Mod. Notice Farewelling Dory and Welcoming Dancing Potato

[Scythe]

After 2.5 years at the helm, Dory_77 is stepping back from his moderating duties to allow more time for IRL activities/having a life.

I'd like to extend a big thank you to Dory for all the time and effort he's put into the board over the past couple of years, which included a period where he was our sole moderator (imagine dealing with you reprobates on your own )

Thankfully, Dory will still be hanging around on the board as a poster, so I look forward to his further contributions.

In some exciting news, our favourite starchy friend, Dancing Potato, has agreed to step up as Dory's replacement.

DP has been a strong contributor to the board for the better part of a decade, and Headless and I are thrilled to have him join the team.

 

[Dancing Potato]

Thanks Scythe94

I look forward to firstly sourcing my own doorknobs for the sack that Dory handed over.

 

[Bluelegs]

I've always gotten a good chuckle out of that happy little spud in his top hat. Congrats on the midship DP.

 

[Headless]

Thank you, Dory_77!

And good on you, Dancing Potato!

 

[Bluelegs]

How was your first couple of days Spud? Did you get to vent your frustration at the Melbourne Football Club by carding some oppo visitors?

 

[Headless]

How was your first couple of days Spud? Did you get to vent your frustration at the Melbourne Football Club by carding some oppo visitors?

One consecutive week outside the eight under Dancing Potato. Blessed.

 

[Bluelegs]

One consecutive week outside the eight under Dancing Potato. Blessed.

That's when the board is at it's best!

 

[Dancing Potato]

How was your first couple of days Spud? Did you get to vent your frustration at the Melbourne Football Club by carding some oppo visitors?

Not yet, but the way this season is going it will be an absolute Carnival of Cards shortly.

 

[Dancing Potato]

That's when the board is at it's best!

Can you imagine a Melbourne board without them in the 8?

 

[Headless]

That's when the board is at it's best!

Explains why the board has been so deeply, deeply awful.

 

[Scythe]

Explains why the board has been so deeply, deeply awful.

Hey

 

[schmuttt]

Dancing Potato why do you have the ‘spec’ in front of moderator? Are you like a trainee?

 

[Dancing Potato]

Dancing Potato why do you have the ‘spec’ in front of moderator? Are you like a trainee?

I'm just special like my mum always said I am

Also...yes.

 

[schmuttt]

Dancing Potato on Monday when we lose by 120 and there is 500 neutrals lurking our board

 

[Dancing Potato]

Dancing Potato on Monday when we lose by 120 and there is 500 neutrals lurking our board

There's never been a better time in the past 4 years to start modding this board. Right? Right.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Mods these days .

In my day I’d just tie an onion to my belt and push on.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Oh, and welcome swinging spud.

 

[Dancing Potato]

Oh, and welcome swinging spud.

Thanks Crimson.

Consider my belt as onion tied, my sack full of doorknobs, and my wacking day stick ready to go.

Take that how you will.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Thanks Crimson.

Consider my belt as onion tied, my sack full of doorknobs, and my wacking day stick ready to go.

Take that how you will.

All that’s left for you is becoming an inanimate carbon rod.

In rod we trust.