Fixture "King" (lol) Chuckles Turdnow career finals goal watch

[Saveloy Rockstar]

After seven (7) seasons, Turdnow sits on a whopping



career finals goals, for an average of



per game

I say he won't be able to improve on that average this season

Flogstradamus tag incoming

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Kicked 1 goal in their match sim loss to 12thlong

 

[AvantGardener]

Sympathy post

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

The whole thread is sympathy for a bloke that’s averaged 1 goal in his last 4 games and every AFL final he’s ever played

Also it’s a finals watch, so probably won’t be any update at all this season

Plus, it didn’t get locked 5 minutes after it was posted

 

[Jazny]

Curnow is a dollar store Mihocek

 

[V_23]

Curnow is a dollar store Mihocek

Mihocek’s straddling the line perfectly between being good enough to kick a couple goals and being shite enough that he doesn’t get any oppo attention.

 

[Jazny]

Mihocek’s straddling the line perfectly between being good enough to kick a couple goals and being shite enough that he doesn’t get any oppo attention.

Mihocek is a 5 time Gordan Coventry medalist and a premiership player. Curnow wishes he would have the career Mihi already has had

 

[AvantGardener]

Mihocek is a 5 time Gordan Coventry medalist and a premiership player. Curnow wishes he would have the career Mihi already has had

How many Colemans has Spudokec won?

 

[Jazny]

How many Colemans has Spudokec won?

He doesn't downhill ski in home and away games. He is just a consistent clutch performer game in and game out. That's why he is a premiership key forward and Curnow never will be.

Where is Curnow on this list??

 

[AvantGardener]

Where is Curnow on this list??

Injury troll

 

[Jazny]

wow Carlton posters really don't like how this Mihocek vs Curnow comparison is going for them

 

[V_23]

Mihocek is a 5 time Gordan Coventry medalist and a premiership player. Curnow wishes he would have the career Mihi already has had

Doesn’t have much competition in the Pies’ forward line. I could probably jag a few GC medals if I were in there.

 

[V_23]

wow Carlton posters really don't like how this Mihocek vs Curnow comparison is going for them

The Pies would’ve traded Mihocek for Ed Curnow, let alone Charlie.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

lol @ Tankers still trying to pretend Fev, Turdnow and McKrappy wouldn't trade all their H&A Colemans for just 1 flag

Doesn’t have much competition in the Pies’ forward line. I could probably jag a few GC medals if I were in there.

And yet the Pies scored the equal third most GPG, just behind the runners up...



...whilst your twin Colemans could barely manage to level Failmantle's equal 10th

Now, let's take a look at what the CarLOLton forward line IS good at:



How embarrassing

 

[AvantGardener]

lol @ Tankers still trying to pretend Fev, Turdnow and McKrappy wouldn't trade all their H&A Colemans for just 1 flag



And yet the Pies scored the equal third most GPG, just behind the runners up...

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...whilst your twin Colemans could barely manage to level Failmantle's equal 10th

Now, let's take a look at what the CarLOLton forward line IS good at:

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How embarrassing

So ask yourself why Moore defends within the rules against the other 16 other teams but had his hands all over Curnows back and shoulders when we played? He scares opposition backs because he is so good. The umpires miss plenty more by the way, they certainly arent looking after him.

 

[Pistol Night]

The Pies would’ve traded Mihocek for Ed Curnow, let alone Charlie.

I hear after Charlies September efforts Ed got the top bunk all holidays at home

 

[AvantGardener]

I hear after Charlies September efforts Ed got the top bunk all holidays at home

That would be weird if brothers of that age slept in a bunk.

Maybe you think thats normal though because the Daicos boys sleep with the light on

 

[Pistol Night]

That would be weird if brothers of that age slept in a bunk.

Maybe you think thats normal though because the Daicos boys sleep with the light on

I do that sometimes when I’m too pissed

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

The umpires miss plenty more by the way, they certainly arent looking after him.

So your response to Carltank getting a league high 59 goals from free kicks is that they should be getting even more?

 

[AvantGardener]

So your response to Carltank getting a league high 59 goals from free kicks is that they should be getting even more?

If theres 80 infringements and 59 free kicks yes there should have been more free kicks.

Visa versa if there was 30 free kicks but only 20 infringements than there would have been too many free kicks paid.

Its not about the number of free kicks. Its relative to the number of infringements. Nobody goes near Spudokec so he doesnt get free kicks, much different to 2 defenders holding Curnows arms and jumping into his back.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You should start a petition

#freekickChuckles

How many more free kicks do you reckon he’d need to kick more than 1 goal in a final?

 

[AvantGardener]

You should start a petition

#freekickChuckles

How many more free kicks do you reckon he’d need to kick more than 1 goal in a final?

I'm not here to complain about it. I'm just pointing out why the stats you're posting are irrelevant.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

What about the stats that show Carltank’s forward line is equal 10th for goals produced in the most successful season they’ve had for decades

 

[V_23]

What about the stats that show Carltank’s forward line is equal 10th for goals produced in the most successful season they’ve had for decades

Sounds like we've got a good defence

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Sounds like your forward line sucks and gets worse in finals