Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[chiwigi]

Kornes literally copy and pastes Colin Cowherds comments and changes NFL to AFL.

 

[elbarton]

your life gets better if you stop reading/listening to kane cornes

Nah mate, I reckon we’re about one more itemised list rebutting his claims away from shutting him up for good

 

[Spadge]

So according to Cornes, Port have a shithouse list and Hinkley is a wizard coach who managed to get this team of dross to win 13 games in a row

I didnt think it was possible i could dislike any Cornes more than Graaaam, but here we are

 

[dav3]

 

[Jhodes]

Not here to say if it’s good or bad, fluff or informative, but we seem to have a lot of coverage from multiple media outlets at the moment. Nobody says anything really out of the norm but at least the players and the coach are putting themselves out there. I’m thinking Essendon and us have something in common. Less words more action! But it gives me something to read and listen too….

 

[SC_Power]

SEN Dwayne Russell on his potential picks to kick the ton this year…..


10 – Charlie Dixon

22

Charlie Dixon

Age

34

Ht

200cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.7

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.6

5star

D

10.5

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.5

2star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.5

2star

G

2.5

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

(Port Adelaide)

“Charlie Dixon

22

Charlie Dixon

Age

34

Ht

200cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.7

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.6

5star

D

10.5

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.5

2star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.5

2star

G

2.5

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

, if he stays injury-free.

“If Ivan Soldo

13

Ivan Soldo

Age

28

Ht

204cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.0

2star

K

3.9

2star

HB

4.1

3star

CL

2.4

4star

HO

24.2

5star

D

7.3

2star

K

3.1

1star

HB

4.1

3star

CL

2.4

4star

HO

23.0

5star

D

6.4

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.4

3star

CL

1.6

4star

HO

21.4

5star

rucks all year then as a stay-at-home forward Dixon might be a chance.”


Id start at the half-century if I were you Charlie, you’ve never made it that far before.

 

[Portmagpies36]

SEN Dwayne Russell on his potential picks to kick the ton this year…..


10 – Charlie Dixon (Port Adelaide)

“Charlie Dixon, if he stays injury-free.

“If Ivan Soldo rucks all year then as a stay-at-home forward Dixon might be a chance.”


Id start at the half-century if I were you Charlie, you’ve never made it that far before.

Seriously is Dwayne Russell on crack cocaine?

 

[SC_Power]

Seriously is Dwayne Russell on crack cocaine?

 

[gbear]

Seriously is Dwayne Russell on crack cocaine?

Possibly both.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Seriously is Dwayne Russell on crack cocaine?

Probably just a side effect of the MKUltra-lite program run out of the MG HIGH PERFORMANCE CENTRE.

 

[Grave Danger]

A fully fit Charlie Dixon

22

Charlie Dixon

Age

34

Ht

200cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.7

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.6

5star

D

10.5

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.5

2star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.5

2star

G

2.5

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

who was actually Charlie Curnow

30

Charlie Curnow

Age

27

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.3

3star

K

9.7

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

and with a coach who wasn't Ken Hinkley, maybe.

 

[Steve Dore]

SEN Dwayne Russell on his potential picks to kick the ton this year…..


10 – Charlie Dixon (Port Adelaide)

“Charlie Dixon, if he stays injury-free.

“If Ivan Soldo rucks all year then as a stay-at-home forward Dixon might be a chance.”


Id start at the half-century if I were you Charlie, you’ve never made it that far before.

Charlie Dixon whose best season return is 49 from 23 games in 2017 and second best is 48 from 24 games in 2021 is going to kick more than double that this year. Seems legit.

 

[sobrave]

SEN Dwayne Russell on his potential picks to kick the ton this year…..


10 – Charlie Dixon (Port Adelaide)

“Charlie Dixon, if he stays injury-free.

“If Ivan Soldo rucks all year then as a stay-at-home forward Dixon might be a chance.”


Id start at the half-century if I were you Charlie, you’ve never made it that far before.

Aside from the utter stupidity of this from draino... Charlie Dixon isn't even injury free now. How can he stay injury free when he can't even hobble around after 4 months off?

 

[Steve Dore]

Aside from the utter stupidity of this from draino... Charlie Dixon isn't even injury free now. How can he stay injury free when he can't even hobble around after 4 months off?

His two best returns came in seasons where he played 23 and 24 games. The idea that he is going to kick twice as many goals in a season where he'll be lucky to play 12 games is laughable.

Todd Marshall's best season tally is 48 in 2022, more recently than Dixon's 48 and 49 goal seasons, and he is highly likely to play a lot more games than Dixon this season. D'Wayne doesn't see him as a chance to do better than an injury plagued Dixon this season though.

 

[Winestoppable]

It's going to be hard for the former captain.

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[RossFC]

Why are people asking the question of what happens with Tom Clurey

17

Tom Clurey

Age

30

Ht

193cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.7

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

3.1

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

156.0

2star

D

10.9

3star

K

8.9

4star

HB

2.0

1star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.3

2star

MG

156.0

3star

D

7.8

2star

K

6.0

3star

HB

1.8

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.2

3star

? We shopped him around and nobody wanted him.

He should just be experienced depth.

 

[VineValerian]

His two best returns came in seasons where he played 23 and 24 games. The idea that he is going to kick twice as many goals in a season where he'll be lucky to play 12 games is laughable.

Todd Marshall's best season tally is 48 in 2022, more recently than Dixon's 48 and 49 goal seasons, and he is highly likely to play a lot more games than Dixon this season. D'Wayne doesn't see him as a chance to do better than an injury plagued Dixon this season though.

Perspective peeps.
Remember, it is Dwayne Russell we are talking about here - not Albert Einstein.

 

[dirty2]

Why are people asking the question of what happens with Tom Clurey? We shopped him around and nobody wanted him.

He should just be experienced depth.

That's former captain Tom clurey to you.

 

[Tibbs]

Wowsa! .... Awesome ultra-secret trading by our list management team!

From SEN:

 

[Willsy10]

Weird looking top 7 after the first 4. Top 7 what?


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[Tibbs]

Weird looking top 7 after the first 4. Top 7 what?


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Top-7 young players from each club that were 23 on 01/01/24 ... That list is Wildy's top-7 of the total 14 of both clubs.

Daniel Menzel ranks the top seven youngsters at Adelaide and Port Adelaide

The best young guns playing for the South Australian AFL clubs.

www.sen.com.au

 

[Willsy10]

Top-7 young players from each club that were 23 on 01/01/24 ... That list is Wildy's top-7 of the total 14 of both clubs.

Daniel Menzel ranks the top seven youngsters at Adelaide and Port Adelaide

The best young guns playing for the South Australian AFL clubs.

www.sen.com.au

Whatever it is, it is bad. Max Michaelanney ahead of Bergman lol

 

[Wargreymon90]

Whatever it is, it is bad. Max Michaelanney ahead of Bergman lol

I actually think michaelanney is their best young player and don’t think it’s unreasonable having him ahead of Bergman.

The hype around thilthorp and Rechelle massively outweighs their actual output.

 

[PowerBaz]

I guess the Crows and Ports have already left the building??

 

[NoddyHolder]

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I guess the Crows and Ports have already left the building??

We've always been excluded from the sanflw