Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

[Wosh]

In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

 

[PhatBoy]

Why are you in this thread? There is a strict “more than 1 tooth” policy to enter.

We could replace the word tooth with brain cell - it hasn’t stopped you frequenting it.

 

[Aaron Reed]

Geechoke fools don't seem to realise we are called 13flagsmond for a reason.

And the main reason we are called 13flagsmond is because every time we play you in finals, we trounce you.

More well known as 9thmond.

 

[Cleansweep17]

geelong has won far more finals than Ruchmond in the professional AFL era, made the finals more often, and won more premierships.

Richmond are a failed finals club and failed AFL team overall outside of a 4 year patch.

Honestly, outside of a brief 4 year patch, what on earth has Richmond enjoyed the last 34 years?? And now you are back to enbarrasing yourselves again, what are you going to enjoy for the next decade?

Since 2017 (the modern era) Richmond has had far more AFL premierships than Geelong.

 

[geelong_crazy26]

Since 2017 (the modern era) Richmond has had far more AFL premierships than Geelong.

Modern era started 1990. Richmond has been a failure

 

[Cleansweep17]

Modern era started 1990. Richmond has been a failure

Will 1990 still be modern era in 50 years?

1990 is a loooong time ago now man. Going on 35 years. It’s not modern.

 

[STPer18]

Is it true that staff at Punt Rd refused to answer the door when an Aus Post delivery driver came knocking?

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Why are you in this thread? There is a strict “more than 1 tooth” policy to enter.

I'm bored with tormenting Carlton supporters... You know how it is..

But seriously. This thread is no longer relevant or appropriate. It's beneath Geelong to be hanging out bantering with Richmond supporters. It's like Uzyk agreeing to a title fight with Kane Cornes.

 

[Cleansweep17]

I'm bored with tormenting Carlton supporters... You know how it is..

But seriously. This thread is no longer relevant or appropriate. It's beneath Geelong to be hanging out bantering with Richmond supporters. It's like Uzyk agreeing to a title fight with Kane Cornes.

We are better than Geelong for the same reasons you are. Might want to think again about which side you wanna support.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

We are better than Geelong for the same reasons you are. Might want to think again about which side you wanna support.

I am supporting Dustin Martin at Gold Coa$t in his 2025 comeback from "retirement"
Is that good enough?

 

[Cleansweep17]

I am supporting Dustin Martin at Gold Coa$t in his 2025 comeback from "retirement"
Is that good enough?

If he does go I will support him to. Imagine the heads that would explode with a 4th NS

 

[AstuteTiger]

Ummm excuse me. Do not talk to your AFL superiors like that.

4 afl premierships compared to 3.

26/34 finals appearances compared to 10/34 finals appearances.

Superiors in any sport would be who's been the best performed against each other which the cats are our bitches that's not even open for discussion. 12 finals series and tigers lead 10 to 2 wow that's a ****en mauling. GF's 2 to 1 tigers favour.

Furthermore more flags overall 13 to 10 FACT not open for discussion

A lot richer FACT not open for discussion
More members and more through the gate (attendances) FACT not open for discussion

More prelim chokes, **** not open for discussion the GeeCHOKE Cats win this hands down

 

[Cleansweep17]

Superiors in any sport would be who's been the best performed against each other which the cats are our bitches that's not even open for discussion. 12 finals series and tigers lead 10 to 2 wow that's a ****en mauling. GF's 2 to 1 tigers favour.

Furthermore more flags overall 13 to 10 FACT not open for discussion

A lot richer FACT not open for discussion
More members and more through the gate (attendances) FACT not open for discussion

More prelim chokes, **** not open for discussion the GeeCHOKE Cats win this hands down

He’s using the results of the whole comp and taking credit for it cause he knows Richmond has crushed Geelong when it matters most. That’s pretty sad ngl

 

[STPer18]

 

[Cleansweep17]

Fun fact, that is worth more than GMHBA stadium

 

[AstuteTiger]

Why is Geelong v. Richmond a thing? It's not really fair on Richmond.

Wouldn't Richmond v. North be fairer and make more sense from an equivalency perspective?

If you want to play at least come in the big boys room of tigers and cats and know your history.
The cats are our bitches we have played those chumps 12 times in finals and lead 10 to 2 and 2 to 1 in GF's

Your club didnt make finals after winning the flag last year lol furthermore you have the oldest list you are about to fall off the cliff. We did but we at least won 3 flags along the way and will rebuild before tassie comes in.

If anyone needs to be compared to North its your shit box club who have only won 3 flags in the last 65 years we have won the same amount in the last 7 . Tigers have won 8 flags in the last 60, only the hawks have won more. Heck North have won more flags that the pies in the last 50 years.

 

[AstuteTiger]

You don't seem too superior when we play you in finals.

Geelong crazy horse 26 clueless as they come. We smack them in finals, GF's and they talk about superior.
I outlined the tigers superiority over GeeCHOKE cats and its all facts finals, money, attendances, you name it but the prelim chokers are just to good for us when it comes to choking we will never be on their level of choking. 13 premierships tells you that.

 

[AstuteTiger]

geelong has won far more finals than Ruchmond in the professional AFL era, made the finals more often, and won more premierships.

Richmond are a failed finals club and failed AFL team overall outside of a 4 year patch.

Honestly, outside of a brief 4 year patch, what on earth has Richmond enjoyed the last 34 years?? And now you are back to enbarrasing yourselves again, what are you going to enjoy for the next decade?

Your whole existence revolves around 2007 to 2024 that's it you have nothing else.

So you won 3 flags in 5 years from 2007-2011 no back to back. It took another 11 years to win another.

Before 2007 your last flag was 1963 yikes 44 years what have you been doing in that time choking, you surely weren't winning premierships

 

[STPer18]

 

[AstuteTiger]

Geelong has won 0.47 finals for every year that has elapsed since they entered the competition.

v

Richmond has won 0.48 finals per year for every year that has elapsed since they entered the competition.



Geelong has won the Premiership in 7.8% of the seasons that have elapsed since they entered the competition.

v

Richmond has won the Premiership in 11.1% of the seasons that have elapsed since they entered the competition.



Geelong has outscored Richmond in a finals series in 0.8% of the seasons that have elapsed since they entered the competition, less than 1%.

v

Richmond has outscored Geelong in 8.5% of the finals series that have elapsed since they entered the competition.



So "missing finals" doesn't seem to be hindering Richmond's ability to win finals, flags and outscore the other team in finals series at a greater rate than Geelong is managing. And Geechoke "making it" isn't seeming to be helping their progress in these areas.

So I doubt it is too important.

Anyone here know how to perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre?

GeeCHOKE cats hate facts as we trump them in every aspect

 

[All Aust]

chortle
Obviously you don’t know how the internet works. I could explain the bait-N-trap to you but then where would the fun be in explaining a joke?

Is that why you were skanking around the Richmond board claiming Richmond to be your second favorite team?

 

[geelong_crazy26]

Why are you in this thread? There is a strict “more than 1 tooth” policy to enter.

He has a valid point. You guys are not on the same shelf as geelong. Right now, richmond and norf is probably a fair rival

 

[geelong_crazy26]

Will 1990 still be modern era in 50 years?

1990 is a loooong time ago now man. Going on 35 years. It’s not modern.

Its when the national afl system started so absolutely. You guys have absolutely sucked during it also. Your club seems to struggle to succeed in the national full time professional system since zones were abolished especially

 

[Aaron Reed]

Is that why you were skanking around the Richmond board claiming Richmond to be your second favorite team?

Haha Richmond are my 2nd team. It’s not that difficult to understand is it?

 

[PhatBoy]

Your whole existence revolves around 2007 to 2024 that's it you have nothing else.

So you won 3 flags in 5 years from 2007-2011 no back to back. It took another 11 years to win another.

Before 2007 your last flag was 1963 yikes 44 years what have you been doing in that time choking, you surely weren't winning premierships

Aside from another 12 year period where we won 3 flags you mean.

 

[Aaron Reed]

Its when the national afl system started so absolutely. You guys have absolutely sucked during it also. Your club seems to struggle to succeed in the national full time professional system since zones were abolished especially

AFL only exists as far as punt rd for these success starved freaks. A more miserable, entitled supporter base you’ll never find. That massive chip on their shoulder though!