Meltdown Kardinia Park Globetrotters vs Brown Paper Bag Generals

[catscratchfever]

It's a battle royale between The Greatest Team Of All against The Most Corrupt Club In The Entire History Of World Sport.

Will the forces of good overcome the faeces of evil or is a dark blue stench about to descend over the MCG?

For the sake of the footy world, it's up to Geelong to vanquish this foul-smelling, money-laundering filth on the field of battle.

Are you with us or have you sold your soul to the Devil?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Ruh oh, don't you know it's not allowed to start a game day Fred the day before the game?

It’s not even Saturday yet d/h!

Somehow a worse and more desperate attempt than Triggered Flog and FITWIT put out. Normally they'd be up at 3am the morning of, but never a day early

You started a gameday fred at 10pm the day before

Also it's usual to list the Home team first... I assume GeeLOL are Away since it's not being played at KP


2020 GF losers vs Haven't played a GF for more than 20 years. Will LOL whatever the result

 

[FISTO]

Ruh oh, don't you know it's not allowed to start a game day Fred the day before the game?







Also it's usual to list the Home team first... I assume GeeLOL are Away since it's not being played at KP


2020 GF losers vs Haven't played a GF for more than 20 years. Will LOL whatever the result

It was after midnight in the only Timezone that matters, therefore you’re now somehow a bigger a d/h

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It was Friday night… and you know he only did it to avoid me starting another one for you

/mic drop

 

[zackah]

It was Friday night… and you know he only did it to avoid me starting another one for you

/mic drop

It was Saturday morning, please learn how to read time.

Why do you continually fail at life?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Carlton will be top 4 , so today's result irrelevant.

Bluebaggers by 3

 

[AvantGardener]

Globetrotters that dont even leave some small country hick town. That will do me.

 

[Feraligatr]

Cats by 80

 

[NetworkNerd]

Grand final preview!

 

[STPer18]

It's crazy that it's always left to Geelong to put these upstart teams back in their place and save football. Can't we just rebuild in peace?

No Stewart? No problems. It's a Darty Party.

 

[FISTO]

It was Friday night… and you know he only did it to avoid me starting another one for you

/mic drop

12:01 is Saturday. You used to have such a hard on for semantics.

Fair suck on the sav! It’s okay to admit you’re wrong !

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Nice to see the wise heads at alphabet stadium are making great use of their extended capacity, still not big enough to house any real football teams I see

I’m on Porkins watch, if Kemp or Young get caught out with the hippo in the square he will gobble them up on his way to kicking 10

 

[NetworkNerd]

It's crazy that it's always left to Geelong to put these upstart teams back in their place and save football. Can't we just rebuild in peace?

No Stewart? No problems. It's a Darty Party.

Just a reminder the home game is at the MCG not GMHBA so make sure you leave home early

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Also it's usual to list the Home team first... I assume GeeLOL are Away since it's not being played at KP

I am triggered by this

 

[catscratchfever]

Colonwobble fans who can’t tell the time won’t be able to stop the Geelong Globetrotters juggernaut.

The Greatest Team Of All by 28 points.

 

[AvantGardener]

What time does the game start?

*only answer if you can tell the time

 

[Worm4]

I feel like some dim sims.
Blues to turn the pussies into cat coffins. Yummo

 

[Tandy]

If we were playing at the pussy park cheat ground we'd be a shoe in today. Should be a good game. Looking forward to it

 

[AvantGardener]

I have genuine concerns for Kolodjashnij and Jack Henry

38

Jack Henry

Age

26

Ht

192cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.3

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

142.6

2star

D

8.6

2star

K

6.7

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.1

3star

MG

142.6

3star

D

9.6

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

2.6

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.0

4star

today. This could be a career ending day.

 

[catscratchfever]

Wrongway Mackay won't hit the side of a barn. His yips at the G today will make his 2023 efforts look like Deadeye Dick.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

It was Saturday morning, please learn how to read time.

Why do you continually fail at life?

He was born with fat Kransky fingers that's why.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I have genuine concerns for Kolodjashnij and Jack Henry today. This could be a career ending day.

Will they get less than their 4 possies season average this game you reckon?

 

[AvantGardener]

Will they get less than their 4 possies season average this game you reckon?

Big chance they will get more goals kicked on them than they have possies

 

[catscratchfever]

Big chance they will get more goals kicked on them than they have possies

Yep, agreed. Jack and Kolo will kick a bag running off these 2 Blooz lummoxes. PBs coming up for both Geelong boys.

 

[AvantGardener]

Yep, agreed. Jack and Kolo will kick a bag running off these 2 Blooz lummoxes. PBs coming up for both Geelong boys.

Both will equal their season high goals