Vintage Bay Go ahead and kick a bag on Ryan Schoenmakers

[SJ]

At least he doesn't have a username on the premise that a junktime specialist who only kicks his goals from runaround snaps and always goes missing when the heat is on, is somehow comparable to the greatest goal sneak in modern history.

The username was actually a light-hearted criticism at Johnson from 2006.

Since then he has become a dual premiership player, dual All-Australian and Norm Smith medallist.

Have no idea what this has to do with the thread, but I'll take it.

 

[charcoalchicken]

At least he doesn't have a username on the premise that a junktime specialist who only kicks his goals from runaround snaps and always goes missing when the heat is on, is somehow comparable to the greatest goal sneak in modern history.

That's why he won the Norm Smith Medal than is it?

 

[clogwearer]

At least he doesn't have a username on the premise that a junktime specialist who only kicks his goals from runaround snaps and always goes missing when the heat is on, is somehow comparable to the greatest goal sneak in modern history.

I think you just completely misunderstood S...J's username.

Keep up the good work.

Edit: he beat me to it.

 

[SJ]

I think you just completely misunderstood S...J's username.

Keep up the good work.

Edit: he beat me to it.

Whenever anyone starts a response with "At least...", you know you've got them.

 

[Bayer_]

That's why he won the Norm Smith Medal than is it?

In a grand final of junk time. Proves my hypothesis completely. A highly decorated downhill skier.

 

[Hodgepodge]

Keep dreaming, Hawthorn's defense is in trouble and you know it.

lol. Gibson wouldn't have played on Hall the entire night if it was anything but a NAB cup or practice match. And Gilham certainly would've played.

 

[SJ]

In a grand final of junk time. Proves my hypothesis completely. A highly decorated downhill skier.

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My favourite part is with 19 minutes remaining in the final quarter of the 2007 Preliminary Final, with Collingwood leading by one point and 98,002 watching on.

Dunstall:

Oh that is brilliant. You know what? Stevie Johnson took it upon himself when the bounce happened, he bolted from the middle of the fifty metre arc, attacked the centre square, he kept going, he got involved, and then he got the clearance and hit a target. That is brilliant.

Lyon:

The Chief hit the nail on the head, it caught my eye too Chief. Ball goes back in the centre, the Maggies get the first one, crowd is up and about and out the corner of your eye you see Steve Johnson say "Righto, stuff this". Just charges in the middle, get first touch on it again, gets it back and puts it down the throat of Mooney.

Now can you stop deflecting the attention from this thread topic in which Podgey and yourself are being roundly thrashed?

 

[Spluff]

Riewoldt didnt kick 6 on pears, they were on Hurley.

He took all comers.

 

[Bayer_]

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Now can you stop deflecting the attention from this thread topic in which Podgey and yourself are being roundly thrashed?

I'm not in on this thread, just taking any opportunity I can to throw mud at the disappearing man.

 

[charcoalchicken]

Hawthorn = poor defense, OK midfield, great forward line not good enough to be contenders

 

[SJ]

I'm not in on this thread, just taking any opportunity I can to throw mud at the disappearing man.

Not quite "a happy team at Hawthorn" perhaps then.

 

[Bayer_]

Not quite "a happy team at Hawthorn" perhaps then.

Meh, a lot of our boys are MIA after last night. Someone needs to be here to throw shit back.

 

[SJ]

Meh, a lot of our boys are MIA after last night. Someone needs to be here to throw shit back.

Ah so you're talking "shit". Thanks for clearing that up, good to hear it straight from the horse's mouth.

 

[Bayer_]

Ah so you're talking "shit". Thanks for clearing that up, good to hear it straight from the horse's mouth.

Shit throwing doesn't mean there's no truth in it. Notice the two grand finals that the Cats were challenged on, Johnson was either MIA (09), or making rubbish kicks to nobody in particular.

 

[SpaceCow]

Give credit to Schoenmakers, managed to keep Lloyd goaless.

I'll give credit where credits due. I do not see any credit due here. He kept Lloyd goaless, a feat also managed by Richmond, Port Adelaide and Fremantle and a total of 6 times last season. WOW!

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Tony Lockett never had a bag kicked on him either. He must be the greatest FB of all time!

 

[mess]

Why are people in this thread again? Shouldn't someone have bumped a thread bagging out Gibson intsead?

 

[SJ]

Why are people in this thread again? Shouldn't someone have bumped a thread bagging out Gibson intsead?

Think you'll find your comrade Hodgepodge bumped this.

 

[mess]

Think you'll find your comrade Hodgepodge bumped this.

Right. Sorry. So what are you here for again?

 

[absfab]

Too bad he couldn't stop him from caving in Sewell's face and costing Hawthorn a finals spot.

Don't see what's bad about that.

Win Win. Essendon got a final's berth, Hawks got another excuse. Couldn't have worked out better.

 

[Bosk]

Right. Sorry. So what are you here for again?

Geelong supporters feel the need to gloat over every little thing that goes wrong for the Hawks.

As a Hawthorn supporter I'm sure I don't need to explain the cause to you.

 

[Hawk Dork]

How did they go against the Tiges Today?

Cleaned them up yer?

 

[Hodgepodge]

JB the latest to struggle against the young Schoenmakers. Was kept to one goal.

 

[gibbanator]

Bad day for forwards just ask Axel or TBD apparently it was a combination of Tornado,Hurricane and cyclone up there today.

 

[Hodgepodge]

Bad day for forwards just ask Axel or TBD apparently it was a combination of Tornado,Hurricane and cyclone up there today.

It was blowing a gale, but you can't do a lot better than holding Jonathan Brown to 1 goal, especially when you're a teenager.

Well done Schoen.