Think Tank Jazny's top 7 worst trades of 2019 - THREAD WILL BE UPDATED!

[Jazny]

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4. Adelaide trade away the 32nd best player in the competition according to champion data for NOTHING this year and a 3rd and 4th round next year! Oh dear Camrys.
3. "2x1sts & 2x2nds for a former WAFL player. WCE spewing" - STPer18.
2. Hawthorn gets robbed of four time premiership and all australian half back Birchall to Brisbane and gets nothing! GOOD DAY, SIR!
1. Eddie Betts tell Adelaide to GAGFlipped and Carlton's list management team tells them to GET FLIPPED again and gives them nothing in return!

 

[STPer18]

2x1sts & 2x2nds for a former WAFL player. WCE spewing.

 

[FISTO]

Has there been 7 trades?

 

[crazywildhorse]

Has there been 7 trades?

Only one of those was even a trade

 

[DanWA]

2x1sts & 2x2nds for a former WAFL player. WCE spewing.

No one is spewing until we see what the lottery delivers

Until then, we took your best midfielder for lottery tickets

 

[Bodicifer]

Note to self...never trade with Jizzny...could end up buying shit I don't want

 

[Good_Old]

What should I order from Uber eats?

 

[Off Tap]

No one is spewing until we see what the lottery delivers

Until then, we took your best midfielder for lottery tickets

And not to mention slammed their premiership window closed for another 5 - 7 years at least.

If they are lucky.

 

[Jazny]

This thread is going very very well so far.

 

[FISTO]

This thread is going very very well so far.

I for one am shocked that it isn't stickied.

 

[Xtreme]

Eddie Betts will be lucky to kick a bag of goals against the GCS. He's finished as a footballer.

He might still do well at being drunk Fevola 2.0 at the brownlow. He was wasted at the 2019 event.

 

[FurTheWin]

Eddie Betts will be lucky to kick a bag of goals against the GCS. He's finished as a footballer.

He might still do well at being drunk Fevola 2.0 at the brownlow. He was wasted at the 2019 event.

Hey Ralph, Clarko was supposed to have some pretty grand trading plans
It's not just gonna be Frost is it?

 

[Starburns_]

Can we put St Kilda's non-trades in here? They've been crying "destination club" yet haven't landed any fish and will likely just lose Jack Steven.

What should I order from Uber eats?

Arnott's Assorted Creams...

 

[Xtreme]

It's not just gonna be Frost is it?

Chris Scott's master plan, get rid of their best player over the last 2 seasons and replace him with a bunch of no hopers

Seems like a good idea to keep Geewrong on the wrong end of the ladder for the next 10 years

GO CATTERSS

 

[Laphroaig]

Hey Ralph, Clarko was supposed to have some pretty grand trading plans
It's not just gonna be Frost is it?

There's still a chance they might land GWS' (used to be) third best tall forward, who in addition to failing to develop in any way is now also too frightened to step onto a football field.

The Maverick of the football world.

And next year Clarko is going all in for Goose.

 

[STPer18]

Taking Saints best player for a used packet of chips will feature strongly. Lethlean set to join Vozzo on Wellsy list of victims.

 

[Trouto]

Taking Saints best player for a used packet of chips will feature strongly. Lethlean set to join Vozzo on Wellsy list of victims.

Hey, this is the first post from STPer18 in weeks that doesnt involve the Kelly to Eagles trade!
Good to see the pain is finally easing up, its hard to see people suffer so much.

 

[STPer18]

I'm hearing Zac Smith off to the Gold Coast for pick 58, then we're sending that to the Saints for Stuv. They'll also be paying half of his 800k wage. Thanks for playing Saints, you just got Wells'd. Vozzo and Lethlean curled up in the corner, onto the next target.

 

[STPer18]

Also add Cochrane to the list, pick 58 for an out of contract Smith, get shat on. You've been Wells'd.

 

[STPer18]

Cats crack open deal to land wantaway Saint

St Kilda star Jack Steven looks set to get his wish and join Geelong

www.afl.com.au

GEELONG has cracked open the deal to land Jack Steven at GMHBA Stadium for 2020.

AFL.com.au understands the Cats will receive pick No.58 from Gold Coast for ruckman Zac Smith to return to his original club.

The Saints are expected to pay a portion of Steven's wage as a Geelong footballer for 2020.

 

[Jazny]

Oh dear North Melbourne just embarrassed Melbourne by taking all their draft picks!

 

[FISTO]

Dees just got themselves a 1 way ticket to top spot on this list I think

 

[Jazny]

OMG Gold Coast just destroyed the horrible Camry Crows by getting the 32nd best player in the AFL according to champion data and only giving up a future 3rd and 4th round pick. Maybe the Camrys will fold before Gold Coast

 

[JustaBattler]

Essendon win the trade period every year - just ask that deodorant bloke or whatever his name is.

 

[Thrawn]

Essendon win the trade period every year - just ask that deodorant bloke or whatever his name is.

Where's that gif of him giving off that Good Will Hunting vibe, with all those equations?