Good news everyone! The Greek God himself, Anthony Koutoufides, is mulling a run for Melbourne Lord Mayor!

[V_23]

Out of the Blues: Anthony Koutoufides mulls a run for Melbourne Lord Mayor

amp.theage.com.au

That’s right, my good Bay flogs, the Souvlaki King has had enough of Melbourne going down the gurgler. Melbourne is going so badly, it’s now only 990% better than Hobart. Grim times, my friends.

No need to worry, though, Kouta’s back to save Melbourne like he saved the AFL. He’s already proved that he can win Dancing with the Stars. This should be a cakewalk in comparison, as he foxtrots and tangoes his way to Lord Mayor.

I, for one, welcome our new souvlaki overlord.

Here’s his mayoral campaign ad:

 

[Sqotty from office works]

How about he gets to be mayor of thomastown before he goes for the big job.
Naffan Buckley went straight for the big job and look at the mess he created.

 

[zackah]

The entire article is one sentence?

About as much substance as Kouta's career

 

[V_23]

The entire article is one sentence?

About as much substance as Kouta's career

It’s pay-walled, floggo

Much like half of the matches are pay-walled behind Kayo, but you still pay them while cry-melting about their service

 

[zackah]

It’s pay-walled, floggo

Much like half of the matches are pay-walled behind Kayo, but you still pay them while cry-melting about their service

You pay for Australian journalism stories?

Here I have some magic beans I'd like to sell you

 

[V_23]

You pay for Australian journalism stories?

Here I have some magic beans I'd like to sell you

No, I don’t. But, nice try…

 

[jannissary]

hope he brings the gorilla with him

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

hope he brings the gorilla with him

Ang is not a Gorilla ! I resemble that remark ...

 

[James Colorado]

The victory party at Stalactites is going to be EPIC!

 

[zackah]

What party is he aligned with? I really hope is the libs that would cause a huge Elmer_Hauser melt

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

What party is he aligned with? I really hope is the libs that would cause a huge Elmer_Hauser melt

Imagine the melts from everyone if it was the magnificent Greens !

Anyhow Chris Judd is ded to me know esp with his wife and her political crap.

 

[zackah]

Imagine the melts from everyone if it was the magnificent Greens !

Unaccountable and lacks any ability to lead and be taken seriously.

Story checks out

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Unaccountable and lacks any ability to lead and be taken seriously.

Story checks out

Julian Burnside former Greens leader was the only lawyer in Australia who had the Integrity to defend James Hird.

Met him a few times when I was campaigning for the Greens. A fine man indeed.

 

[frggr]

If he runs Melbourne City Council like Carlton are run......

 

[James Colorado]

If he runs Melbourne City Council like Carlton are run......

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It’s pay-walled, floggo

He moved to Brisbane because he couldn’t afford to live in Melbourne

when I was campaigning for the Greens

Elmo confirmed as a campaigner to the surprise of absolutely nobody

 

[AvantGardener]

Elmo confirmed as a campaigner to the surprise of absolutely nobody

Good wholesome footy banter content as always

 

[zackah]

He moved to Brisbane because he couldn’t afford to live in Melbourne

When I was 8?

No, I guess I couldn't

 

[V_23]

When I was 8?

No, I guess I couldn't

Brisbane is bogan city central, you must fit right in up there...

 

[zackah]

Brisbane is bogan city central, you must fit right in up there...

Sure thing m7

 

[Freofalcon]

Ex Greek footballers running for Lord Mayor?

Worked out well over here.

Good luck to your family

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Ex Greek footballers running for Lord Mayor?

Worked out well over here.

Good luck to your family

Bazil isn't Greek surely ?.

 

[V_23]

Sure thing m7

In all seriousness, I heard you moved up to Brisbane when Joey Daniher got traded from Essington. You couldn't bear the thought of living without Smokin' Joe.

m7

 

[zackah]

In all seriousness, I heard you moved up to Brisbane when Joey Daniher got traded from Essington. You couldn't bear the thought of living without Smokin' Joe.

m7

You know a lot of posters privately PM'd me when I undeleted your post and you went on a multi week multi fred melt bender. They said zackah you are being mean. Clearly V_23 doesn't have the cognitive ability to understand what is going on around here leave him alone.

And I defended you friend! I sure sure I know you are obviously right but the bay is an inclusive board and we welcome all types of people. Even those intellectually incapable of providing the banter we expect. You keep trying though friend. You do you.

#thebayisopentoeveryoneexceptsooz

 

[AvantGardener]

You know a lot of posters privately PM'd me when I undeleted your post and you went on a multi week multi fred melt bender. They said zackah you are being mean. Clearly V_23 doesn't have the cognitive ability to understand what is going on around here leave him alone.

And I defended you friend! I sure sure I know you are obviously right but the bay is an inclusive board and we welcome all types of people. Even those intellectually incapable of providing the banter we expect. You keep trying though friend. You do you.

#thebayisopentoeveryoneexceptsooz

Looks like he has got a day off actually