Admin Notice Mobbs Night - Season 37

[Jabba73]

They banned me from drinking Moet straight from the bottle.
Apparently, I thought I was re-enacting the male version of the movie Coyote Ugly

The dancing on the bar was a nice touch too

 

[Pugsley]

The dancing on the bar was a nice touch too

Luckily for me I knew security. They said it was brilliant but time to step down from the bar, Pugsley.

 

[Dingster]

Given he stayed on the bench, played his role perfectly.

A small chance if the qumpires were paying attention

Jabbastute

 

[DemurePrincess]

What, you just drop a strawberry in and chug straight from the bottle?

Hardcore, sounds like you should be sitting with DemurePrincess on the “messy youngsters” table.

There is no room for you on our table…

 

[DemurePrincess]

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Should have worn your sunnies, babes. Don't want to let them see you drunk cry when we lose.

Appreciate your concern Footypie32 but dark sunglasses would have clashed with the Tiara darl plus Ill be drinking your tears from my fancy champagne glass babes

 

[Jabba73]

There is no room for you on our table…

Not young or messy?

Sounds about right

 

[DemurePrincess]

Not young or messy?

Sounds about right

I’ll just wave at you over on the mature table!

Hi Jabba73 hows the ‘O’ ring for your bott bott going??

 

[Jabba73]

Is it 6.30pm yet?

Or are we on WA time?

 

[Jabba73]

I’ll just wave at you over on the mature table!

Hi Jabba73 hows the ‘O’ ring for your bott bott going??

It’s a good match for my sensible jacket that will keep me warm, while the rest of you battle the elements desperately trying to pretend the alcohol makes up for the lack of warm clothing.

 

[DemurePrincess]

It’s a good match for my sensible jacket that will keep me warm, while the rest of you battle the elements desperately trying to pretend the alcohol makes up for the lack of warm clothing.

I’m hoping the heating bill was paid and the heating is gonna crank anytime soon bc I’m seriously freezing my **** off and I’m on my 5th champers and I’ve only just lost the feeling in my toes…

It’s gonna be a long night and I can guarantee….your jacket…. I’ll be wearing it but the time mains are served….

 

[Jabba73]

I’m hoping the heating bill was paid and the heating is gonna crank anytime soon bc I’m seriously freezing my **** off and I’m on my 5th champers and I’ve only just lost the feeling in my toes…

Glasses or bottles?

Or glass bottles?

It’s gonna be a long night and I can guarantee….your jacket…. I’ll be wearing it but the time mains are served….

They give you napkins, ffs.

Dry cleaning is expensive these days

 

[Footypie32]

Appreciate your concern Footypie32 but dark sunglasses would have clashed with the Tiara darl plus Ill be drinking your tears from my fancy champagne glass babes

Fine. Whatever. I'll just go sit over by the Bombers table and watch them all get nervous about seeing a lady for first time in their lives.

 

[Jabba73]

Fine. Whatever. I'll just go sit over by the Bombers table and watch them all get nervous about seeing a lady for first time in their lives.



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How quickly you forget The Greatest Ava who was the best lady you could hope to meet.

 

[Footypie32]

How quickly you forget The Greatest Ava who was the best lady you could hope to meet.

Was she your wet nurse?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Glasses or bottles?

Or glass bottles?

They give you napkins, ffs.

Dry cleaning is expensive these days

Glasses!!! But don’t tell Pamcake1 bc I’ve got a straw

And I seriously can’t believe you’re not going to lend me your jacket…. Best go stand under the hand dryer until the formalities start

 

[Barrybran]

Jabbastute

We've all gotta make money somehow, Ding.

 

[Grav]

Look I don’t want to take the limelight away from Mobbs, but can anyone enlighten me on who or what this about?

 

[Jabba73]

Look I don’t want to take the limelight away from Mobbs, but can anyone enlighten me on who or what this about?


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It’s an award you win for doing SFA …

 

[Grav]

Fine. Whatever. I'll just go sit over by the Bombers table and watch them all get nervous about seeing a lady for first time in their lives.



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While you’re sitting over by our table, do you mind if I knock off those two drinks on the bar. TIA

 

[Grav]

It’s an award you win for doing SFA …

So what did I win?

 

[Jabba73]

So what did I win?

Another season on the Baghdad Bombers list, the best prize available.

 

[Grav]

Another season on the Baghdad Bombers list, the best prize available.

Have kept all my wanted recruits under my hat this year, OOB’s have to find a new recruiting manager.

 

[Jabba73]

Have kept all my wanted recruits under my hat this year, OOB’s have to find a new recruiting manager.

Robertio OOB, the Prince of Thieves

 

[Pamcake1]

 

[Jabba73]

Will be held tonight from approximately 6:30pm Melbourne time.​

Goodness me, being this late is cause for instant dismissal, apparently.​