Footy Is The Win's Top 50 All Time Scumbags

[Footy Is The Win]

No long intro, straight into it:

50. Stephen Kernahan

^Mr. Stand by Me^


Massive scumbag and absolute hypocrite.
This is the bloke who called for Fevola's head for being pissed at the Brownlow.

Got paid under the table by Pig's Arse to come over from SA and Sexually Assualt the VFL, and then turns around and has the nerve to get on his high horse to demonise others.

Rating: Not worth p1ssing on.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

49. Adolf Hitler

^Got into a rut^

Murdered millions of people including children 'cause he was triggered. Followed St.Kilda.

Rating: Not very nice, has hands like Elmer_Judd

 

[Footy Is The Win]

48. Neville Bruns

^Mr. Grudge^

This scumbag could never find it within himself to apologise to Matthews for coming within his personal space, then sooked when his ugly face had to be panel beaten. Has never since apologised to Matthews either.

It's been 38 years; Talk about a grudge

Be a man and say sorry.

Rating: Make good dog food

 

[AvantGardener]

Interested in where pedo Joffa, sniper Maynard sit as well as backstabbers Buckley and Maguire and meddling Malthouse. Not to mention Swan for his nightclub bashing and Didak and Shaw for their underworld antics. Also Lou Richards who was a pig to woman. Beams for gambling and blaming everyone but himself. Have I left anyone out of a potential top 10?

 

[Sun Ra]

Interested in where pedo Joffa, sniper Maynard sit as well as backstabbers Buckley and Maguire and meddling Malthouse. Not to mention Swan for his nightclub bashing and Didak and Shaw for their underworld antics. Also Lou Richards who was a pig to woman. Beams for gambling and blaming everyone but himself. Have I left anyone out of a potential top 10?

Rene Kink - crimes against hairdressing.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

46. Greg Williams

^Mr. My Rules^

Absolute umpire bashing jerk. Sometimes seeing is believing; don't believe me just go watch the footage, it's out there.

Best & Fairest like hell. Prick couldn't even kick the ball more than 20m; I thought it was called football


Rating: Maggot sh1t

 

[V_23]

Subscribed, to see if OP has the intelligence and self-awareness to put himself at numero uno

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Hitler being a better human being than Jeff Corfe, Dennis Banks, Darren Millane, Alan Didak, and Brayden Maynard is a hill I am willing to pitch my tent on.

Let's see how this thread works out eh ?

You'll be in the top 10 I'm sure of it

 

[Footy Is The Win]

45. James Hird

^Mr. Role Model^

This dog tried to cheat our great game and encouraged kids to shoot up drugs.
Sent his wife into battle for himself, then sooked and hid under the doona when he was caught! Let that sink in!



Rating: You'd rather have AIDS than know him.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Steve Irwin deserves a mention on this list

He was a piece of shit

Racist, John Howard RWNJ loving anti migrant losing piece of crap.

Also I don't believe he hae animal conservation or safety at heart with his zonedisgraceful antics. He was only there to exploit them for financial gain.

Reckon it was Allah's will when he met his end to be honest, PETA may be misguided loonies at times, but they weren't wrong when they took the piss out of him a few years ago.

Do some extensive research into Irwin, and see what kind of 'person' he truly was m8

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Steve Irwin deserves a mention on this list

He was a piece of s**t

Racist, John Howard RWNJ loving anti migrant losing piece of crap.

Also I don't believe he hae animal conservation or safety at heart with his zonedisgraceful antics. He was only there to exploit them for financial gain.

Reckon it was Allah's will when he met his end to be honest, PETA may be misguided loonies at times, but they weren't wrong when they took the piss out of him a few years ago.

Do some extensive research into Irwin, and see what kind of 'person' he truly was m8

You've got your heart set on being #1 don't you

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You've got your heart set on being #1 don't you

Peter Brock, Sir Donald Bradman, Shane Warne roasts to come, I'm Elmer, I roast who I want, I roast who i want

Unfortunately many of our so called National "heroes" have turned out to be utter Campaigners with their off court conduct (Margaret Court being another one)

My Irwin rhetoric is 100 % legitimate (as far as the into I know)

Why start a thread like this if you were not prepared for the bitter but undeniable truth ???

 

[Footy Is The Win]

44. Paul Denyer

^Mr. Cigarettes, coffee and throat slashing^

Piece of sh1t went around murdering young women for kicks because he hated them, and then tried to become one. Moreso resembles Tom Hawkins

26

Tom Hawkins

Age

36

Ht

197cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.9

4star

G

2.1

5star

D

12.7

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.1

3star

G

1.6

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

5.6

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.0

3star

G

2.2

5star

, just not as fat.


Rating: St.Kilda would probably be interested in him

 

[Footy Is The Win]

43. Jim Stynes


^Mr. Sly^

This p1ssant deliberately run over the mark and cost Narrm a grand final birth, because he was deep down a Hawthorn supporter but would never admit it.

Was secretly behind the move to merge with Hawthorn, and even put money up front.*

Come to our country then respect our rules prick.

Rating: Bin juice
















* Probably true

 

[Footy Is The Win]

42. Caroline Wilson

^Lost the fight with gravity^



Spits venom when it opens it's mouth. Sooked about going down the slide to raise money for MND, and tried to make it about herself and how Eddie bullied her. You can smell her breath from the image. Needs a wheelbarrow just to carry her face around. Would rank higher but she would probably treat that like an honour. YUCK!!


Rating: Keep clear or risk catching rabies.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

41. Bono

^Mr. Virtue Signal^


Flies around the world in private jets while lecturing everybody else about lighting their gas stove. Thinks he's John Lennon reincarnated.

Rating: Needs a fly kick to the head.

 

[Dont_be_a_Plonka]

All worthy winners thus far.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Kernaham better than Adolph is a bold call

Mother Theresa and Elon Musk top 5 IMO

 

[FurTheWin]

Subscribed, to see if OP has the intelligence and self-awareness to put himself at numero uno

Ah, he may be a spammer, a D head, a twister and a Scomo voter, but is he really a scumbag?

 

[LightTower4]

Good thread............. finally!

 

[the avoca drover]

47. Meaghan Markle

^Miss MeMeMeaghan^

Stands on the shoulders of others then dumps a sh1t on them. Hates white people.


Rating: Hate fcuk material

Would you give her one?
The big question of the day right here.

Should put a poll up.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

40. John Farnham

^I'm the voice don't try and understand it^

Cashes in with 79 farewell tours singing the same crap song, then uses very song to divide the nation that made him rich in the first place. Will now be remembered as Australia's biggest loser, well done Son!

Get a haircut and get a real job fcukst1ck!

Rating: Pox eating sh1tstain

 

[Sun Ra]

40. John Farnham

^I'm the voice don't try and understand it^

Cashes in with 79 farewell tours singing the same crap song, then uses very song to divide the nation that made him rich in the first place.

Rating: Pox eating sh1tstain

 

[Footy Is The Win]

39. Gary Lyon

^Mr. Trust^

Not because he screwed his mates wife, or because he ripped into Essendon* about drugs while being high on coke, or the fact he's covered in pubes, I just don't like him!

Rating: Flea infested ferret

 

[Footy Is The Win]

38. Nancy Pelosi

^The Weasel of the West^

This ugly old bag on a salary of $180k a year is somehow a billionaire. Had the gall to try and investigate Trump on tax fraud. Believes in full term abortion. Evil personified!

Rating: Even the flies stay away