FTA-TV MAFS 2025: Where Paul needs to say right now that he just got a call from his ex GF in NZ and her mother just died

[Shell]

Ryan the pussy. Next time you drop her on her ass hav a bed under her.

I’m saying not mysogenisically she seemed to enjoy it a little bit

 

[Fossie 32]

Bloke doesn't want to seem unmasculine and face ridicule nationwide because he dropped the bride?

That's not very Warrior-ish of him.

I’m sure they seriously considered cutting that out hehe

 

[MP_]

I’m sure they seriously considered cutting that out hehe

 

[Struggle]

She’s a psycho he’s a meat head

He's not. He's a mega nerd cosplaying as a meathead because he thinks that's what a man is after discovering the Joe Rogan podcast

 

[HomerThompson]

Sorry to miss the chat, was out and away from phone. Solid ep, looking fwd to DP tomorrow

 

[RAPPA]

jacqui is a reprehensible narcissist. Shocker of a person. She’ll eat Ryan alive.

 

[MP_]

I can see why the majority of this cast is single they all have personality traits that are annoying af!!! And I’m a pretty chill guy but these people are doing my head in more than previous Mafs seasons. I may have to do blood pressure readings before during and after such is my disgust of everyone

 

[RAPPA]

Wtaf is the accent anyway

I believe it’s Mole-nese

 

[peetoo]

You reckon she likes a bit o’ rough

Moderately I’d say. Consenting adults

 

[RAPPA]

Ryan - the inner nerd burger is manifesting hard with his reaction after dropping Jacqui. That reaction says it all about how fragile the facade is.

 

[Macca19]

Scott Pendlebury’s warrior brother is a flog

 

[Macca19]

Jacqui looks like the type who’d be happy to be a CEO’s sidepiece

 

[peetoo]

I can see why the majority of this cast is single they all have personality traits that are annoying af!!! And I’m a pretty chill guy but these people are doing my head in more than previous Mafs seasons. I may have to do blood pressure readings before during and after such is my disgust of everyone

Broken people get broken some more for followers

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

You better. Get used to the taste of fish

 

[troybe]

Well lucky I’m a pescatarian

 

[MP_]

You better. Get used to the taste of fish

 

[Macca19]

Ryan is just a face on a neck. He looks like Beaker from the muppets

 

[Shell]

 

[Royces Hart]

How the **** was Temu Isla Fisher, crowned Miss NZ? Surely there’d be at least a million sheep hotter than her. Legit headcase, with a gob like Austin Powers. And nothing makes me drier than a Kiwi accent.

Ryan gives off Ross Geller vibes, this has to be an act. Him and his posse remind me of Homer’s motorcycle gang. And he’s only scared of sharks and toothbrushes apparently.

Was really hoping Macedonian Tony Shaw was going to get pissed and run into a tree. Not even going to comment on cousin Steve.

 

[Shell]

. Not even going to comment on cousin Steve.

 

[troybe]

How the **** was Temu Isla Fisher, crowned Miss NZ? Surely there’d be at least a million sheep hotter than her. Legit headcase, with a gob like Austin Powers. And nothing makes me drier than a Kiwi accent.

Ryan gives off Ross Geller vibes, this has to be an act. Him and his posse remind me of Homer’s motorcycle gang. And he’s only scared of sharks and toothbrushes apparently.

Was really hoping Macedonian Tony Shaw was going to get pissed and run into a tree. Not even going to comment on cousin Steve.

 

[Carn The Berries]

My take.

1. Of course he is under no obligation to be attracted to her,, do anything remotely sexual with her, kiss her. A friendly hug- the kind that you would give you mother wouldn't go astray tho.
2. Be nice. Go do some activities, have some drinks, get to know each other.
3. Don't be a passive aggressive dick.

AND on her part. Don't say anything ****ing stupid like "let's go run naked in the forest" I mean jfc. Even I wanted to slap her for saying that rubbish.

I actually think her saying that was brilliant. He was already being a Richard Cranium, why not make the bloke feel uncomfortable.

 

[Shell]

I actually think her saying that was brilliant. He was already being a Richard Cranium, why not make the bloke feel uncomfortable.

Fair point lol

 

[TheEscapeClub]

How the **** was Temu Isla Fisher, crowned Miss NZ? Surely there’d be at least a million sheep hotter than her. Legit headcase, with a gob like Austin Powers. And nothing makes me drier than a Kiwi accent.

Ryan gives off Ross Geller vibes, this has to be an act. Him and his posse remind me of Homer’s motorcycle gang. And he’s only scared of sharks and toothbrushes apparently.

Was really hoping Macedonian Tony Shaw was going to get pissed and run into a tree. Not even going to comment on cousin Steve.

100% agree on the Kiwi accent.