AFL Grand Final Grand Final, 2023: Collingwood v Brisbane

[Hubnester]

Geez umpiring is crap in general but its pretty horrid how badly some of these yOuNg SuPeRsTaRs the commentators jizz over play for frees

 

[Sully111]

Flopping in the next generation looks like it will be unbearable

Daicos is Selwood mkii

 

[DougalHoward]

Camera work is terrible

 

[beside the seaside]

Brilliant game so far. Hope it stays close

 

[my name was taken]

Imagine looking back at big grand final moments and hearing the commentator say hills hoist in a big moment.

 

[Yawkey way]

Up the Lions

Sucked in Cox you shithouse

Was 50 metres filthy maggot umpire.

 

[NoisyMinor]

Wowee. Eclipses our Hill.

 

[Hubnester]

Wowee. Eclipses our Hill.

But they have the same last name so they must be comparable

 

[NoisyMinor]

But they have the same last name so they must be comparable

Are they both footballers?

 

[DougalHoward]

Wonder how gringo is going up the bush, hope he's discovering new species

 

[Dard Ball Get]

PSA: Ryder Cup is on

 

[jwikked]

on the Good Times seltzers and the Hard Solos. Gonna give me a hard time tomorrow but that’s okay.

Wish Saints could play the way the Pies are right now. They love the big stage

 

[DougalHoward]

Blown the budget on kiss

 

[Hubnester]

**** me I just walked in the room and thought that was razor ray up there on the guitar hahaha

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Blown the budget on kiss

And can’t afford slomo goal line cameras

 

[Bill Crouse]

I'm glad Daniher and the rest of the lions are kicking much better than they did against us. Hopefully either Brisbane can put them to the sword in the 2nd half or it will stay close to set up another Dom Sheed moment.

 

[HunterClarksHeadband]

Snooze fest. AFL is legit so out of touch with todays artists/music industry. Book an exciting artist thats relevant FFS

 

[DougalHoward]

Reminds of of AFL live on xbox

**** me I just walked in the room and thought that was razor ray up there on the guitar hahaha

Glad he's not umpiring because his arms are too short

 

[George]

Brisbane are a higher scoring side than the Pies so if the Pies can't slow this down I reckon Brisbane win it. First one to 15 goals IMO

 

[Grav]

Channel 7 commentary team After 16 touches, let’s look at superstar Josh Daicos

7

Josh Daicos

Age

26

Ht

178cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.6

4star

K

8.3

3star

HB

7.3

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.6

5star

CL

1.3

3star

D

16.2

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

7.0

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.5

4star

CL

1.5

4star

D

13.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.2

5star

CL

1.2

4star

tracker ….. so at the same time Coleman was on about 20 odd, so where the **** is his tracker?

 

[Dr Spaceman]

Wonder how gringo is going up the bush, hope he's discovering new species

He has, but he reckons his new species is too old and too slow.

Reckons the species the bloke in the next paddock has is far superior.

 

[austinnn]

It would be great for us to be able to chuck Max King

12

Max King

Age

24

Ht

202cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.3

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

2.6

2star

M

2.7

3star

T

0.7

3star

G

1.4

5star

D

7.3

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

2.6

2star

M

2.7

3star

T

0.7

1star

G

1.4

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

2.8

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

0.6

3star

G

1.4

5star

into the rucks like Daniher at crucial moments. Needs more muscle.

 

[my name was taken]

It would be great for us to be able to chuck Max King into the rucks like Daniher at crucial moments. Needs more muscle.

His limbs are kept in place by sticky tape, don't think it's gonna happen

 

[austinnn]

This Coleman dude at the Lions seems to have come out of nowhere, heard nothing about the finals. What's his story?

 

[jwikked]

Snooze fest. AFL is legit so out of touch with today’s artists/music industry. Book an exciting artist thats relevant FFS

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