Rocket Rudi
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Handstands, threats to join rugger, suspensions, (prescription) drug-induced mood swings...it was a big year without question. So how can he go one better in 2003? What will be his next stunt?
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How can Aka top his 2002 efforts?
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Put the frankenstein bolts through his neck. Would suit him actually.
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Swim a lap of Tasmania, hehe. 
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say nothing - that'll scare the heeby jeebies out of the opposition thinking whats wrong with him
Offer himself as trade bait for a straight swap with David Beckham.
The headlines would be sensational
" AKER WANTS OUT TO MAN U - BECKHAM MAY BECOME A LION"
Brisbane Lion, Jason Akermanis dropped a bombshell today when he declared that he was keen to persue a career in English Soccer.
"I've had a chat with my good mate David and we've agreed that we both need a new direction and challenge in our football careers" said Akermanis.
"Dave loves the Aussie life style and reckons he could pick up the Aussie game, no worries. As for me, those Pommies would love something original , like cartwheels and hanstands to celebrate a goal, rather than those stupid aeroplane impersonations that their players go on with"
According to Akermanis, the only stumbling block to the trade proceeding is some reluctance on Beckham's part to embrace the AFL culture of wife-swapping.
"David is a little apprehensive about Posh living in the same continent as Wayne Carey" said Akermanis.
"I assured Davey that was just ONE little incident that had got blown out of all proportion, but the bottom line is that Dave reckons that he just doesn't trust the guy." lamented Akermanis.
"I'm buggered if I know where he got such a screwy idea"
Efforts to contact Beckham for comment have so far been unsuccessful, but we able to talk to his Manager by phone link up. Unfortunately, Mr McTaggart was unwilling to volunteer any meaningful information, answering all our questions with the same line
"Jason WHO ??????"
MORE ON THE AKER/BECKHAM SWAP Pages, 2,5, 17, 36 and all FIVE pages in the Sporting Section.
Page 4 -" David's an old stick in the mud" - POSH
Back Page - "We'll give Aker a run" - LEEDS UNITED.
Page 15 -Premier Beattie has his say on the Aker swap.
For a wrap of last nights Rugby League State of Origin game, please see tomorrow's edition.
Oh Aker, you've done it again.
The headlines would be sensational
" AKER WANTS OUT TO MAN U - BECKHAM MAY BECOME A LION"
Brisbane Lion, Jason Akermanis dropped a bombshell today when he declared that he was keen to persue a career in English Soccer.
"I've had a chat with my good mate David and we've agreed that we both need a new direction and challenge in our football careers" said Akermanis.
"Dave loves the Aussie life style and reckons he could pick up the Aussie game, no worries. As for me, those Pommies would love something original , like cartwheels and hanstands to celebrate a goal, rather than those stupid aeroplane impersonations that their players go on with"
According to Akermanis, the only stumbling block to the trade proceeding is some reluctance on Beckham's part to embrace the AFL culture of wife-swapping.
"David is a little apprehensive about Posh living in the same continent as Wayne Carey" said Akermanis.
"I assured Davey that was just ONE little incident that had got blown out of all proportion, but the bottom line is that Dave reckons that he just doesn't trust the guy." lamented Akermanis.
"I'm buggered if I know where he got such a screwy idea"
Efforts to contact Beckham for comment have so far been unsuccessful, but we able to talk to his Manager by phone link up. Unfortunately, Mr McTaggart was unwilling to volunteer any meaningful information, answering all our questions with the same line
"Jason WHO ??????"
MORE ON THE AKER/BECKHAM SWAP Pages, 2,5, 17, 36 and all FIVE pages in the Sporting Section.
Page 4 -" David's an old stick in the mud" - POSH
Back Page - "We'll give Aker a run" - LEEDS UNITED.
Page 15 -Premier Beattie has his say on the Aker swap.
For a wrap of last nights Rugby League State of Origin game, please see tomorrow's edition.
Oh Aker, you've done it again.
yeah good onya luthor.. but i still like the stealing the s out of the sign..........
Apparently he's been busy making a fillum...
Can't wait for this one!
Can't wait for this one!
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Although the idea of him having a #1 hit is appealing I hated the song the first time around and really don't want to hear it again.
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clarification please !!!!!
Can we change the wording of something to be voted on ???
Can it now read...
Swim to Tasmania ???
Just one way and no return...
Can we change the wording of something to be voted on ???
Can it now read...
Swim to Tasmania ???
Just one way and no return...
Offer himself as a candidate for the US Presidency...
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Sadly my response got killed by the moderators last time so I will post a moderated version this time. With regard to Beaugirls previous post it would be great to see Akers as a third moderator on this board and doing handstands with Danni and LL whenever they had a "win".
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