It's BAU at Carlton again: blokes on the piss...

[db swannie]

If the midget's midget Bolton thinks he's going to change the culture at Carlton, he better think again:

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-12-10/smith-forced-to-apologise-to-blues-after-drunken-incident

I think Carlton risks sinking into oblivion even further next season, if this sort of behaviour is any indication of what's going down at Visy Park.

Bolton said the club was "united in going forward". Going forward to the pub more like it...

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I'll be on the grog myself if l had to play for da blooze.

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

Wonder if the altercation was with another 'good bloke' outside Chapel St KFC over a family feast. He's a big boy...

 

[db swannie]

Wonder if the altercation was with another 'good bloke' outside Chapel St KFC over a family feast. He's a big boy...

And like the Redgum song goes...

He was only 19...

He'll be the size of Lance Withnall by round one next year. And about as mobile...

 

[_Cayz_]

Must have been hanging around gutlop.

 

[royals1922]

If the midget's midget Bolton thinks he's going to change the culture at Carlton, he better think again:

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-12-10/smith-forced-to-apologise-to-blues-after-drunken-incident

I think Carlton risks sinking into oblivion even further next season, if this sort of behaviour is any indication of what's going down at Visy Park.

Bolton said the club was "united in going forward". Going forward to the pub more like it...

Where was Chris Judd to guide him*


*handcuff him to a rail and feed him piss.

 

[GWBogan]

Must be all that turtle meat.

inb4racist

 

[si tacuisses]

Bolton said the club was "united in going forward".

They're united, alright. But "forward" isn't the direction they're all travelling together...

 

[BoltonsBoys]

If the midget's midget Bolton thinks he's going to change the culture at Carlton, he better think again:

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-12-10/smith-forced-to-apologise-to-blues-after-drunken-incident

I think Carlton risks sinking into oblivion even further next season, if this sort of behaviour is any indication of what's going down at Visy Park.

Bolton said the club was "united in going forward". Going forward to the pub more like it...

db goose mate, we're building a good team culture.

The Sydney Gooses are on the way down the ladder due to their mercenaries mate.

We're laughing at your relocated club already mate.

 

[GWBogan]

Carlton United Brewery more like it.

*boom tish*

 

[NetworkNerd]

db goose mate, we're building a good team culture.

The Sydney Gooses are on the way down the ladder due to their mercenaries mate.

We're laughing at your relocated club already mate.

How many years until they wave hi to Carlton on the way down.

I'm tipping 4 years

 

[BoltonsBoys]

How many years until they wave hi to Carlton on the way down.

I'm tipping 4 years

NetworkNerd mate, I think the Duddy Shanklin contract is going to haunt them financially.

Gooses is such as appropriate name for their administration mate.

 

[Tiger2709]

NetworkNerd mate, I think the Duddy Shanklin contract is going to haunt them financially.

Gooses is such as appropriate name for their administration mate.

Sort of like the Judd contract did to Carlton?

 

[A Cut Above]

If the midget's midget Bolton thinks he's going to change the culture at Carlton, he better think again:

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-12-10/smith-forced-to-apologise-to-blues-after-drunken-incident

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down booze
Drinking because you know you will lose
What are you at getting terribly drunk?
Snip! Off the list you smart arse lil' punk

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you are tanking, you will go far
You will live without a win too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do!

 

[Bodicifer]

Was he caught by the Blooze Bus? Get it, Blooze Bus, get it?!

 

[db swannie]

db goose mate, we're building a good team culture.

The Sydney Gooses are on the way down the ladder due to their mercenaries mate.

We're laughing at your relocated club already mate.

No worries mate, the culture you're building looks awesome, mate. Beers and hams all round mate!

 

[Sugar2Sideshow]

Threaten to hit someone, "12 MONTH BAN!". Actually hit someone, "crickets...."

 

[Beats28772]

You wouldn't see such a undisciplined fatty at my great club, that's for sure.

 

[T2B_]

We had to catch up on the Off-Season Ladder somehow.

 

[db swannie]

How many years until they wave hi to Carlton on the way down.

I'm tipping 4 years

#iveheardthatbefore

 

[db swannie]

You wouldn't see such a undisciplined fatty at my great club, that's for sure.

Well Motlop's gone now isn't he?

 

[Silvagnis]

No worries mate, the culture you're building looks awesome, mate. Beers and hams all round mate!

Grog and poker nights beats a COLA zone that breeds whiny tossers like Goodes.

 

[db swannie]

Grog and poker nights beats a COLA zone that breeds whiny tossers like Goodes.

Get a Bertochhi Ham up you, you cellar-dwelling, brown paper bag cheating flog.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

I think the issue is, the media is always reporting that these blokes are from broken homes and always had a hard upbringing, seems to be the required spin for all these stories involving the young aboriginal boys...Unlike good bloke hodgy and his fans saying we have all done it (drink and drive so we should pull our heads in) but yeah this is something I am sure we have all done - maybe not lose the fight - so thats embarrassing enough lol.

But no, poor thread ruined with unnecessary anger swearing - that shows carlton piss you off - and that makes me smile. He will cop his punishment in the media.

 

[db swannie]

I think the issue is, the media is always reporting that these blokes are from broken homes and always had a hard upbringing, seems to be the required spin for all these stories involving the young aboriginal boys...Unlike good bloke hodgy and his fans saying we have all done it (drink and drive so we should pull our heads in) but yeah this is something I am sure we have all done - maybe not lose the fight - so thats embarrassing enough lol.

But no, poor thread ruined with unnecessary anger swearing - that shows carlton piss you off - and that makes me smile. He will cop his punishment in the media.

Media didn't say anything about broken homes from what I could see.

Story is more interesting from a club perspective. Seems that the bad old days of Robbo and Jeffy and Fev etc are not quite behind you just yet, no matter what the midget says.

Lost the fight? Maybe he copped a chopstick in the face?