Good to see Fevola recovered from the weekend and is back to his usual self

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Karl Pilkington

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Dressed in a pink frock getting pissed in public (illegally I might add) with a giant pink dildo between his legs.

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This was at 5pm, Federation Square when THOUSANDS of people are heading home from work.

What is it about this guy where he thinks he can continually break the law and get away with it? Oh wait, its the fact he CONTINUALLY gets away with it because Carlton have done absolutely ZERO to convince him they're worth representing with any kind of professionalism (probably hard to come down on those who break the law at Carlton... Glass houses and all that shit).

Good seeing young leader Bryce Gibbs is learning from the master as well. Will probably replace him as Carlton's chief embarrassment over the next few years, considering he's the worst number 1 pick since Brendan Goddard.

Eagerly anticipating his gold-digger of a wife's story in Woman's Weekly regarding the dildo... "Brendan carried a big pink dildo. Some people think the dildo was mine. It was not mine. It was one Brendan bought a-specially for Mad Monday. I like clouds. Brendan is rich and will take care of me forever, even if one of my **** leaks and I have to get a new one. I love him so much."
 

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I'm sorry, That only Carlton FC has Mad Monday.

All other clubs don't drink or smoke on mad Monday, they go to the flower farm and sip tea.
 
How is it illegal to drink at Transport?


If he left the venue with a drink, It's against the liquor license of the venue, not Fevola.


I'm sorry our players can afford such luxuries as beer.
 
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I'm sorry, That only Carlton FC has Mad Monday.

All other clubs don't drink or smoke on mad Monday, they go to the flower farm and sip tea.

I'm sorry, but didn't this buffoon swear off alcohol this year?

Didn't your club threaten to sack him if he had one more off-field incident? Good to see he takes you seriously.

You'd think that just one day after the season ended, he wouldn't go straight out and break the law again, but here we are.
 
How is it illegal to drink at Transport?


If he left the venue with a drink, It's against the liquor license of the venue, not Fevola.


I'm sorry our players can afford such luxuries as beer.

They were drinking at the bus stop, public property. That's illegal in the CBD.

He is a repeated offender and shows no respect for our society's laws.
 
you can tell he's ultra pissed, only people who have had a mass amount of alcohol do that sign with their hand (2nd pic)
 

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They have pots, they obviously bought them from somewhere. Meaning, that venue is breaking the law

1. For allowing alcohol out of the venue
2. Supplying Alcohol to an intoxicated people.

Also he didn't drink during the season... Isn't allowed to have a mad Monday?

You can already tell the blokes who 1. have never taken part in team sports. 2. If they have played, are not liked by their own club.
 
They have pots, they obviously bought them from somewhere. Meaning, that venue is breaking the law

1. For allowing alcohol out of the venue
2. Supplying Alcohol to an intoxicated people.

Also he didn't drink during the season... Isn't allowed to have a mad Monday?

You can already tell the blokes who 1. have never taken part in team sports. 2. If they have played, are not liked by their own club.


There's nothing wrong with taking part in Mad Monday. I've done it myself a couple of times. When I was a teenager.

But why is it that Chris Judd rocks up, has a few quiet ones then leaves, whereas Fevola acts like he's 18 years old, breaks the law, carries around a dildo and acts like a complete douche?

What part of Professional Footballer don't you understand?

Do you really believe he didn't drink during the season? What possible basis would you have for believing him? He lied repeatedly to his own wife and kids - how can you even pretend to trust a man like that?

He's scum and imo should be locked up.
 
Ditto, he didn't hurt anyone, just having a bit of harmless fun, move on, nothing to see here.

Yes, forget the fact that he's abusing his media persona and behaving in a way any other person would have been ejected from the venue for.

Forget the fact he's intimidating young women on their way home from work.

Forget the fact he's breaking the law by drinking in public.
 
OMG
You ARE Karl Pilkington
Get a LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does 'a life' (I simply refuse to put in as many exclamation points as you did, life is simply not THAT exciting) consist of getting pissed on a Monday afternoon, harassing women then breaking the law?

If so, I grew out of having 'a life' when I was 18.

Fevola is just not a good human being. He cheats on his wife, makes a fool of his employer, acts like a child and speaks like a Neanderthal. The man (and using that term is a stretch) needs an education and a good kick up the bum.
 
Fevola is just not a good human being. He cheats on his wife, makes a fool of his employer, acts like a child and speaks like a Neanderthal. The man (and using that term is a stretch) needs an education and a good kick up the bum.

Dont tihnk anyone's denying that mate...but it's quite clear you're letting your pre existing opinion of Fev get in the way here....he's drunk in public, that's all. If you want to go over old ground time and time again, please do it somewhere else Mr Mature
 
Dont tihnk anyone's denying that mate...but it's quite clear you're letting your pre existing opinion of Fev get in the way here....he's drunk in public, that's all. If you want to go over old ground time and time again, please do it somewhere else Mr Mature

So we just look at all of his countless incidents in isolation? They don't eventually stack up to the point where Carlton simply has to make the tough call on him?

What's it going to take for Carlton to pull its head out of its arse and realise for all the good Judd does for their club, Fevola pisses it away?
 

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Good to see Fevola recovered from the weekend and is back to his usual self

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