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I only wish Moeen would apologise for his international career. I personally find that more offensive. LOL



England batting star Jonny Bairstow has pointed the finger at Australia’s on-field behaviour during the Ashes, declaring his controversial Lord’s dismissal could “tarnish people’s enjoyment of the game” if it was mirrored at lower levels.

In extracts from a new book about England and the Ashes series called Bazball published in the Telegraph in England, Bairstow called out several catches claimed by the Australians and backed his captain Ben Stokes’ view that his stumping by Alex Carey was not in the spirit of the game.

Despite England greats including former captains Michael Atherton and Eoin Morgan putting the blame on Bairstow for wandering out of his pitch as Carey threw down the stumps, Bairstow was adamant the Australians were in the wrong.

“If you’re starting out of your crease, you’re trying to gain an advantage. If you start in your crease, and not trying to take a run, and you finish in your crease … That’s the bit – if you try to gain an advantage, then it’s fair game. But if you’re starting in your crease, you’ve ducked, tap, tap, scratched. I’ve even dragged my bat, looked up, and then gone,” he said in the extracts.

“I’ve never seen it happen from someone starting in their crease. I don’t think you want that filtering down into kids’ cricket. Look at the Mankads and everything like that. You want young kids to be out there batting and having fun, not thinking about whether the fielders might do this or that.

“It might tarnish people’s enjoyment of the game that we’re trying to get kids into. You want to be out there batting and bowling, rather than thinking about the 11 different ways you can get someone out.”

Bairstow’s teammate, Moeen Ali, went even further and said Australian captain Pat Cummins “missed” a chance to reset his team’s reputation in the wake of the sandpaper scandal in South Africa in 2018.

“I thought, ‘Oh my god, this is going to kick off now – Bluey (Bairstow) is fuming here’,” Moeen said.

“My view was it was out, obviously. I just thought it was a great opportunity for Pat Cummins to put to bed a lot of the things that have happened previously.

“Not just put to bed but take away that label they have had for a while with ‘Sandpapergate’.

“Firstly, if I was captain, I would hate to win a game like that. And secondly, a great opportunity missed for Australia.”

Bairstow pointed to Steve Smith’s catch of Joe Root in the first innings at Lord’s and also another instance where he claimed Marnus Labuschagne appealed for a catch that did not carry.

Bairstow was adamant he had “moved on” from the dismissal that caused ugly scenes in the members at Lord’s, with Australian players heckled and abused as they left the field.
 

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Will they carry on about that run out? Losers.

No these things only real blow up big when we are involved any other side it would have been well bairstow is a halfwit lets all move on and hope he learns from it.

Its just legacy of past aussie teams other sides know they can just fling enough shit at us and some will still stick.
 
Stuart Broad has done an interview with former Crystal Palace FC owner Simon Jordan on Jordan's ''Up Front With Simon Jordan'' YouTube channel. There is a bit devoted to the Bairstow stumping at Lord's.

Broad described Bairstow as ''snorting like a raging bull'' when he walked back into the pavilion after Alex Carey stumped him at Lord's. As the two were near one another at the non striker's end, Broad said he called Cummins an 'absolute disgrace'. Cummins simply said to Broad 'oh yeah, you're hardly an up keeper of the spirit of cricket'. Broad then revealed he looked at the Aussies fielding close in and sang the ''same old Aussies, always cheating'' song at them.

To top it off, Broad didn't even think Bairstow should have been give out, citing the square leg umpire starting to move into position for the next over.

Had Bairstow succeeded in stumping Marnus on day 1 of the Lord's test, many of us would have had no sympathy for Marnus, just as Bairstow deserved no sympathy for his stuff up.

It truly is amazing how one simple stumping can cause a cricket team to lose their minds the way this England side have. Bairstow staying in his crease for 5 more seconds would have saved us from this hullabaloo, by which point the ball would have been deemed dead. Bairstow, his teammates and many England supporters could have accepted this with dignity - but apparently that's just too hard.
 
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Stuart Broad has done an interview with former Crystal Palace FC owner Simon Jordan on Jordan's ''Up Front With Simon Jordan' YouTube channel. There is a bit devoted to the Bairstow stumping at Lord's.

Broad described Bairstow as ''snorting like a raging bull'' when he walked back into the pavilion after Alex Carey stumped him at Lord's. As the two were near one another at the non striker's end, Broad said he called Cummins an 'absolute disgrace'. Cummins simply said to Broad 'oh yeah, you're hardly an up keeper of the spirit of cricket'. Broad then revealed he looked at the Aussies fielding close in and sang the ''same old Aussies, always cheating'' song at them.

To top it off, Broad didn't even think Bairstow should have been give out, citing the square leg umpire starting to move into position for the next over.

Had Bairstow succeeded in stumping Marnus on day 1 of the Lord's test, many of us would have had no sympathy for Marnus, just as Bairstow deserved no sympathy for his stuff up.

It truly is amazing how one simple stumping can cause a cricket team to lose their minds the way this England side have. Bairstow staying in his crease for 5 more seconds would have saved us from this hullabaloo, by which point the ball would have been deemed dead. Bairstow, his teammates and many England supporters could have accepted this with dignity - but apparently that's just too hard.

It's why they never really win anything. Always want to cast blame and whine instead of working on themselves. You're right with Marnus, everyone here would have been calling him a ****ing idiot and he'd have probably owned it and moved right on, not been whining about it months later while the national team is embarrassing themselves in a WC.
 
Stuart Broad has done an interview with former Crystal Palace FC owner Simon Jordan on Jordan's ''Up Front With Simon Jordan'' YouTube channel. There is a bit devoted to the Bairstow stumping at Lord's.

Broad described Bairstow as ''snorting like a raging bull'' when he walked back into the pavilion after Alex Carey stumped him at Lord's. As the two were near one another at the non striker's end, Broad said he called Cummins an 'absolute disgrace'. Cummins simply said to Broad 'oh yeah, you're hardly an up keeper of the spirit of cricket'. Broad then revealed he looked at the Aussies fielding close in and sang the ''same old Aussies, always cheating'' song at them.

To top it off, Broad didn't even think Bairstow should have been give out, citing the square leg umpire starting to move into position for the next over.

Had Bairstow succeeded in stumping Marnus on day 1 of the Lord's test, many of us would have had no sympathy for Marnus, just as Bairstow deserved no sympathy for his stuff up.

It truly is amazing how one simple stumping can cause a cricket team to lose their minds the way this England side have. Bairstow staying in his crease for 5 more seconds would have saved us from this hullabaloo, by which point the ball would have been deemed dead. Bairstow, his teammates and many England supporters could have accepted this with dignity - but apparently that's just too hard.
Still unbelievable how well Cummins and Carey handled themselves under an absolute tirade of sledging and abuse from the English players, media and fans.

Sorry not sledging and abuse, just banter. It's always just banter when it comes from England.
 
Stuart Broad has done an interview with former Crystal Palace FC owner Simon Jordan on Jordan's ''Up Front With Simon Jordan'' YouTube channel. There is a bit devoted to the Bairstow stumping at Lord's.

Broad described Bairstow as ''snorting like a raging bull'' when he walked back into the pavilion after Alex Carey stumped him at Lord's. As the two were near one another at the non striker's end, Broad said he called Cummins an 'absolute disgrace'. Cummins simply said to Broad 'oh yeah, you're hardly an up keeper of the spirit of cricket'. Broad then revealed he looked at the Aussies fielding close in and sang the ''same old Aussies, always cheating'' song at them.

To top it off, Broad didn't even think Bairstow should have been give out, citing the square leg umpire starting to move into position for the next over.

Had Bairstow succeeded in stumping Marnus on day 1 of the Lord's test, many of us would have had no sympathy for Marnus, just as Bairstow deserved no sympathy for his stuff up.

It truly is amazing how one simple stumping can cause a cricket team to lose their minds the way this England side have. Bairstow staying in his crease for 5 more seconds would have saved us from this hullabaloo, by which point the ball would have been deemed dead. Bairstow, his teammates and many England supporters could have accepted this with dignity - but apparently that's just too hard.
The crease line is marked for several reasons.

The important one for a batsman is stay behind it if you want to keep batting.
 

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They are genuinely embarrassing, Broady really thinks this paints him as some sort of hero.


the last sentence completely contradicts everything else he says in the 3 mins prior!
 
Stuart Broad has done an interview with former Crystal Palace FC owner Simon Jordan on Jordan's ''Up Front With Simon Jordan'' YouTube channel. There is a bit devoted to the Bairstow stumping at Lord's.

Broad described Bairstow as ''snorting like a raging bull'' when he walked back into the pavilion after Alex Carey stumped him at Lord's. As the two were near one another at the non striker's end, Broad said he called Cummins an 'absolute disgrace'. Cummins simply said to Broad 'oh yeah, you're hardly an up keeper of the spirit of cricket'. Broad then revealed he looked at the Aussies fielding close in and sang the ''same old Aussies, always cheating'' song at them.

To top it off, Broad didn't even think Bairstow should have been give out, citing the square leg umpire starting to move into position for the next over.

Had Bairstow succeeded in stumping Marnus on day 1 of the Lord's test, many of us would have had no sympathy for Marnus, just as Bairstow deserved no sympathy for his stuff up.

It truly is amazing how one simple stumping can cause a cricket team to lose their minds the way this England side have. Bairstow staying in his crease for 5 more seconds would have saved us from this hullabaloo, by which point the ball would have been deemed dead. Bairstow, his teammates and many England supporters could have accepted this with dignity - but apparently that's just too hard.
There is nothing more hilarious than a pommy trying to take the high moral ground.

A short history:

1932 Bodyline - Instigated by the Poms.
1979 England tour of Australia - Lords refused to put the Ashes up for grabs (albeit it was only a 3 test series) but they knew, with the WSC players back that they would get thumped.
1995 - Michael Atherton fined for shining the ball with dirt that was in his pocket.
2005 - Marcus Trescothick admits in his biography that English players used breath mints to help shine the ball. Michaël Vaughan (who was captain of that side and would have known what was going on) was one of the most vehement critics of Warner and Smith.
2013 - Campaigner Broad refuses to walk despite hitting the cover off the ball (FWIW I don't think that a batsman should walk but there's no way Broad can take any high moral ground when it comes to the 'spirit of cricket')
2018 - The ECCB cut the residency requirements from seven years to three for overseas cricketers to qualify to play for England.....just in time so that Jofra Archer could play in the 2019 series.

I'm amazed that no-one from the mainstream media has ever challenged or called out Vaughan for his part in the 2005 series
 
I'll never understand the issue. Carey threw the ball immediately, as everyone who's ever played any level of cricket knows he has the right to do.

Bairstow just showed a lack of respect for a live ball. Nothing Carey did was outside the spirit of the game.
 
I'll never understand the issue. Carey threw the ball immediately, as everyone who's ever played any level of cricket knows he has the right to do.

Bairstow just showed a lack of respect for a live ball. Nothing Carey did was outside the spirit of the game.
Exactly my thoughts.

The one last night was less immediate than Carey. But both out, and both dozey. The crease isn't a decoration.
 
Broad described Bairstow as ''snorting like a raging bull'' when he walked back into the pavilion after Alex Carey stumped him at Lord's. As the two were near one another at the non striker's end, Broad said he called Cummins an 'absolute disgrace'. Cummins simply said to Broad 'oh yeah, you're hardly an up keeper of the spirit of cricket'. Broad then revealed he looked at the Aussies fielding close in and sang the ''same old Aussies, always cheating'' song at them.
Is this supposed to come across as aggressive and menacing?

Because it sounds like a 5 year old having a sook....
 
wait til their whinging really starts after they get 5 days worth of "abuse" at the gabba in a couple years time
 
There is nothing more hilarious than a pommy trying to take the high moral ground.

A short history:

1932 Bodyline - Instigated by the Poms.
1979 England tour of Australia - Lords refused to put the Ashes up for grabs (albeit it was only a 3 test series) but they knew, with the WSC players back that they would get thumped.
1995 - Michael Atherton fined for shining the ball with dirt that was in his pocket.
2005 - Marcus Trescothick admits in his biography that English players used breath mints to help shine the ball. Michaël Vaughan (who was captain of that side and would have known what was going on) was one of the most vehement critics of Warner and Smith.
2013 - Campaigner Broad refuses to walk despite hitting the cover off the ball (FWIW I don't think that a batsman should walk but there's no way Broad can take any high moral ground when it comes to the 'spirit of cricket')
2018 - The ECCB cut the residency requirements from seven years to three for overseas cricketers to qualify to play for England.....just in time so that Jofra Archer could play in the 2019 series.

I'm amazed that no-one from the mainstream media has ever challenged or called out Vaughan for his part in the 2005 series
You forgot Headingly 1972. The Fusarium pitch. This mysterious disease that only affected an area the size of a pitch, the rest of the oval was unaffected. All because Lillee and Massie were having too much influence. "British Fair Play" is a ridiculous notion.
 

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