Flogstradamus Melbourne are a massive s**t truck and a black hole for talent.

[crazywildhorse]

On talent and “windowness”, they should be killing it. Instead they remain erratic and, therefore, underachieving. They will lose tonight and should begin the process of building towards their next premiership window. Instead they will back in the talent they have and wilt away slowly over the next couple of years before realising they blew it with their current approach.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Maybe they should switch to Quidditch?

 

[Reppie]

Glad they didn't merge with Horf and be a complete pile of shite...they are at least are playing finals.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Glad they didn't merge with Horf and be a complete pile of shite...they are at least are playing finals.

Glad Hawf voted ‘no’ emphatically. So am I. Where would Geelong be today if it wasn’t for us. So much love.

Anyway, finals and making up the numbers is no-mans-land

 

[Feraligatr]

Glad Hawf voted ‘no’ emphatically. So am I. Where would Geelong be today if it wasn’t for us. So much love.

Anyway, finals and making up the numbers is no-mans-land

The only reason Melbourne wanted to merge with you is because they wanted to coattail on Hawks success. Goes to show. Didn't want to work for their own, just wanted to claim hawk glory.

 

[crazywildhorse]

The only reason Melbourne wanted to merge with you is because they wanted to coattail on Hawks success. Goes to show. Didn't want to work for their own, just wanted to claim hawk glory.

Exactly, Nothing has changed at Buller

 

[catscratchfever]

Melbourne have never really had a reliable forward line since their premiership year. Whatever happened to boofhead Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Flogstardamus tag please Dinsdale

 

[crazywildhorse]

Melbourne have never really had a reliable forward line since their premiership year. Whatever happened to boofhead Ben Brown?

He’s been injured by mismanagement. Similar to Grundy.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Flogstardamus tag please Dinsdale

That’s the embarrassment of the finals sewn up I think

 

[rapidfire7]

Goodwin can't Coach.

Hinkley >>> daylight >>> Mark Neeld >>> Goodwin

Change my mind.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Goodwin can't Coach.

Hinkley >>> daylight >>> Mark Neeld >>> Goodwin

Change my mind.

Flukewin is the weak link, yes

 

[Dinsdale]

Glad Hawf voted ‘no’ emphatically. So am I. Where would Geelong be today if it wasn’t for us. So much love.

Anyway, finals and making up the numbers is no-mans-land

I voted No, you're welcome

 

[catscratchfever]

Goodlose is on his last legs as coach. 4 and out the door is a terrible result since they fell into a flag.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Don't make us send you another Sam Frost

8

Sam Frost

Age

30

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.4

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

1.9

4star

MG

191.6

3star

D

10.5

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.5

2star

MG

191.6

3star

D

11.2

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

4star

 

[Feraligatr]

Don't make us send you another Sam Frost

You leave my dopey looking husband alone!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

You leave my dopey looking husband alone!

Useless campaigner.....couldn't even kick a goal against Port

 

[Feraligatr]

Useless campaigner.....couldn't even kick a goal against Port

You're still bitter on that lol

 

[crazywildhorse]

There are some real West Coast circa 2005 vibes about this side.

Low level criminality seems not that far beyond the horizon now.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Low level criminality seems just beyond the horizon now

Could always recruit Marlion

The only way they’ll be stealing a cup

 

[Cyclops]

Goodwin can't Coach.

Hinkley >>> daylight >>> Mark Neeld >>> Goodwin

Change my mind.

I dunno there's a precedent for a crackhead coach winning multiple flags.

 

[crazywildhorse]

There are some real West Coast circa 2005 vibes about this side.

Low level criminality seems just beyond the horizon now.

In wake of the latest news, it seems Clarrie is not far off going full Ben Cousins.

 

[catscratchfever]

There are some real West Coast circa 2005 vibes about this side.

Low level criminality seems just beyond the horizon now.

You sure got that right, Flogstradamus!

 

[NetworkNerd]

Gee what happened to Maximum Grundage... Straight sets did a number on him?

 

[Chronz]

Gee what happened to Maximum Grundage... Straight sets did a number on him?

Two in a row would make you depart bigfooty until a flag. Could be another 60 years before the dreamons win another one.