Vintage Bay IN: Paul Seedsman

[Yidaki]

That can't be right. Can you please go back and double check?

 

[Cyclops]

Seedsman has been sent to Iraq to settle the ISIS business, he gets there tomorrow and with one raking drop punt he will impregnate every single one of the terrorists (who will have been rendered female by the pheromone release of his sweeping thighs) and they will shuffle back to Damascus to attend birthing classes and moan into their chai while wearing tracky pants.

It has been suggested he will then establish a human presence on Mars, although the proposed methodology defies belief and Australian obscenity laws.

 

[Good_Old]

The tanking's begun.

 

[craffles]

Jesse White 100 games. Wow

 

[Shawt]

Ouch! He's been omitted. Fair to say he hasn't been at his best since he single-handedly tore Essendon a new one.

Shawt thoughts?

Sadly, the lad was way down on pressure acts last week, and that inexcusable from a powerhouse genetic specimen.

That hurt to type.

Regardless, sack Bucks.

 

[DuckToaster]

The seed does not play against minnow afl franchise clubs like gws, He is a big game player. Those young kids are not ready to feel the presence of true greatness.

 

[Chasing 17]

2014 Seedsman > 2015 Seedsman.

 

[vjknight]

The seed does not play against minnow afl franchise clubs like gws, He is a big game player. Those young kids are not ready to feel the presence of true greatness.

you cant submit those young kids to seedsman..........their nipples will go hard

 

[craffles]

Out: Grundy

In: DickSeeds

 

[Norwegian Blue]

2014 Seedsman > 2015 Seedsman.

GTFO.

 

[beez]

 

[Chief Ten Beers]

The greatest passage of play in the past, present and future of the game.

 

[Chasing 17]

Paul Seedsman (Omitted)

Soon to be de-listed.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Wow should be out for 10 weeks for aggressive conduct against Alex Pearce Jazny

 

[Smeg Head]

Jesse White 100 games. Wow

All I can say is A Rocca look out!

 

[Jazny]

Wow should be out for 10 weeks for aggressive conduct against Alex Pearce Jazny

Jealous of Pearce's ability to play AFL!

 

[Raveneyes]

Paul Seedsman (Omitted)

Soon to be de-listed.

Keep this on the down-low, but (omitted) was given instead of the real reason (fighting ISIS in Iraq).

The Seed is in demand world-wide, so unfortunately we have to share the great man.

Wow should be out for 10 weeks for aggressive conduct against Alex Pearce Jazny

Jealous of Pearce's ability to play AFL!

Pearce off.

Pearce off after that bump. Was that his first game? Never heard of him. I'll bet he's heard of the Seed now.

 

[Art Corvelay]

Paul Seedsman (Omitted)

Soon to be de-listed.

Trade him while he still has value

/Collingwood board.

 

[DuckToaster]

Paul Seedsman (Omitted)

Soon to be de-listed.

Be honest, Seed would never be delisted, your mob would jump on him faster than Micky jumped on Dale. He'd be traded. Seeds omitted only because the club forgot to wash his jumper and the seed does not play night games in short sleeves. Either way, time for Moore.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Pearce off.

Pearce off after that bump. Was that his first game? Never heard of him. I'll bet he's heard of the Seed now.

Peppy told him to do a barrel roll.

 

[Black Flag]

yep. hit em when they're not looking, it's the way to go.

 

[Black Flag]

Keep this on the down-low, but (omitted) was given instead of the real reason (fighting ISIS in Iraq).

sup asio.

 

[beez]

I thought it was quite magnanimous of Collingwood to withdraw their best looking player after the withdrawal of Hawthorn's best looking player in Roughead. Bit of respect between two great sides

 

[Raveneyes]

sup asio.

Hey it's BF my old sparring partner! How's life in the land of the rising sun?

 

[Raveneyes]

Be honest, Seed would never be delisted, your mob would jump on him faster than Micky jumped on Dale. He'd be traded. Seeds omitted only because the club forgot to wash his jumper and the seed does not play night games in short sleeves. Either way, time for Moore.

Gold.