Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

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Who are the GOATS?

  • Selwood

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  • Dusty

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  • Hawkins

    Votes: 78 33.5%
  • J. Riewoldt

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    Votes: 68 29.2%
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    Votes: 65 27.9%

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In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

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You play 30% of your games there(barring covid years) over the lifetime of all your current players. If you have any disadvantage on a ground whilst playing 30% of your games on it you are ****wits.

Imagine claiming you are disadvataged playing on a ground where you play 7+ matches per year on average. Fmd.
I dont buy too deeply into thr home ground advantage stuff overall tbh, the better teams win regardless usually. The only time it comes into play is if both teams are incredibly evenly matched then it can be a tipping point.

Absolutely geelong in terms of the home ground edge id probably call it, have easily thr biggest disasvantage.

Play about 5-6 games less a year at the MCG compared to clubs like richmond collingwood, so are not as used to it as other teams, and the ground we are more used to playing on we are disadvantaged with no home games come finals. Only a small handful of clubs get that treatment

Despite this disasvantage we still have won 4 premierships which was more often than not against very strong vic teams.

For a team that plays all its homs games at the MCG, its embarrasing how Richmond has still missed finals 24/34 years in the professional AFL era.
 
Yawn.

Tl/dr.

One thing I do know despite not reading is that you wouldn’t have refuted anything.
I read it & of course he didn’t, just more fluff. Apparently not training on a football ground you play most of your games at is a massive hindrance. Wriggles in a tin more than a cut snake this fella.
 

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Their draft night is gonna be so sad. That’s what happens when you choke prelims. 1 decent kid a year (if they are lucky) won’t be able to counter the mass exodus of old players about to retire.

When you choke Prelims you don't get good draft picks. When you don't get good draft picks you choke Prelims. It's just a vicious cycle Cleany, they can't get out of it. :)
 
I love this reminds me how we bullied you guys in finals, stay down which you did never raised the fight and not only recently but over our finals history ****en love it our tamed bitches

Say it with me bro. The GeeCHOKE cats, gotta nice ring to it 😂

Richmond and Geelong have met in 12 league finals all-up, with the Tigers winning ten and losing two.
Richmond and Geelong have met in 3 league Grand Finals, with the Tigers winning two (1967 & 2020) and losing one (1931).
Ummm excuse me. Do not talk to your AFL superiors like that.

4 afl premierships compared to 3.

26/34 finals appearances compared to 10/34 finals appearances.

Another lovely wooden spoon to add to it.. Overall a failure of an AFL club outside of a small glitch of success.

Bak to whereee u beloooong homez!!!
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Ummm excuse me. Do not talk to your AFL superiors like that.

4 afl premierships compared to 3.

26/34 finals appearances compared to 10/34 finals appearances.

Another lovely wooden spoon to add to it.. Overall a failure of an AFL club outside of a small glitch of success.

Bak to whereee u beloooong homez!!!
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You don't seem too superior when we play you in finals.
 

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You don't seem too superior when we play you in finals.
We have been superior at the bare minimum 24 more years of the last 34 years over richmond.

All of those years richmond being laughed at and choking across home and away games, not even able to handle home and away heat and a side overall not capable of september heat
 
We have been superior at the bare minimum 24 more years of the last 34 years over richmond.

All of those years richmond being laughed at and choking across home and away games, not even able to handle home and away heat and a side overall not capable of september heat

Yep the team that has the best Grand Finals won to finals played ratio bar none in the last 80 years can't handle "September heat."

But, but, but, at least you make it. 🤣🤣
 
Yep the team that has the best Grand Finals won to finals played ratio bar none in the last 80 years can't handle "September heat."

But, but, but, at least you make it. 🤣🤣
Making finals is a predecessor to winning finals. Which richmond fail to do considerably in the AFL period 24/34 failed seasons missing the 8, which makes them a bad finals team.

Thats like saying you are amazing at algebra 2 when you failed at algebra 1
 
Making finals is a predecessor to winning finals. Which richmond fail to do considerably in the AFL period 24/34 failed seasons missing the 8, which makes them a bad finals team.

Thats like saying you are amazing at algebra 2 when you failed at algebra 1


Geelong has won 0.47 finals for every year that has elapsed since they entered the competition.

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Richmond has won 0.48 finals per year for every year that has elapsed since they entered the competition.



Geelong has won the Premiership in 7.8% of the seasons that have elapsed since they entered the competition.

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Richmond has won the Premiership in 11.1% of the seasons that have elapsed since they entered the competition.



Geelong has outscored Richmond in a finals series in 0.8% of the seasons that have elapsed since they entered the competition, less than 1%.

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Richmond has outscored Geelong in 8.5% of the finals series that have elapsed since they entered the competition.



So "missing finals" doesn't seem to be hindering Richmond's ability to win finals, flags and outscore the other team in finals series at a greater rate than Geelong is managing. And Geechoke "making it" isn't seeming to be helping their progress in these areas.

So I doubt it is too important. :)

Anyone here know how to perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre? 🤣
 
Yep the team that has the best Grand Finals won to finals played ratio bar none in the last 80 years can't handle "September heat."

But, but, but, at least you make it. 🤣🤣

Yes yes we know from your strict adherence to this thread and those like it for the last month how much you don’t wish your season was such a disaster. How measured your posting is. We know. We know how much you’ve enjoyed being flogged by all and sundry for six months this season and how briefly you were at the top of the tree based around how you have clung to these threads like life jackets for weeks at a time. We know.
 
Geelong has won 0.47 finals for every year that has elapsed since they entered the competition.

Richmond has won 0.48 finals per year for every year that has elapsed since they entered the competition.

Geelong has won the Premiership in 7.8% of the seasons that have elapsed since they entered the competition.

Richmond has won the Premiership in 11.1% of the seasons that have elapsed since they entered the competition.

Geelong has outscored Richmond in a finals series in 0.8% of the seasons that have elapsed since they entered the competition, less than 1%.

Richmond has outscored Geelong in 8.5% of the finals series that have elapsed since they entered the competition.

So "missing finals" doesn't seem to be hindering Richmond's ability to win finals, flags and outscore the other team in finals series at a greater rate than Geelong is managing. And Geechoke "making it" isn't seeming to be helping their progress in these areas.

So I doubt it is too important. :)

Anyone here know how to perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre? 🤣

Except in the time that most of us not in need of man diapers can recall.
 
These Richmond fools don’t even understand why they are called 9thmond for a reason.

Geechoke fools don't seem to realise we are called 13flagsmond for a reason.

And the main reason we are called 13flagsmond is because every time we play you in finals, we trounce you.
 
Geelong has won 0.47 finals for every year that has elapsed since they entered the competition.

v

Richmond has won 0.48 finals per year for every year that has elapsed since they entered the competition.



Geelong has won the Premiership in 7.8% of the seasons that have elapsed since they entered the competition.

v

Richmond has won the Premiership in 11.1% of the seasons that have elapsed since they entered the competition.



Geelong has outscored Richmond in a finals series in 0.8% of the seasons that have elapsed since they entered the competition, less than 1%.

v

Richmond has outscored Geelong in 8.5% of the finals series that have elapsed since they entered the competition.



So "missing finals" doesn't seem to be hindering Richmond's ability to win finals, flags and outscore the other team in finals series at a greater rate than Geelong is managing. And Geechoke "making it" isn't seeming to be helping their progress in these areas.

So I doubt it is too important. :)

Anyone here know how to perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre? 🤣
geelong has won far more finals than Ruchmond in the professional AFL era, made the finals more often, and won more premierships.

Richmond are a failed finals club and failed AFL team overall outside of a 4 year patch.

Honestly, outside of a brief 4 year patch, what on earth has Richmond enjoyed the last 34 years?? And now you are back to enbarrasing yourselves again, what are you going to enjoy for the next decade?
 

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