Society & Culture Favourite Idioms

[DoggyStyle]

I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.

Actually, its drop the Cosbies off at the pool, or perhaps a more modern version would be the Obama's

 

[DoggyStyle]

Useful as **** on a bull

I never got this one, **** on a bull would in fact be usefull as it could then share the feeding of its young.

**** on a fish on the other are totally useless, as they dont suckle their young

 

[Tex_21]

I never got this one, **** on a bull would in fact be usefull as it could then share the feeding of its young.

Bulls have **** - like all male mammals. THey just serve no purpose. Hence they are not very useful.


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[Pee Tear Griffin]

"I've gotta go free mandela"

I use this pretty much every time I have to take a shit.

 

[LANGFORDandSON]

Staring into space like a dog having a shit.
Gay as a bag of butterflies/hatful of penises. (NTTAWWT)

Probably not an idiom but on an episode of American Dad, Stan looked at his wifes haircut and said "I don't think I could eat as much as I want to vomit right now".

 

[Smoooothy]

sweating like a priest at altar-boy practise

 

[bunsen burner]

One of my mum's old classics for ugly people was "Ugly as/Face like a hatful of arseholes."

He'd be lucky if an Arab let him finger his dog's aresole for a fiver.

 

[bunsen burner]

"I've gotta go free mandela"

I use this pretty much every time I have to take a shit.

I usually go with:

Welp, the bear has popped his head out of the woods.

 

[Bomber Bears]

I liked the cricket comment

"More nicks than a Greek wedding"

 

[bunsen burner]

I have recently brought this one back from the 80s. When my kids are not going to sleep, or messing about up stairs I'll yell out:

If I have to come up there I'll be crackin skulls.

Settles them right down. One day they will watch The Breakfast Club and know not to f*** with Mr Vernon.

 

[hoianbulldog]

A couple of oldies.


As flat as a shit carters hat.

As scarce as rocking horse shit.

A face like a half sucked aspro.

 

[Ted38]

He's about as reliable as an infants arse.

 

[Le Class]

She/he looks like they went c#*t up in a tackle-box is a good one that I discovered recently

 

[Ted38]

If it was raining vaginas I reckon I'd get hit with my wife's.

 

[bunsen burner]

If it was raining vaginas I reckon I'd get hit with my wife's.

me too.

 

[treefingers]

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

 

[Normy132]

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

San Andreas!

 

[hoianbulldog]

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

I've always known that one as "does a bear shit in the woods".

Along the lines of "does a fat dog fart?"

 

[raskolnikov]

Sooz.

Sooz isn't an idiom. She's a mormon.

 

[treefingers]

I've always known that one as "does a bear shit in the woods".

Along the lines of "does a fat dog fart?"

It's a combination of "does a bear shit in the woods?" and "is the pope catholic?"

 

[Mancey]

Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dogs arse

 

[Hoffy95]

Few faves are:

Head like a rat catcher's mallet
Head like a blind cobbler's thumb
Head like a smacked arse

and my favourite, even though it really makes no sense, it just works:

Head like a beaten favourite.

 

[Hoffy95]

Mate of mine runs with "back when DaVinci was painting pr0n..."

When Jesus was playing full back for Jerusalem.

 

[kBuck]

Favourite one would have to be "she's seen more pricks than a second-hand dartboard."

Along a similar line, "shes seen more dickends than weekends"

 

[THRILLHO]

Few faves are:

Head like a rat catcher's mallet
Head like a blind cobbler's thumb
Head like a smacked arse

and my favourite, even though it really makes no sense, it just works:

Head like a beaten favourite.

Got a face like a hat full of arseholes and a face like a dropped pie.

When I saw Susan Boyle for the first time I just muttered "face like a dropped pie" and for everyone I was with it was like a light bulb moment. The perfect description of her.