Toast I’m on the Plane! - Real time travel

[Gasometer]

Can’t see much but seats and tiny windows. Just ate breakfast.

They have free wifi on Planes now

Extraordinary

 

[Samsquanch]

Can’t see much but seats and tiny windows. Just ate breakfast.

They have free wifi on Planes now

Extraordinary

I flew once from Mildura to Melbourne with another bloke from work. They had free beer on a twin engine propeller driven plane (if I remember it was a Short - don't quote me on that though). But...

There was a four can limit per person.

I gave one of my cans to my workmate as he'd finished his four. The stewardess got angry and they threatened to ban us from their planes in future.

He finished the fifth can.

No WiFi.

 

[Gasometer]

I flew once from Mildura to Melbourne with another bloke from work. They had free beer on a twin engine propeller driven plane (if I remember it was a Short - don't quote me on that though). But...

There was a four can limit per person.

I gave one of my cans to my workmate as he'd finished his four. The stewardess got angry and they threatened to ban us from their planes in future.

He finished the fifth can.

No WiFi.

Toilets?

 

[Samsquanch]

Toilets?

I suspect that is why they imposed a limit.

No toilet.

 

[Samsquanch]

Toilets?

Did you try the facilities on your flight?

 

[Gasometer]

Did you try the facilities on your flight?

3 hours?

Nah

But just saw the score and have the shits

 

[Nate7]

3 hours?

Nah

But just saw the score and have the shits

Flight to and from where?
Aircraft type?

 

[Samsquanch]

Flight to and from where?
Aircraft type?

Gasometer stays at KiwiRoo's place.

Lamb chops for tea.

 

[Nate7]

Gasometer stays at KiwiRoo's place.

Lamb chops for tea.

Hope his passport doesn't expire while there...

 

[Samsquanch]

Hope his passport doesn't expire while there...

I'm more worried about who's looking after Woof.

 

[Nate7]

I'm more worried about who's looking after Woof.

As long as he's not served Gippsland risotto, should be fine.

 

[Samsquanch]

As long as he's not served Gippsland risotto, should be fine.

If you find a lot of google searches for "field mushrooms" in the google search history do you think it means anything? Especially if everybody in the house says it wasn't them???

 

[Nate7]

If you find a lot of google searches for "field mushrooms" in the google search history do you think it means anything? Especially if everybody in the house says it wasn't them???

Definitely not suss.

 

[Gasometer]

Flight to and from where?
Aircraft type?

Airbus
MEL to Auckland

Flight type.
In the air

Woof is in the equivalence of Dog Jail for $400

 

[KiwiRoo]

Airbus
MEL to Auckland

Flight type.
In the air

Woof is in the equivalence of Dog Jail for $400

another hours flight from Auckland to come and see me Gaso !

No chance of lamb chops. You should see the price of them here !

 

[Gasometer]

another hours flight from Auckland to come and see me Gaso !

No chance of lamb chops. You should see the price of them here !

I know already

$50 for whiting and mash

Yeh tight schedule but hoping to bump into Jisse W Smuth and shire a tile or to

 

[KiwiRoo]

I know already

$50 for whiting and mash

Yeh tight schedule but hoping to bump into Jisse W Smuth

Think hes bottom of the south island judging by his accent !

 

[Nate7]

Airbus
MEL to Auckland

Flight type.
In the air

Woof is in the equivalence of Dog Jail for $400

Aircraft type, not flight type. Irrelevant now since you answered Auckland it would be a 773ER, 737 or A321Neo.

 

[Samsquanch]

Aircraft type, not flight type. Irrelevant now since you answered Auckland it would be a 773ER, 737 or A321Neo.

Last time I flew to NZ was a 747.

 

[Samsquanch]

No chance of lamb chops. You should see the price of them here !

$50 for whiting and mash

What the blazes is going on???

Lamb chops should be as cheap as (unless a decent proportion of the price is going directly to the farmers, which I somehow doubt). Supermarkets gouging here and probably the same in NZ. Butchers know they can charge higher so I'm betting they just do (and my father's cousin was a butcher - he did OK for himself).

But here's the travesty...


Whiting and mash? For goodness sake. Mash. GAGF. I have eaten mash one time since 1979. I couldn't avoid it on that occasion due to certain circumstances however, if I'm eating fish, whiting or otherwise, it comes with chips. They can describe them as French Fries if they want, but the meal cannot be served with mash.

And $50.

That must have been at least 4 fillets.

 

[Gasometer]

What the blazes is going on???

Lamb chops should be as cheap as (unless a decent proportion of the price is going directly to the farmers, which I somehow doubt). Supermarkets gouging here and probably the same in NZ. Butchers know they can charge higher so I'm betting they just do (and my father's cousin was a butcher - he did OK for himself).

But here's the travesty...


Whiting and mash? For goodness sake. Mash. GAGF. I have eaten mash one time since 1979. I couldn't avoid it on that occasion due to certain circumstances however, if I'm eating fish, whiting or otherwise, it comes with chips. They can describe them as French Fries if they want, but the meal cannot be served with mash.

And $50.

That must have been at least 4 fillets.

Nup 1 fillet, mash (love mash) and book choy

The main meal price anywhere out starts at $40

 

[Gasometer]

Aircraft type, not flight type. Irrelevant now since you answered Auckland it would be a 773ER, 737 or A321Neo.

Neo

 

[Samsquanch]

Nup 1 fillet, mash (love mash) and book choy

The main meal price anywhere out starts at $40

$40 as base price? What about a Parma and Chips?

 

[Gasometer]

$40 as base price? What about a Parma and Chips?

Stuffed chicken breast was the closest at $42 with potato rossti and medley of veg that was yuk

 

[Gasometer]

Meanwhile at the Supermarket Countdown aka Woollies

$6 bag of lettuce
$8.50 for 6 Bakery bread rolls