**** Josh Schache is bad.

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So Schache’s contribution was to take a bigger dive than Sonny Liston, con the umpire and kick a cheap goal.

So we can add con-artist to his questionable list of footy skills…but we already knew that given he’s conned his way onto two AFL lists.

Thanks for validating my factual opinion.👍
 
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So Schache’s contribution was to take a bigger dive than Sonny Liston, con the umpire and kick a cheap goal.
Yep. He's a taller Jack Billings.

Fortunately some club will give us a 3 rounder for him and we'll move on. English replaced him next week and we have a first round draft pick to overtake him soon enough
 
I said to a mate last night "**** me, is he still on the list?".

Genuinely had no idea he still was.

The Dogs should call the fraud squad, that money doesn't belong to him.
 

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He's a tall that's been labelled a forward. Expect to see him on Collingwood's list next year.
We'll offer $3 towards his contract, just for giggles.
 
Steaming turd of a player.

Has no discernible footballing ability whatsoever.

Delist.
1. Agreed.
2. He is a reliable set shot kick, but his ability to get the ball usually prevents him from demonstrating this.
3. Agreed. Hope he just played his last senior game for us.

I don't think he has ever tried to use his body to initiate contact with another body on the AFL field. He can't have spent multiple years in two different club environments and not have had at least one coach mention this issue. But here we are today and he still has NFI.
 
1. Agreed.
2. He is a reliable set shot kick, but his ability to get the ball usually prevents him from demonstrating this.
3. Agreed. Hope he just played his last senior game for us.

I don't think he has ever tried to use his body to initiate contact with another body on the AFL field. He can't have spent multiple years in two different club environments and not have had at least one coach mention this issue. But here we are today and he still has NFI.

Seems like he's scared of physical contact.

Not good if you're a footballer. Or if you are trying to maintain any sort of 'intimate' relationship with another human being.
 
Seems like he's scared of physical contact.

Not good if you're a footballer. Or if you are trying to maintain any sort of 'intimate' relationship with another human being.
Not good is a massive understatement.

I can see why a junior talent scout would have rated him highly, but at that level the body contact from defenders just isn't the same as in the AFL. Hopefully Norf will take him and throw us a decent draft pick, I mean they picked up Lachie Young and Tom Campbell and slotted them straight into their 22 FFS.
 
He’s actually worse than I thought.

The shittest of the sh*t. Worst player I have ever seen.
They did recruit Tim O'Brien as he is a better option than Schache
 

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