Toast Jack Redden - Retired 2022. Thank you Red Dog

[Biggie]

Flag hero calls time

A selfless Eagle and critical member of West Coast's 2018 premiership team has decided to call time on his decorated career

www.westcoasteagles.com.au

 

[Bluke]

I have a girl friend.

 

[Quinz]

$20 in the back streets of Koondoola will get you a blowjob*...


* a friend told me

He's overcharging you.

 

[LordHaart]

So about that Jack Redden fellow...

... what carat car does he drive?

 

[Max zero]

Just like Miranda Kerr

From what I have heard looks is about all she has got.

Very pretty stupid girl.

 

[2006_Eagles]

I have a girl friend.

Is she seeing anyone?

 

[Woobla Stainz]

$20 in the back streets of Koondoola will get you a blowjob*...


* a friend told me

Gotta be careful of those ones, a guy at work paid $20 for a bj paid upfront and while his pants were around his ankles she took his wallet out of his back pocket.

Ended up costing him about $800 the most expensive bj he ever had

In b4 "friend from work" haha

 

[Keys]

Is she seeing anyone?

Random blukes in the back streets of Koondoola

 

[2006_Eagles]

Random blukes in the back streets of Koondoola

hawt

 

[DanWCE]

Gotta be careful of those ones, a guy at work paid $20 for a bj paid upfront and while his pants were around his ankles she took his wallet out of his back pocket.

Ended up costing him about $800 the most expensive bj he ever had

In b4 "friend from work" haha

Hahahah!!! Who carries $800 in cash in their wallet but also pays $20 for a BJ? Sorry it seems like 2 different type of people to me.

Also, thread is now way better than the trading in of Redden. We should escalate this with a WAG watch thread....

 

[RookiePick]

Hahahah!!! Who carries $800 in cash in their wallet but also pays $20 for a BJ? Sorry it seems like 2 different type of people to me.

Also, thread is now way better than the trading in of Redden. We should escalate this with a WAG watch thread....

A bloke who has just given 20 $40 BJ's?

 

[DanWCE]

A bloke who has just given 20 $40 BJ's?

Quite possibly! You'd think with that sort of market expertise he wouldnt be made a fool.

Thats like a car salesperson buying a written off chop shop vehicle..

 

[Woobla Stainz]

Hahahah!!! Who carries $800 in cash in their wallet but also pays $20 for a BJ? Sorry it seems like 2 different type of people to me.

Also, thread is now way better than the trading in of Redden. We should escalate this with a WAG watch thread....

Mid 40s works away always at the pub/tab
Dont think he actually went out looking for it, was just offered it and thought why not bargains a bargain lol

 

[Dark Sharks]

Redden could be able to lift our clearance numbers up and.... oh **** it, i lift 45 a day.

 

[Bluke]

I do 45 biceps curls per day.

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

I give 45 minute blowies for cubic zirconias.

 

[Stereophonic]

what is a BJ? 2 days into trade week and chill and now we are recruiting Goddard..

 

[2006_Eagles]

what is a BJ? 2 days into trade week and chill and now we are recruiting Goddard..

 

[SpaceClef]

What a gem of a thread

 

[2006_Eagles]

What a gem of a thread

You should read the Harley Bennell thread in rumours.

 

[SpaceClef]

You should read the Harley Bennell thread in rumours.

I was just trying to make a diamond reference tbh.


Anyone think Jack Redden will play Rnd 1 or will he need to force his wait into the team?

 

[Stereophonic]

I was just trying to make a diamond reference tbh.


Anyone think Jack Redden will play Rnd 1 or will he need to force his wait into the team?

Not sure if I want to answer this and derail the thread

Definite starter for mine. Masten to be looking over his shoulder all year is a perfect scenario.

 

[Jack_the_Ninja]

Not sure if I want to answer this and derail the thread

Definite starter for mine. Masten to be looking over his shoulder all year is a perfect scenario.

Masten's days should be numbered by rights, to challenge for a flag you can't have turn over merchants everywhere.

 

[Mickey Rae]

Am I to assume from the last couple of pages that some part of the payment structure we have made with Jack includes diamonds and/or fellatio? If so, does this get captured within the salary cap? Will he become known as the Jack of Diamonds?

 

[SpaceClef]

Not sure if I want to answer this and derail the thread

Definite starter for mine. Masten to be looking over his shoulder all year is a perfect scenario.

What does it mean for Yeo and midfield time? Hopefully he doesn't get pushed back into defence

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Seriously hope Jack reads BF and stumbles upon this thread.

It's all downhill from here Reddo.