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Man: Hello
Old person: Get fuccked
Old person: Get fuccked
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AFLW 2024 - Round 4 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
When is a car not a car?Why did the car drive up the wall????
Coz it felt like it
What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
No Eye Deer
What do you call a Deer with no eyes and legs?
Still No Eye Deer
Pay That!What do you call a Deer with no d!ck, eyes or legs?
Still No Fooken Eye Deer
shockerWhat do you call a Deer with no d!ck, eyes or legs?
Still No Fooken Eye Deer
they're meant to be lame.shocker
A man drowned in a bowl of meusli...a strong currant pulled him in.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I don't know
what's wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the
word HONDA."
"That's very interesting, I've never heard of anything like that
before. Do you think you could fart for me?" says the doctor.
The guy fires one off and sure enough, the doctor hears "HONDA!"
After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy,
the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of
stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys
farts say, "HONDA."
Finally, as a last resort, the doctors send him to a dentist.
After listening to the problem, the dentist opens up the guys
mouth and examines it.
"A-haa!!!!, says the dentist "....I have solved the problem."
"What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc"
The dentist replies "Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth."
"Yeah....so?", says the guy, "What has that got to do with my
farts?"
The dentist replies . . .
"Cant you see, Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA"
"Cant you see, Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA"
Very good - reminds me of another joke I got via email...
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
admit it - you sung that line
good eskimo joke btw
Whats yellow?
A peanut