Eat a big bag you filthy COLA, Academy cheats

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No it really did happen, both franchises were gifted a Ferrari. GWS have looked after theirs, serviced it, fitted it out with some flash extras. Gold Coast wrapped theirs around a power pole.
Who did you support before becoming a turncoat?
 
Who did you support before becoming a turncoat?

Well, if you believe all the heavily rustled hawfies over the past few days since they returned to the bay, without a skerrik of shame, after a few weeks absense in the wake of their humilating straight-sets finals departure, I used to follow one of:

-Essendon
-Geelong
-Sydney
-Vermont
-Bulldogs
-Chief
-Cronulla
-Essendon again

You know what? You pick one. Whichever one you pick we can say it was that one.

Then it will continue to not matter and I will continue to post vid after vid of Isacc Smith missing in humiliating fashion because, by gosh, it's so ****ing hillarious and it vibrates the jimmies of you tassie flogs at such a frequency they almost pass through solid matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me: jog on, you straight-setting, Apple-isle chode.

 
Well, if you believe all the heavily rustled hawfies over the past few days since they returned to the bay, without a skerrik of shame, after a few weeks absense in the wake of their humilating straight-sets finals departure, I used to follow one of:

-Essendon
-Geelong
-Sydney
-Vermont
-Bulldogs
-Chief
-Cronulla
-Essendon again

You know what? You pick one. Whichever one you pick we can say it was that one.

Then it will continue to not matter and I will continue to post vid after vid of Isacc Smith missing in humiliating fashion because, by gosh, it's so ******* hillarious and it vibrates the jimmies of you tassie flogs at such a frequency they almost pass through solid matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me: jog on, you straight-setting, Apple-isle chode.


Unlike Isuck Atkicks, you didn't miss!!
 

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Grand Final > straight sets
Unlike Isuck Atkicks, you didn't miss!!

Enjoy your silver medal, COLA floggos. Wear it with pride. Your boys came so close to winning the flag; a magnificent season; minor premiers; just one quarter away from glory. Unfortunately, you were run over by the brave young Bulldogs, the youngest premiership team in history who finished lower on the ladder than any premiership team in history.

If only overrated Parker didn't let the team again in September…
If only Rohan and Tippett didn't have pea-hearts…
If only you didn't have to play away finals vs GWS and Bulldogs...:(
If only everyone wasn't against you - the AFL, umpires - bloody Victorians….:mad:




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Enjoy your silver medal, COLA floggos. Wear it with pride. Your boys came so close to winning the flag; a magnificent season; minor premiers; just one quarter away from glory. Unfortunately, you were run over by the brave young Bulldogs, the youngest premiership team in history who finished lower on the ladder than any premiership team in history.



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I'll say it again. Grand Final > straight sets
 

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