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Quadzilla
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Do you live on the Frankston line?
Better move there's a train coming.
(Although these days take your time. It's 25 minutes late)
Better move there's a train coming.
(Although these days take your time. It's 25 minutes late)
Quadzilla
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Why can’t a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
These are inspired. Keep 'em coming.
Q: What do you do for a drowning Collingwood player?
A: Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
A: Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
Quadzilla
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Q. Whats an aboriginals most feared insect?
A. The Flagondry
A. The Flagondry
Moo
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A buddhist goes into a burger place and says "Make me one with everything"
Moo
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I took my cat to the vet the other day.
The vet said 'I am going to have to put her down.'
'Why is she ill?' I replied
'No my arms are tired''
The vet said 'I am going to have to put her down.'
'Why is she ill?' I replied
'No my arms are tired''
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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat."
He never heard the gunshot.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat."
He never heard the gunshot.
I went to the bookshop just now and asked if they have the new self-help book for men with small penises.
The lady behind the counter said "it's not in yet."
So I said "yep, that's the one."
The lady behind the counter said "it's not in yet."
So I said "yep, that's the one."
This man has this dog that has no legs. One day someone asked him "What's wrong with your dog?" And the man said..."What are you blind or something? He has no legs."
"Oh well, what's it's name?" asks the other person.
"Well, I call it cigarette." replied the man with the dog.
"Why in the world do you call it cigarette?" asks the other person again.
"Well, because sometimes I like to take it out for a drag."
"Oh well, what's it's name?" asks the other person.
"Well, I call it cigarette." replied the man with the dog.
"Why in the world do you call it cigarette?" asks the other person again.
"Well, because sometimes I like to take it out for a drag."
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Marklar_33
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A 3 year old told me today
Why did the pop-off maker make some popcorn?
Because he wanted poopcorn
Why did the pop-off maker make some popcorn?
Because he wanted poopcorn
ballanFYNE
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Dont get this joke i was told it by a 6 y.o so that explains it:
Why didnt "it" eat the banana
cos it was a monkey.
Why didnt "it" eat the banana
cos it was a monkey.
ballanFYNE
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Dont get this joke i was told it by a 6 y.o so that explains it:
Why didnt "it" eat the banana
cos it was a monkey.
Why didnt "it" eat the banana
cos it was a monkey.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?
A: Skip it.
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Q: Did you hear the joke about the airplane?
A: It's way over your head.
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Q: Did you hear the joke about the river?
A: It's water under the bridge.
A: Skip it.
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Q: Did you hear the joke about the airplane?
A: It's way over your head.
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Q: Did you hear the joke about the river?
A: It's water under the bridge.
Moo
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I farted in a crowded lift today....I know, I know it was wrong on so many levels.
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