A man and his wife were awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a Loud
pounding on the door.
The man got up and went to the door where a drunken stranger, Standing
in the pouring rain, was asking for a push.
"Not a chance," said the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning!" He
Slammed the door and returned to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answered.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No! I did not! It's 3 O clock in the morning and it's pouring out
There!"
"Well, you have a short memory," said his wife "Can't you Remember about
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys Helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of Yourself!"
The man did as he is told, got dressed, and went out into the Pouring
rain.
He called out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" came back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?", called out the husband.
"Yes, please!" came the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asked the husband.
"Over here..... On the swing!" replied the drunk.
pounding on the door.
The man got up and went to the door where a drunken stranger, Standing
in the pouring rain, was asking for a push.
"Not a chance," said the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning!" He
Slammed the door and returned to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answered.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No! I did not! It's 3 O clock in the morning and it's pouring out
There!"
"Well, you have a short memory," said his wife "Can't you Remember about
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys Helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of Yourself!"
The man did as he is told, got dressed, and went out into the Pouring
rain.
He called out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" came back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?", called out the husband.
"Yes, please!" came the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asked the husband.
"Over here..... On the swing!" replied the drunk.