Fixture I peered into the future and I saw Carlton choking late in the game to GWS in the final round, finishing 9th yet again!

[Jazny]

Feel free to flogstramus this thread right now please mods. This will happen, it will be embarrassing, and Carlton will forever be known as the Ninth Blues.

Make sure you bookmark this thread! In case you are a Carlton fan and are praying that I don't have psychic powers, please refer to my prediction thread that Melbourne would go out of the finals in straight sets, when I made the prediction when they were 30 points ahead of Sydney and 11-1 and top of the ladder when I made that prediction. They went on to lose the game against Sydney, and they went out of the finals in straight sets.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[Sqotty from office works]

A Hahahahaha
A Hahahahaha.
1/Sh1t really?
2/How bad did it look?
3/Was Paddy Dow

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Paddy Dow

Age

25

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.0

3star

HB

7.1

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.9

4star

CL

2.6

4star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

3star

CL

0.0

1star

D

12.4

4star

K

5.8

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

2.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

playing?
4/Does Charlie still win the Coleman?
5/Is your sister still your "best friend "?
6/is Elvis there with you and what's he wearing

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[Feraligatr]

Feel free to flogstramus this thread right now please mods. This will happen, it will be embarrassing, and Carlton will forever be known as the Ninth Blues.

I hope and pray

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I hope and pray

There is a bigger chance of Trent transitioning like Dani Laidley on behalf of Brooke than that happening..

Actually now that I think about it, I think Trentina has already started FML ..

 

[Jazny]

A Hahahahaha
A Hahahahaha.
1/Sh1t really?
2/How bad did it look?
3/Was Paddy Dow playing?
4/Does Charlie still win the Coleman?
5/Is your sister still your "best friend "?
6/is Elvis there with you and what's he wearing

Please don't question my psychic powers! Just accept your club's fate.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Please don't question my psychic powers! Just accept your club's fate.

At this point we are all questioning your mental stability tbh

You probably believe Santa Claus, Pixies and Elves are real.

#concerning

 

[Feraligatr]

There is a bigger chance of Trent transitioning like Dani Laidley on behalf of Brooke than that happening..

Actually now that I think about it, I think Trentina has already started FML ..

Yeah maybe your right.

My ladder predictor has Carlton finishing 11th.

 

[Feraligatr]

6/is Elvis there with you and what's he wearing

You may laugh but I listened to a podcast about a woman who thought she had sex with Elvis' Ghost.

Obviously a completely sane and rational thing that happened.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Yeah maybe your right.

My ladder predictor has Carlton finishing 11th.

Would rather finish 11th than 9th (better draft pick)

But we won't lose another game this season.

And once we make finals, everyone here will see a whole new obnoxious and cocky Elmer you have never seen before



Be afraid. Be very afraid

 

[Footy Is The Win]

At this point we are all questioning your mental stability tbh

You probably believe Santa Claus, Pixies and Elves are real.

#concerning

Santa arrived early last year

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I listened to a podcast about a woman who thought she had sex with Elvis' Ghost.

That was Zackah.

I'm impressed you Mrs flagilator took time to listen to the whole podcast

 

[Feraligatr]

That was Zackah.

I'm impressed you Mrs flagilator took time to listen to the whole podcast

It was for science.

 

[Purple Suit]

Carlton or the Tigers finishing 9th, I really don't mind who it is.

 

[Jazny]

Carlton or the Tigers finishing 9th, I really don't mind who it is.

It is Carlton.

 

[zackah]

How badly does Elmer_Judd melt at this unfortunate turn of events and does he go full Cthulhu?

 

[V_23]

I also peered into the future and I saw Jazny posting multiple shit threads. You don’t have to be a clairvoyant to know that, though.

A few other tidbits I picked up with my clairvoyant ability:

• Blues to win a final
• Tasmania to lose their stadium and license
• Titanic to remain an overrated movie

 

[Jazny]

How badly does Elmer_Judd melt at this unfortunate turn of events and does he go full Cthulhu?

He is already melting quite a lot!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

4/Does Charlie still win the Coleman?

How many winning finals have your two Coleman medallists played in?

 

[FurTheWin]

You may laugh but I listened to a podcast about a woman who thought she had sex with Elvis' Ghost.

Obviously a completely sane and rational thing that happened.

Did he love her tender, or was she all shook up?

 

[Feraligatr]

Did he love her tender, or was she all shook up?

I think it was more of a burning love

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I think it was more of a burning love

Penicillin should help

 

[Triggering Tiger]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Also, he can’t spell