Injury Report - Season 2024

[Groupie_]

I believe the problem is that Louie is super dense.
So dense in fact that his gravitational force effects space and time around him so that 6 weeks actually takes 12 months to pass for those that are able to stay a safe distance from him.
To prove my theory look at Gibcus, nothing changed last year while he was near Louie, send him to Qatar, far enough away from his gravitational distortions and he started to make progress in his recovery.

if louie is there again next year im gonna do the melt to end all melts on here

 

[Meteoric Rise]

if louie is there again next year im gonna do the melt to end all melts on here

Wouldn't it be good if Luke MeehanbobbyMcGhie regains his confidence and goes on to become the best High Performance Manager in history?

 

[Groupie_]

Wouldn't it be good if Luke MeehanbobbyMcGhie regains his confidence and goes on to become the best High Performance Manager in history?

im convinced hes your nephew or someshite

 

[Karp3_dm]

Is Grimes alive?

 

[Groupie_]

Is Grimes alive?

hes in louies basement

 

[Karp3_dm]

hes in louies basement

Milking the camels

 

[Groupie_]

Milking the camels

have u tried camels milk yet ?

 

[partycorolla]

Effectively season ending. Stress fractures are pretty much all like that. Smith's was the same last year.

Especially when there is a guy who doesn't know how to treat them. So when it was reported as 6-8 back in April, why was it not 12-14? Either club lied then or Meehan is incompetent... or could both be true?

 

[Karp3_dm]

have u tried camels milk yet ?

Na I havent
Heard good things tho
Hump meat is a delicacy too, meant to be incredible

 

[archer the tiger]

Pretty sure it was 6 - 8 when it first happened

Maybe it was 68 & he’s come back quicker than expected!

 

[Groupie_]

Na I havent
Heard good things tho
Hump meat is a delicacy too, meant to be incredible

I bet the chinese liquour shop has it

 

[No_LeFt_FoOt]

The Standard Yze line for every injury in 2024 is…

"We'll wrap our arms around him and help him through it."

 

[Groupie_]

The Standard Yze line for every injury in 2024 is…

"We'll wrap our arms around him and help him through it."

cringey as

 

[Groupie_]

did west coast change their fitness bloke sfter last years injury problems?

 

[tiger_tough]

did west coast change their fitness bloke sfter last years injury problems?

Yeah. They had an ex Richmond bloke warren kofoed until this year.

 

[Groupie_]

Yeah. They had an ex Richmond bloke warren kofoed until this year.

and yet we still have louie

 

[tiger_tough]

and yet we still have louie

For now. Richo raves about Kofoed.

 

[Groupie_]

For now. Richo raves about Kofoed.

we are going to have louie again next year

 

[fargothegreat]

The Standard Yze line for every injury in 2024 is…

"We'll wrap our arms around him and help him through it."

Need to hire Conca to give them all cuddles

 

[Groupie_]

we should just end the seasons of big sexy , tarranro and dusty ensure they play an extra year in their careers

could be the difference between winning a flag or not

 

[Dr Tigris]

We surely will do a thorough review of the fitness area.

Or maybe just buy more duct tape and string.

Same end effect really.

 

[Football Tragic]

Shai Bolton, concussion (1 week)

Tim Taranto, wrist (1-2 weeks)

Tom Lynch, hamstring (2-3 weeks)

Jacob Hopper, hamstring (3-4 weeks)

Here are the short term injuries (I've removed everyone beyond 6 weeks).

I am expecting Bolton and Taranto to return for Dusty's 300th Game. I'd even give Lynch and Hopper a small chance of joining them. That would make a significant difference to our chances moving into the rest of the season, especially with Lynch returning.

I'd love to see us win a few more games but I'm torn with risking them and winning meaningless games on the back of the effort of our older players. I'd rather win games with our young players bursting on the scene.

It'll be interesting how cautious the fitness team are, given our current injury record and win/loss tally.

 

[SunshineBoy]

Especially when there is a guy who doesn't know how to treat them. So when it was reported as 6-8 back in April, why was it not 12-14? Either club lied then or Meehan is incompetent... or could both be true?

POTY

 

[SunshineBoy]

We surely will do a thorough review of the fitness area.

Or maybe just buy more duct tape and string.

Same end effect really.

 

[SunshineBoy]