Help wanted: Gun players to join undefeated club to be part of successful dynasty (est. 2016)

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North Melbourne has "capacity" in its salary cap to be a key player in this year's trade and free agency period.

The undefeated Kangaroos have had great success targeting key talent in recent years including Nick Dal Santo, Jarrad Waite and Shaun Higgins.

The Roos had been linked with freshly re-signed Bomber Cale Hooker, and have dollars to spend on another key-position player.

"We certainly have capacity to explore that, and we manage it in a way so you've always got a little bit of flexibility if talent's there and it's available," North Melbourne chief executive Carl Dilena told AFL.com.au.


"We'll continue down that path, having a look at the options, and if there's someone there who fits the bill and fits our needs we'll certainly explore it hard."

So there you have it Bae, the LinkedIn, of the AFL, the cashed up Roos are on the look out for gifted players to join its premiership dynasty (est. 2016). Do you have any queries about the application process?

Q: Myself, and the club I currently play for are afraid of success, will be I expected to perform on the big stage and win in September?
A: Yes.
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Q: What if there are questions about my potential?
A: Once you join up, the only remaining question will be about potentially winning the Coleman Medal.
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Q: What about receiving fair recognition for my skills and abilities?
A: How would you like an All-Australian squad nomination?
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Q: But do you have #concerningyouf?
A: No. They too are undefeated.

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Q: But what if I can't make any friends amongst my new colleagues?
A: We'll just bring your old friends to the club.
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Q: I have moral scruples, will I lose sleep knowing that my pay cheque has been derived from pokies and children are going hungry as a result?
A: No. Your nightly dreams of premiership glory will continue undisturbed.

Q: Will I be inspired to greatness by legions of loyal fans?
A: Exhibit A, your honour.
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So now your concerns have been allayed, please submit your CV and response to the Key Selection Criterion - "Ability to be a North Premiership Player"
Mssrs. D. Swallow, O'Meara, Kelly, Neale, your resumes will be given priority.
Treloar, Aish, Howe and Hooker, Greenwood please lodge your applications in the receptacle below.
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jeebus the lolnorf flogs are up and about with shit threads....

Lets be honest, looking at the top of the ladder

LolNorf - Jarrad Waite.
Geelong - Lachie Henderson
Sydney Swans - Jeremy Laidler
Western Bulldogs - legit
GWS - legit
West Coke - Josh Kennedy
Adelaide - sauce, eddie
Hawthorn - brett Ratten

Can you tell me any other club that has contributed to the success of other clubs after leaving their original ones ?? no

Your welcome.
 
hope you enjoyed our pension-enriched bathwater
Not as much as lolnorfies are enjoying their own goo. 6 rounds in and your all carrying on like you've won this and next years premierships. We had six outs, played like shit and lost by 15.... so can't complain really. Hope your wheelchairs stay charged for the end of the season though when most teams peak...you have a harder run after the bye, be interesting to see if the momentum is sustainable, or pufferitis kicks in.
 
Not as much as lolnorfies are enjoying their own goo. 6 rounds in and your all carrying on like you've won this and next years premierships. We had six outs, played like shit and lost by 15.... so can't complain really. Hope your wheelchairs stay charged for the end of the season though when most teams peak...you have a harder run after the bye, be interesting to see if the momentum is sustainable, or pufferitis kicks in.

Be honest, you got ahead of yourself didnt you? Stringer is as good as Gary Ablett Senior. Flag is yours for the taking. Six rounds in and you're crying like a bitch about injuries. Your tears - they are delicious
 

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