Live Event Meet the new Carlton.... same as the old Carlton (gameday fred)

[A Cut Above]

Alternative thread title: 3Peat Immortals vs The Oompa-Loompa's Flab Brigade


So all summer we've been hearing about Carlton turning the corner, how they're out to change their kulcha and shortcuts are a thing of the past. Apparently Bolton is the new messiah who's promised a more disciplined, hard-working outfit that won't collectively drop its heads 5 minutes into the first quarter.

The proof is in the pudding and tonight we see how stinky this tripe called Carlton really is.
Will they be more competitive?
Will we recognize more than 2 or 3 of their players?
Will there ever be a Carlton poster on Bay13 worth respecting?

Bend over & prepare your angi tanking scum.

 

[DapperJong]

****ing hell this may the shittest AFL game ever to be played but I'm so excited to watch footy because I'm a sad person.

 

[DapperJong]

btw why is OP melting

 

[deedog2]

 

[Marley10]

btw why is OP melting

Because Carlton beat them in 2005? It's a Hawfie remember. Wound is still sore.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Oompa-Loompa? Jeez they turn on their own quick as lightning at Hawf.

 

[Glorious couch life]

Oompa-Loompa? Jeez they turn on their own quick as lightning at Hawf.

Looking forward to the press conference actually. The battle over the milk crate will be more interesting than the game.

 

[RedVest4]

Alternative thread title: 3Peat Immortals vs The Oompa-Loompa's Flab Brigade


So all summer we've been hearing about Carlton turning the corner, how they're out to change their kulcha and shortcuts are a thing of the past. Apparently Bolton is the new messiah who's promised a more disciplined, hard-working outfit that won't collectively drop its heads 5 minutes into the first quarter.

The proof is in the pudding and tonight we see how stinky this tripe called Carlton really is.
Will they be more competitive?
Will we recognize more than 2 or 3 of their players?
Will there ever be a Carlton poster on Bay13 worth respecting?

Bend over & prepare your angi tanking scum.

Melt

 

[JustaBattler]

Gibbs has been training so hard his man bun has grown a moustache - true story.

 

[GWBogan]

Alternative thread title: 3Peat Immortals vs The Oompa-Loompa's Flab Brigade


So all summer we've been hearing about Carlton turning the corner, how they're out to change their kulcha and shortcuts are a thing of the past. Apparently Bolton is the new messiah who's promised a more disciplined, hard-working outfit that won't collectively drop its heads 5 minutes into the first quarter.

The proof is in the pudding and tonight we see how stinky this tripe called Carlton really is.
Will they be more competitive?
Will we recognize more than 2 or 3 of their players?
Will there ever be a Carlton poster on Bay13 worth respecting?

Bend over & prepare your angi tanking scum.

 

[vjknight]

******* hell this may the shittest AFL game ever to be played but I'm so excited to watch footy because I'm a sad person.

no - that last round game in 2013 between carlolton & essendrug when david 'no thanks' zaharakis kicked the winner.

terrible game, but appropriate finish.

 

[JoseMourinho]

When did Carlton get all the Fri..... I mean Thursday nights again?

 

[STP18]

I know it's only NAB Cup etc etc etc, but really only one team has anything to lose tonight, and it's the Hawfs. Imagine if you lost to Carlton LOL!

 

[Nuggets73]

Hawthorn come 7.10pm tonight ... 20 goal lashing coming up!!

PS - Can't wait for Wiggo to chime in! ... Where is the flog???

 

[JustaBattler]

I'd be happy to see some biff in tonight's season opener. I'm not talking teh sneaky chest puff biff from well known dog liek Hodge or the from behind haymakers Clarkson was infamous for..I'm talking some man to man toe to toe biffo..

chances?

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

I'd be happy to see some biff in tonight's season opener. I'm not talking teh sneaky chest puff biff from well known dog liek Hodge or the from behind haymakers Clarkson was infamous for..I'm talking some man to man toe to toe biffo..

chances?

Zero. Not while Carlton don't actually have any

 

[JustaBattler]

Zero. Not while Carlton don't actually have any

no one at Carlton can stand up to the mighty power of Hawthorn's demon midfield...probably right there matey.Oh well looks like I'll have to settle for watching for 'green shoots' whatever that means. As long as we don't cop the 'brave loss' tag ala nafan and his bunch of clowns.

 

[Lethality]

I think the football world will be tuning in to see our next generation of stars. It's amazing how even though we've won the last 3 flags, we still have better youth than Carlton

 

[elMM]

CARN THE PAER

 

[Brutalitops]

TAB paying out $4.90 for Carlton. Money for jam

 

[Tiger2709]

btw why is OP melting

Unfortunately even a threepeat isn't enough to make anyone happy about supporting the ol' poos and wees.

 

[Tiger2709]

TAB paying out $4.90 for Carlton. Money for jam

Jam, well at least the fat club will be fed after the game.

 

[BoltonsBoys]

We'll be going at about 40% tonight mate.

Bolto is keeping his cards close to his chest as any supercoach would.

 

[Tiger2709]

Hawthorn come 7.10pm tonight ... 20 goal lashing coming up!!

PS - Can't wait for Wiggo to chime in! ... Where is the flog???

Is that Clarko going wild again, what is it with little people?

 

[elMM]

I put a £3 multi on hawthorn and norf to win (H2H) because I'm reckless.