much.... Please assume your seats. AuntyBlindEye and JoshWoodenSpoon please get Test Tickle under some sort of control. You too Tony Lynn 15 - try and keep your camels mildly polite. And FFS, yes I know you hubris addled Demons are top of the pops atm, but please manangatang and moginie but merci keep your mob of bunnies from chucking their knickers at the stage.
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B52: Well folks. Welcome to the Colosseum. Normally the venue is home to the Wonders. But tonight it is home to a Discussion Panel on the future of and burning issues in the SFA and the prospects of your Team.
Tonight we have brought to you an amazing Panel of external discussants. Allow me to make some cursorry introductions.
Janis Joplin is an extraordinary member of the 27 Club. She is famed for her deconconstructions of life.
Jack Dyer is known to many here as a dialectical materialist, class analyst par excellence and bruncher.
Karl Marx developed a unique theory on the Surplus Value of Trombones and is well known for his Theses on Qeuerbach and the populist Qommunist Manifesto.
The Beehive of Bronny Bishop is famous for all unaccountable reasons. The helicopter just delivered the Beehive and there is not a hair out of place.
APPLAUSE - APPLAUSE - APPLAUSE
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Karl - Great crowd B52. Can I do recitation on my tuba ....[ TJASTA leads a chorus of booing from the Furies]
Karl - Well it is nice to see the Furies can rally around on something.
Janis - No!! FFS No! I think we should forensically examine the lingua of the SFA and bust it down like a bad joint.
Jack - (scarfing noise as a pastry object is swallowed) give me a 4n20Pie would you Beehive.
Beehive - Get a grip...have one of those devils on horseback.
Analyses from each panellist appear Wednesday 7.00pm and answers to your burning questions commence on Thursday 7.00pm.
Looky, look, look! A number of dignitaries (yes, I know lolz) have already rocked up, traipsed across the carpet (not magical I am afraid) and have taken their seats.
1 There is Ant Bear leading the procession of Admins who have brought SFA to us all and various notables from the past who appear to strong arm opposition to the Admin when required .
2 A litter festooned in Roys colours borne by 6 sturdy Roman Praetorians has carried Mobbs into his seat.
3 And here are the twelve Captains (give or take one or two given dual captaincies, retirements and suspensions) leading their teams into the Stadium.
4 In an early controversy BRAB has led a group of BRABanistas into the joint.
5 Correction - they seem to be a bunch of Brunchers who have come in, asked for the velvet seats and whether this is really part of a moving Brunch. In the confused but relaxed hurly burly I can spot Hoos , Dingster manangatang DapperJong CakeEater por_please_ya and MWPP among many others.
All carry trays of neat sandwiches, dumplings and cakes. GotTheGoodes has carried in a monstrous chocolate fountain and Elton Johns Wig is bearing a gigantic cheese fondue.
6 The pride of the processional entry goes to the S.28 Rookies. Everyone of the
7 Lastly I can see a small band of broken simmers and stagers of games. These are the folk who get the VIP boxes.
(no WaynesWorld19 you cannot be in every procession)
____________________________________________________________________
Ok ok Turkey boys and girls and really all genders. Yep settle down.
Listen up comrades.
Imagine you are still a greenhorn. Yep you are still a pantskyle snuggling into sleep in a discarded kebab wrapper, a word shy SM or a prolix boncer34 .... Yep you're here. In fact we are mostly here. Debates about other folk are simply unkind. We are all of us after advice on how to handle matters.
While you wait here is some advice from John Cale on how "Fear is a Man's* Best Friend". It is immediately followed by imperative toned advice from our co - producers, White Rabbit Productions.
* Certain Cale, that ultimate Bruncher, meant all the alphabet genders.
Meanwhile, that other consummate Bruncher, Brian Ferry has rocked up with the Moka Efti Orchestra or like to deliver his assessment of the Bitter Sweet menu of SFA life.
This after the musical interludes should take us to the start of the Discussion Panel.
____________________________________________________________________________
B52: Yep .... I get it folks.... you all want more... but please there is only so much.... Please assume your seats. AuntyBlindEye and JoshWoodenSpoon please get Test Tickle under some sort of control. You too Tony Lynn 15 - try and keep your camels mildly polite. And FFS, yes I know you hubris addled Demons are top of the pops atm, but please manangatang and moginie but merci keep your mob of bunnies from chucking their knickers at the stage.
________________________________________________________________________________
B52: Well folks. Welcome to the Colosseum. Normally the venue is home to the Wonders. But tonight it is home to a Discussion Panel on the future of and burning issues in the SFA and the prospects of your Team.
Tonight we have brought to you an amazing Panel of external discussants. Allow me to make some cursorry introductions.
Janis Joplin is an extraordinary member of the 27 Club. She is famed for her deconconstructions of life.
Jack Dyer is known to many here as a dialectical materialist, class analyst par excellence and bruncher.
Karl Marx developed a unique theory on the Surplus Value of Trombones and is well known for his Theses on Qeuerbach and the populist Qommunist Manifesto.
The Beehive of Bronny Bishop is famous for all unaccountable reasons. The helicopter just delivered the Beehive and there is not a hair out of place.
APPLAUSE - APPLAUSE - APPLAUSE
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Karl - Great crowd B52. Can I do recitation on my tuba ....[ TJASTA leads a chorus of booing from the Furies]
Karl - Well it is nice to see the Furies can rally around on something.
Janis - No!! FFS No! I think we should forensically examine the lingua of the SFA and bust it down like a bad joint.
Jack - (scarfing noise as a pastry object is swallowed) give me a 4n20Pie would you Beehive.
Beehive - Get a grip...have one of those devils on horseback.
Analyses from each panellist appear Wednesday 7.00pm and answers to your burning questions commence on Thursday 7.00pm.
