Review Good/Bad vs Geelong

[MrBarry]

****ing abysmal

 

[WheresGroomgone]

Why the fk would you sub Berry out and leave Murphy in and to top it off bring macho-less in?

 

[Danger in Texas]

I’m just flat

Another year of very little to no progress coming up

 

[Sanders]

Why the fk would you sub Berry out and leave Murphy in and to top it off bring macho-less in?

Berry needed to go

 

[El Doederino]

Good: we kicked the first goal

Ugly: everything thereafter

 

[dogs105]

I don't want to drop Peds, but he was awful.

Should drop Murphy, Smith, Berry

 

[dogs105]

Why the fk would you sub Berry out and leave Murphy in and to top it off bring macho-less in?

Because Berry was having an awful game

 

[aabp1978]

I just want B Smith to enjoy his 2024…in the SANFL.

Really had a strong feeling we were going to improve this year. Two games in and couldnt be more disillusioned. We arent playing finals with this list…and even if we get another top 10 draftee you know it aint going to be a midfielder…

 

[CrowToon]

Good:
Soligo
Grounds staff

Bad:

Commentators have no ****ing clue what any of the player's names are.
Reviews every 15 seconds.

Ugly:

Nicks is a ****ing spud

Nicks Levels of Ugly:

Being a club that announces coaching extensions off the back of an embarrassing performance and the risk of another one coming up. Then it happened. Now they look really ****ing stupid. Wait for a good win you idiots.

Nicks Level of Ugly Has a Baby with Collective Minds:

Being stupid enough to see something not working and then spending 118 more minutes doing the same thing.


Nicks is announced Prime Minister levels of hell:

Seeing Brodie Smith

33

Brodie Smith

Age

32

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.5

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

7.2

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

500.1

5star

D

17.1

4star

K

12.6

5star

HB

4.5

3star

M

3.5

3star

T

2.3

3star

MG

438.9

5star

D

17.2

5star

K

10.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

3.6

5star

kick it to the opposition, noone and the crowd two weeks in a row and still playing him anyway.

Nicks is still our coach in two years time levels of apocalyptic catastrophe:

Me for being stupid enough to ever believe we would actually go on with our momentum from last year.

 

[FullyBigKPro]

Midfield (Crouch aside) was woeful tonight, got pantsed by a third string Cats midfield. As soon as Soligo or Pedlar etc went in their it looked better.

Bombing it long and high to Stewart

Subbing Berry when Murphy was beyond putrid.

Smith - time to go, you are a liability.

Nicks totally out-coached tonight. We have this Dud for at least 3 more years...

 

[Scorpus]

Go look at the list and rule a line through all the players who suck and shouldn't be playing

There's almost nothing left in the tank

 

[Crowstar]

We are a disgrace. Supporting this flaccid excuse of a football club gets harder every year.
The only thing that is constant about this club is the disappointment they provide supporters every year.
We are a feeder club. Thats all we will be.
We only play to make up the numbers.
We are a pathetic brand that will always be mediocre.

 

[King Elvis]

Our coaching group is a joke - poor at selection, tactically inept, shit gameplan.

Nicks said on Fox pre-game we'd have Pedlar on Stewart to keep him accountable - who the hell thought that was a good idea?

Second quarter fightback was exciting, attacking, driven by the young guns... third quarter, we revert back to the same bullshit.

We have completely gone away from what made us successful last year - why?

 

[bates121]

Because Berry was having an awful game

Yeah the list we could have subbed was long.

Selection will be interesting.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

0-10 is not beyond the realms of possibility. The only winnable games are North and Essendon and given that one's in Hobart and we haven't beaten the other in seven years, there's a huge chance we drop both of those as well.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Club should be disbanded

 

[Scorpus]

It's good to see Jake Soligo's miraculous 1 week recovery from lack of match fitness to now be able to play 79% time on ground

 

[King Elvis]

The biggest laughing stock of a performance I have witnessed as a crows supporter. This middling Geelong side who had several outs aren't even that good.
The current vibe at the club is disgusting. Patting each other's backs having achieved nothing at all.

At least they're having fun again... right?

 

[WheresGroomgone]

Because Berry was having an awful game

Are you serious then bring in McHenry who is proven non AFL standard whilst leaving Murphy on the ground?

 

[NSolis]

Thought Crouch, Rankine, Soligo, Michalanney and Hinge were all good. Burgess and Rachele pretty good in the first half, Walker and Fogarty were okay, McHenry was good as the sub. That's about it, the rest was pretty poor. Definitely the worst game I've seen Smith play, and Berry, Murphy and Jones were particularly bad as well.

 

[dogs105]

Are you serious then bring in McHenry who is proven non AFL standard whilst leaving Murphy on the ground?

Berry had to go then. He wasn't the only one playing badly though. Could have subbed Murphy or Pedlar

 

[kirky]

So for the third year in a row, we start a season 0-2.

 

[WeeBlake]

Good -
Max, I guess
Soligo, Rachele, Fog in patches
Rankines goal

Bad-
Fog’s miss
Burgess’ miss
Dawson - second stinker in a row
Berry - always a metre too slow
Laird, Crouch - couldn’t get it into space
ROB - we were bombing it long all night, and he got ZERO marks
Jones - gave nothing
Murphy - 100 wasted games
Milera - our attacking half back gave no attack
Pedlar’s decision making

Ugly-
‘Game plan’ - what a ****ing joke
Our coaches, just absolutely second-rate spuds

 

[Scorpus]

We have to be honest with ourselves. Adding Crouch alongside Laird has stuffed the midfield, they can't both play.

Especially not if Berry is in the side because really Laird, Crouch and Berry are fighting for one spot

 

[King Elvis]

Midfield (Crouch aside) was woeful tonight, got pantsed by a third string Cats midfield. As soon as Soligo or Pedlar etc went in their it looked better.

Bombing it long and high to Stewart

Subbing Berry when Murphy was beyond putrid.

Smith - time to go, you are a liability.

Nicks totally out-coached tonight. We have this Dud for at least 3 more years...

Subbing Smith would've made a statement.

Pissweak that we didn't, reflected in our performance.