One of the great things about Our Game is that it's a broad church. Tall players, short players, flighty runners, pack burrowers. We love them all, don't we.
And since this is Big Footy, it's time to create a big, wide space to discuss who the fattest players are in the AFL today. Ones who are defying their club's exasperated sports scientists and fitness staff. The players whose figure-hugging guernseys don't keep nearly enough secrets. The ones whose sweat drains from their torsos and inner thighs through a detailed network of fat roll creases and trenches. These are the men who we celebrate. These are the men who get the people through turnstiles that they themselves aren't easily able to fit through.
If you become short of breath pondering your response to this thread, just sit down for a few minutes and relax have a choccie milk. Unlike the players you're seeking to list, you won't be penalised for arriving at the contest 10 seconds late.
This thread accepts all types. Whether you're a Jack Stringer type operator, who is a bit too girthsome to run away from sexual misconduct allegations, or whether you're more of a Kayle Kirby type, whose cardiologist doesn't want your curvaceous form moving anywhere at faster than a walk, just be yourself.
And since this is Big Footy, it's time to create a big, wide space to discuss who the fattest players are in the AFL today. Ones who are defying their club's exasperated sports scientists and fitness staff. The players whose figure-hugging guernseys don't keep nearly enough secrets. The ones whose sweat drains from their torsos and inner thighs through a detailed network of fat roll creases and trenches. These are the men who we celebrate. These are the men who get the people through turnstiles that they themselves aren't easily able to fit through.
If you become short of breath pondering your response to this thread, just sit down for a few minutes and relax have a choccie milk. Unlike the players you're seeking to list, you won't be penalised for arriving at the contest 10 seconds late.
This thread accepts all types. Whether you're a Jack Stringer type operator, who is a bit too girthsome to run away from sexual misconduct allegations, or whether you're more of a Kayle Kirby type, whose cardiologist doesn't want your curvaceous form moving anywhere at faster than a walk, just be yourself.
