Player Watch Jordan De Goey

[Collingwoodity]

While we’re at it should we be asking Jenny Morrison?

Maybe we should ask Caitlin Jenner or Ms Laidley too.

 

[Vicky Park]

I saw Ash Johnson today at Luna Park. He was wearing shorts. He was wearing short pants.

Let’s crucify him for not being careful in the middle of winter.

I’m pretty sure his contract prevents him from going on the Big Dipper. I hope the media don’t get hold of any footage.

 

[MyManLynch]

I’ve done my bit. I’ve gathered the evidence. It’s up to others to decide what to do with the ‘arm’.

I’ve already contacted CSI…they’re onto it.

 

[MyManLynch]

I’m pretty sure his contract prevents him from going on the Big Dipper. I hope the media don’t get hold of any footage.

Especially if it’s no hands…

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Just writing to ‘Dancing with the Stars’ to recommend a contestant

 

[Vicky Park]

I stayed out at a bar until 3am this morning. No compromising photos but I feel that a crucifixion would have caused me less pain.


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That would explain why you’ve been MIA today.

 

[Collingwoodity]

Now he's making statements without consulting the club first. This just gets better. It appears JDG is dumber than the people who are trying to justify what he did. This is good, by the end of the year we should be able to sign him for 550k or hope someone is stupid enough to offer him more

Heading down the Dayne Beams track. Get a good price this year or a premiership in the next 3-4 years and then he will be selling his paintings online.

 

[Markfs]

Your medication is lube?

like remy, i deal only with natural products..

 

[jmac70]

Heading down the Dayne Beams track. Get a good price this year or a premiership in the next 3-4 years and then he will be selling his paintings online.

Crappy post.

 

[Collingwoodity]

Is it to late for De Goey to play the mental health card?

Lol.

It’s a hard one because everyones mental health lulls at some point but some are worse than others.

When someone uses it as a reason for embarrassing behaviour it can be interpreted as demeaning people with more serious prolonged mental health issues.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

So far it doesn't seem like he's done anything particularly out of line but I'm not sure he's done himself any favours. If people go for a job interview, odds are, they're gonna make an effort with their appearance and behaviour. Not because they're like that every day but cos they're trying to convince the person handing out contracts that they're a good investment and can take s#!t seriously. I feel like for someone with his recent adventures, going to Bali nightclubs (or anywhere with a rowdy reputation) in the middle of the season when he's hoping for a good contract is kinda like turning up to a job interview stoned and wearing a C U in the NT T-shirt.
That being said, I do question the pearl clutching outrage thats going around.

Poor use of analogy, metaphor, and alliteration

Edgy spelling and C-bombing do not raise the standard

Hugs xx

 

[Scodog10]

Maybe we should ask Caitlin Jenner or Ms Laidley too.

I’m not sure exactly what two trans women have to do with my post? I’m genuinely curious because I think it’s gone over my head.

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

I’m pretty sure his contract prevents him from going on the Big Dipper. I hope the media don’t get hold of any footage.

The Big Dipper hasn't operated for about 40 years or more. The scenic railway still operates, but I am not sure it runs in winter.

 

[sideswipe]

You’re too old for that s**t.

Even in your 50s, the body is still wicked and must be punished.


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[MyManLynch]

How do they know it was tequilla? WTFFFFFFF.

Absolute trash journalism.

 

[Collingwoodity]

Crappy post.

Really? For offering an alternate opinion. He seems to be going shooting even faster down that path than Dayne did. More of these issues than Dayne had at his age. When he starts getting older he can of course do differently but it doesn’t seem likely.

Btw this incident is a non-issue but it’s the accumulation of issues/non-issues that draws the eye and ire of some.

 

[VinnieB]

Just thinking about all the kiddies who have been traumatised by this Insta Filth

They can no longer rely upon AFL Role Models to guide them to adulthood

Once The Socialists abolish family trusts, I don’t see any point in being a parent

i reckon they would have smuggled their phones into the bathroom.

 

[mumblingpie]

Can only imagine how exciting a Nick Riewoldt bender must be

 

[manicpie]

He doesn’t have to consult the club before defending himself.

Yes he does, this isn't country footy

 

[jmac70]

Really? For offering an alternate opinion. He seems to be going shooting even faster down that path than Dayne did. More of these issues than Dayne had at his age. When he starts getting older he can of course do differently but it doesn’t seem likely.

Btw this incident is a non-issue but it’s the accumulation of issues/non-issues that draws the eye and ire of some.

Beams had a gambling addiction. Not seeing that with De Goey.

 

[Collingwoodity]

I’m not sure exactly what two trans women have to do with my post? I’m genuinely curious because I think it’s gone over my head.

Oh. It’s just that if all women’s opinions are being sought why not them also.

 

[jmac70]

Yes he does, this isn't country footy

No, he doesn’t.
He has not done anything wrong.

 

[Sassermon]

Poor use of analogy, metaphor, and alliteration

Edgy spelling and C-bombing do not raise the standard

Hugs xx

Well I wasn't exactly attempting a thesis but thanks for the critique. Also not C bombing, I was referencing a particularly brilliant piece of Aussie fashion.

 

[manicpie]

Golly Gosh he’s posting on Instagram without consulting the club?!?! Halt the presses!

Methinks you’ve just outed yourself as a Herald Sun staff writer. Why’d it take three of you to write that last article?

Nah, I'm stupid like you and get my info from social media

 

[MyManLynch]

Gotta stop giving these absolute campaigners the time of day, they are the scum of the earth, down there with car sales people, dodgy mechanics, parking officers and lawyers.

& Carlton supporters