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Class is in session. So sit the * down and listen up. If there's one thing Qootballers are not known for, its their top paddock (with a few exceptions, like Headless of course). So once again, after a dire turn of events for our beloved Masters of Qootyology course, I'm back to crunch the numbers and give you completely factual equations and calculations, in the hope you'll learn a thing or two.

First up - it's the OOB. We get them out the way have them first up in our match thread, so why not also deliver additional insight here too. This crew, led by the snake charmer Tigerturbulance are not short of a word or two, if you want do end up in a phone call or having a pint, make sure you clear the whole day. They'll chat about years gone by, the amazing (2) seasons of SFA history they share, and all the other inspiring events along the way.

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Yes, yes, the numbers Mason. Tell us about the numbers. What do they mean?



Letters in team name: 15
Letters in captains name: 15
Squad size: 23 24
Points in S35: 36
S35 Win Percentage: 56.3%
Sum of squad numbers: 670
Posts in team thread (at time of writing): 53
Number of 100+ scores in S35: 8
Number of turbo podcast hot takes: 312

What on earth does this mean???

(15*15) + (24 * Square Root of 36) / 670-312 = 11 wins
however...
11 wins - (53/8) * 56.3 = 3.7

Season 36 Predicted Total: ~7.3 wins

Luckily for them - the OOB are the reigning premiers, giving them the TROPHY BOOSTER (+1 win for each year of SFA history they have)

NEW Season 36 Predicted Total: ~9.3 wins

Tune back in next week for another lesson and see where your club is guaranteed to finish, by the numbers that truly do not lie.

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